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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry

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Dude was wide open lol. In the endzone.  When you suppose to have everything covered 

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1 minute ago, Drew said:

Theres no chance with this defense. Maybe watch the fucking game? 

You need to settle the fuck down. It was obvious sarcasm. 😂

1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

You need to settle the fuck down. It was obvious sarcasm. 😂

Sorry game thread. Can’t be held accountable for my actions with this shit show. 

4 minutes ago, Drew said:

Hahahah like why try.  
 

This is the defense. And I’m seeing a ton of “offense isn’t good today” on Twitter right now. 🤦‍♂️ 

following twitter for sport commentary must be the 5th level of hell, right? 

Let's see, Denver 37pts. Dallas, 10 pts in first half, 7 in third quarter. I'm shifting some of the blame to a lack of intensity on the offense. Give the 'Boys one add'l sustained drive in the first half, and one in the third qtr would take off 10-14 Denver points. Gives us an Add'l 10pts to 14pts. The offense has also sucked. 10 first half points ain't going to cut it.

Dak has indeed sucked... so far. (Give the OC some of the blame)

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Pickens is a dawg. 

Just now, dcar00 said:

following twitter for sport commentary must be the 5th level of hell, right? 

Silly I know. But can’t escape it on my feed. 

this is setting up great for Schott.  just needs 10 points to make if look like we fought hard, just too many injuries.

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Let's see, Denver 37pts. Dallas, 10 pts in first half, 7 in third quarter. I'm shifting some of the blame to a lack of intensity on the offense. Give the 'Boys one add'l sustained drive in the first half, and one in the third qtr would take off 10-14 Denver points. Gives us an Add'l 10pts to 14pts. The offense has also sucked. 10 first half points ain't going to cut it.

Dak has indeed sucked... so far.

I’ll blame shotty for being a fucking pussy not once not twice but 3 times at least. 

Old Dak is back. Another horrible decision.

Just now, dcar00 said:

this is setting up great for Schott.  just needs 10 points to make if look like we fought hard, just too many injuries.

It will be said.  And a lot of “garbage yards” when teams come back all the time. 
 

that was a bad throw.  Horrible.  Can’t say anything else. 

That was a total tire fire.  CeeDee was jogging around not even looking for the ball.  I think Dak expected him to sit in the empty space in the zone and Lamb just with his head in the clouds..... Doesn't matter.  This game was overin the 2nd quarter.  

 He always does this shit when he’s down big and pressing. Add in OL issues and it’s a recipe for disaster.  

doesn't excuse shit. He still threw a bad ball there. 

1 minute ago, Drew said:

I’ll blame shotty for being a fucking pussy not once not twice but 3 times at least. 

I forgot to throw in negs for the coaching. That said, Dak's last throw turns into a highlight reel interception, at what the 8 yard line

Not a single target for Ferguson yet today. He's been held back pass blocking, apparently not that effectively.

Sure would have been nice to have a TE able to slip underneath for some first downs.

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

That was a total tire fire.  CeeDee was jogging around not even looking for the ball.  I think Dak expected him to sit in the empty space in the zone and Lamb just with his head in the clouds..... Doesn't matter.  This game was overin the 2nd quarter.  

Don’t matter. It’s all Dak. Always Dak.  

Hey Jerry Fucking Jones... Two words: Sean Payton

Wait wait wait. 3 More: Barnyard Mike McCarthy

Another wasted season to add to your fucking legacy.

4 minutes ago, Drew said:

Don’t matter. It’s all Dak. Always Dak.  

💯 

What exactly is the relationship that Payton has with Jerry? Beating the shit out of the Cowboys most every time?

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Brad Sham sounds like he wants to end it all. 

ha. I listen to him on the way back from Dallas sometimes and it has been hilarious the last 4 or 5 years.  He saw really good football for many years and is seeing the worst run organization in the NFL for the last 10(given that they are the Dallas Cowboys and not the Cleveland Browns) and he's had enough.

1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

What exactly is the relationship that Payton has with Jerry? Beating the shit out of the Cowboys most every time?

he was the OC when we got Romo.  the last good quarterback we’ve had. 

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Just now, LonghornJudas said:

What exactly is the relationship that Payton has with Jerry? Beating the shit out of the Cowboys most every time?

Payton was the OC at Dallas 20 years ago

I thought it was the broncos defense that was good. The offense is killing it 

Are you kidding.  Wide open.  This defense is lost.

Running it up on Dallas. Don’t blame them. 

I keep hearing down starters.  But the d been ass all year.  

doesnt matter who back there.  The d gettin cooked. 

1 minute ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Let’s see if Peyton the prick drops 50

being a good coach makes you a prick?

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Payton was the OC at Dallas 20 years ago

Apparently I’m not on my best sarcasm game today. My bad.

2 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

I thought it was the broncos defense that was good. The offense is killing it 

Same offense that scored 0 points in 3 quarters vs giants 

2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Hey Jerry Fucking Jones... Two words: Sean Payton

Wait wait wait. 3 More: Barnyard Mike McCarthy

Another wasted season to add to your fucking legacy.

Payton as HC + Romo is the closest we could have ever come to maybe even sniffing the success of Jimmy + Troy but apparently Jerry likes to wait a Platinum Jubilee length of time in between Super Bowl wins. 

Maybe we should re-think that plan to trade for a difference-maker on D... 

Let's play for draft position. Hook some of our players up with that Mafia Group they busted last week. 

 

Fuck it, line up Aubrey for a record field goal.

Damn, nice catch by Tolbert.

Now trade his ass while his stock is at it's all time peak.

that’s what a $60MM fraud looks like. 

 

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Left foot was down first while he got control.

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

lol. All Those QBs got rings but dak and tony 

Daks career isn’t over. And there’s a common denominator for Romo and Dak. 
 

No one can win here with that front office. Not your favorite QB. Not a HOF. Not Brady. Not Mahomes. No one. 

I think I speak for everyone with Dak on their fantasy team when I say fuck all of this game, including that great throw by somebody else and the great catch to go with it.

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