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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry

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How do they look at this defense and say “yeah that’s fine”. 
 

y’all can hold on to draft picks all you want. I’d rather them do something to show some fucking life.  Rather have REAL players they have proven they can play the worried about taking some late first rounder who could be taco or Guyton anyways. 

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1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

Elam is scared of contact.  he's a pussy.

you are the one that responded to me.  stop responding when Dak throws a bad pass.

Stop saying a pass is bad if it’s not.  
 

see how simple that is? 

And that’s game. 

LMAO. Dallas would have been better off going for it and missing the 4th and 1, they would actually have more time to work with right now.

This defense is beyond bad, which is why you go for it on 4th and 1...

Just now, Drew said:

Stop saying a pass is bad if it’s not.  
 

see how simple that is? 

And that’s game. 

stop saying it wasn't a bad pass if it is.  how simple is that?

They can not punt or kick FGs like they did with 1 yard to go. 
 

Shotty going for the FG on the first drive and punting on the last drive were stupid decisions. 

a little bit of the doomsday D, Jim?  how about a fuckton?

Just now, dcar00 said:

stop saying it wasn't a bad pass if it is.  how simple is that?

Stop responding. Isn’t that what you said? 

The cowboys schedule only gets harder in the back half of the season.
 

This is a terrible team, with the worst GM in football. They can fire Eberfluss but then the brainwormed GM has to go find a replacement. 

We need to score every drive to even sniff a chance of keeping it close. 
 
we should just go for it every 4th down if not in Aubrey range   Cuz they gonna score on us any way 

this d is hot ass 

Just now, Drew said:

Stop responding. Isn’t that what you said? 

yes you need to stop responding.

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

The cowboys schedule only gets harder in the back half of the season.
 

This is a terrible team, with the worst GM in football. They can fire Eberfluss but then the brainwormed GM has to go find a replacement. 

There's nothing good when Jerrah is is charge.  It's a terrible place to be.  Even when he gets it right, his miss rate is so much higher, just not much you can do......

 

Totally worthless throw, Dak. No chance of success there. 

Terrible..... Dak.  It gets way too greedy when they get down big.  I get you want to make a play..... but it's just a terrible decision.  Just get the 3 points.  

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Could Aubrey make an 80yd FG up here in Denver? Serious question...

Welp won't get to find out lol

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

We need to score every drive to even sniff a chance of keeping it close. 
 
we should just go for it every 4th down if not in Aubrey range   Cuz they gonna score on us any way 

this d is hot ass 

we should but NFL head coaches will try to manage the score by punting and hope the opposing team just runs.  Schott isn't going to be worrying about winning this game anymore.  he knows it is over.  I expect some running plays next half to run clock.

Furk...

 

But not unexpected. I figured this would be a long day for Dallas.

Fucking dumb dumbass

You know what fuck this, don't even play the 2nd half.  Quit and go home.

Fucking idiotic retarded stupid motherfuckers.

Somebody slap Romo for saying MVP and Dak in same sentence.

Why is Denver kneeling? 14 seconds is plenty of time to pick up big yards on this defense.

Offense has to be perfect. They weren’t.  
 

and they should have just tried to get a little bit of yards to attempt a kick. We’re greedy there. 
 

that was a bad decision to throw there.  THAT one was. 

My favorite part of the first half was when they were talking about how good the offense is and they said, "If this defense could just be average..."

1 minute ago, DougO said:

Totally worthless throw, Dak. No chance of success there. 

he had to in hopes to get big gain and clock it for a FG.  of course it was our only receiver even downfield far enough.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Why is Denver kneeling? 14 seconds is plenty of time to pick up big yards on this defense.

I think they had 3 timeouts too. 
 

 

Just now, TexArcher said:

My favorite part of the first half was when they were talking about how good the offense is and they said, "If this defense could just be average..."

Offense crapped the bed at the end of this half, too. 

Fair or not, they need to score a lot with this defense and they couldn't keep pace.

4 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Terrible..... Dak.  It gets way too greedy when they get down big.  I get you want to make a play..... but it's just a terrible decision.  Just get the 3 points.  

He presses when they’re down. That’s known. He knows the offense is the only chance they have and takes more chances.  Not saying it’s right but it’s been something for his entire career  

 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

My favorite part of the first half was when they were talking about how good the offense is and they said, "If this defense could just be average..."

I mean the defense gave up 3 very easy TDs and a FG drive.  If they’re average Denver is up 7 maybe?  And the offense isnt pressing late in the half and Dak isn’t forcing a pass. 
 

just a thought…

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1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

I think they had 3 timeouts too. 
 

 

Yup. If anything, just chunk one down the field, 75% chance they will be running free and if not, we would just commit DPI. 

Kneeling is smart because why risk an injury there.  The game is over, they don't need any more points.

 

6 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We are at 18k feet altitude. Let Aubrey kick it from 75

is this a joke I may have missed?

And there it is, down 17, Dak makes a mistake, dumbass fans blame the QB for the loss. Same fucking cycle every fucking year. 

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Just now, dcar00 said:

hey that was Barron on the pick...

hookem!  even if it’s a shit quarterback serving it up on a platter, it still counts!

4 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

I think they had 3 timeouts too. 
 

 

even Payton knows it is over.

This franchise lol.  They are what 3-4-1 most likely coming out of this game.  They'll be just bad enough to miss the playoffs, just good enough to get a high teens draft pick, GB will stick them with something in the mid to later 20s and Jerry will take a LB with a clubbed foot and one of those aggy WRs.  

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

And there it is, down 17, Dak makes a mistake, dumbass fans blame the QB for the loss. Same fucking cycle every fucking year. 

who is blaming this on Dak? Schott and the OL cost us another 7.

I asked Grok when was the last time the Cowboys beat the Broncos, and how many current Cowboys players were alive when that happened. Here's the response:

Regarding how many current Cowboys players had been born by that date, reports indicate that 45 of the current Dallas Cowboys players were not alive when the Cowboys last beat the Broncos in 1995, and four more were born in 1995. Assuming a typical NFL roster size of 53 players, this suggests that 45 players were born after September 10, 1995, and up to 8 players (53 - 45) could have been born on or before that date, including the four born in 1995. However, without exact birth dates for the players born in 1995, it’s unclear if all were born before September 10. Therefore, at most 8 current Cowboys players had been born by the time of the last victory, with the possibility of fewer depending on specific 1995 birth dates.

6 minutes ago, Drew said:

He presses when they’re down. That’s known. He knows the offense is the only chance they have and takes more chances.  Not saying it’s right but it’s been something for his entire career  

 

I mean the defense gave up 3 very easy TDs and a FG drive.  If they’re average Denver is up 7 maybe?  And the offense isnt pressing late in the half and Dak isn’t forcing a pass. 
 

just a thought…

Yeah, but he said that very early on.  The point was more like, if this defense could just be average with this offense, this team could really go somewhere, but alas, they're .500, for a moment...

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

who is blaming this on Dak? Schott and the OL cost us another 7.

the quarterback is the only player who touches the ball on every play.  it’s 100% on dak. 

The defense is the shitshow of this team, but the offense has 10 points at half so they are not exactly showering themselves in glory today.

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