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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry

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3 minutes ago, TOR said:

Pretty sure you are old and grumpy right now, Burnt.

That is the very reason I specifically added extremely and super as adverbs.

I have a high level of confidence my age and anger levels will continue to increase.

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5 minutes ago, TOR said:

Pretty sure you are old and grumpy right now, Burnt.

Let he among us who are not old and grumpy pass the first kidney stone.

MNF deserves a thread, no?

9 hours ago, fellside said:

Jerry says he's made a trade and is working on 2 more. 

y’all ready for myles garrett?  he’s coming home. 

My internet went out around 6PM yesterday and we are in a bad cell area…

 

i didnt even bother going to find somewhere to watch the game.

woke up to a stomach ache and a score that reflects the sorry state of this once proud franchise.

 

Hey Jerry, I hope it hurts. I barely care any more.

But Dak is having an MVP season.

 

LOLz.  Say it again motherfuckers.

1 hour ago, Iceman said:

But Dak is having an MVP season.

 

LOLz.  Say it again motherfuckers.

Of course, lol. Cowboys fans are literally the worst fans in existence. I gave up and fell asleep in the third but see he gave up an int late in desperation time so it’s his fault. Not turd with the fumble or J with the fumble or the OL getting beat regularly or (and this one’s important) the worst defense in the league by far getting carved up like soft butter, it’s that Dak sucks. He really should play elsewhere, Jerry will never get him a decent coaching staff or surrounding cast. Schotty is and was worthless and unqualified. Die already Jerry seriously.

Any sports reporter that asks Jerrah how he’s going to turn it around needs to mocked out of a job.

If y’all haven’t heard Jerry’s comments to Stephen A Smith’s podcast on wanting to stir up controversy, you need to. Didn’t see it discussed here. He’s so delusional that I’m numb to it. This team will never win with him alive. 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bengals Logan Wilson to cowboys for a 6th round pick. He’s kind of washed but it’s only a 6th 

ESPN saying 7th round but whatever...this team is dead in the water.

Jerry Jones looked at the Bengals defense and said "Yup, I want some of that!!!"

7th round pick, according to KD Drummond at Cowboyswire and USA Today.

 

Of course, this would have been better news if they had not completely shit themselves last night in a must win, or more appropriately, must not lose, "easiest game remaining on the schedule.

 

Jerry finally embracing the transfer portal and NIL is going to be huge for The Cowboys 

I'm still more pissed that the drafted a guard instead of one of the best DTs that were available in the draft. One of which destroyed the Dallas OL last night.

Jerry's post game presser was actually rational.

Let's revisit the 2023 draft, lmao. Fucking junk. This is a common theme, they can't draft worth a shit. Absolute wastes of a 1st and 2nd rd pick. 3rd round has a lot of talent but unfortunately can't stay on the field. Won't really fault them for that. Rd 4-7, ass.

 

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3 hours ago, 'stache said:

Of course, lol. Cowboys fans are literally the worst fans in existence. I gave up and fell asleep in the third but see he gave up an int late in desperation time so it’s his fault. Not turd with the fumble or J with the fumble or the OL getting beat regularly or (and this one’s important) the worst defense in the league by far getting carved up like soft butter, it’s that Dak sucks. He really should play elsewhere, Jerry will never get him a decent coaching staff or surrounding cast. Schotty is and was worthless and unqualified. Die already Jerry seriously.

Lulz. His son is an even bigger fucking idiot. 

15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lol. Trashc338fc7619d90427531abbbb26061890.jpg

Looks like he's bust out the head spin during a break dancing competition.....

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Y'all are in the same division as the Tush Push and this is how you line up for a goal line stand.

3 hours ago, Cruz in Aledo said:

If y’all haven’t heard Jerry’s comments to Stephen A Smith’s podcast on wanting to stir up controversy, you need to. Didn’t see it discussed here. He’s so delusional that I’m numb to it. This team will never win with him alive. 

Switzer out front should've told ya.

44 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Lulz. His son is an even bigger fucking idiot. 

Which is actually pretty impressive.

15 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Which is actually pretty impressive.

Super 70s Sports on X: ""Daddy, my hat blew off." “I hope your goddamn head  was in it!" https://t.co/TDA2S38HW5" / X

1 hour ago, speed817 said:

Looks like he's bust out the head spin during a break dancing competition.....

 

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I don’t really care any more, but I wonder if Stephen is placating Daddy while he’s alive, and he will hire a real GM and fuck off from involvement when Jerry finally dies. Or if he’ll be just like Daddy, except stingier and dumber. 

Regardless I don’t know why anyone cares enough to attend games. I had 2 free tickets last night, and passed them to a younger guy in the office. I have zero desire to give that organization any money, and I frankly don’t understand why anybody would. 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Let's revisit the 2023 draft, lmao. Fucking junk. This is a common theme, they can't draft worth a shit. Absolute wastes of a 1st and 2nd rd pick. 3rd round has a lot of talent but unfortunately can't stay on the field. Won't really fault them for that. Rd 4-7, ass.

 

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Deuce Vaughn being drafted was the biggest show of fan service I've ever seen. Wasted a 6th round pick on a guy who never would have seen an NFL field otherwise, for the views and clicks from the tiktok showing his dad and the cowboys coaches doing a feel good story. smh

Arizona scored 27 points against that defense. That's the most points they've scored this year. 

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They've done better when they were obsessive about drafting Boise State than they were with Michigan. Has anyone from Michigan ever been a draft success for the Cowboys?

52 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Super 70s Sports on X: ""Daddy, my hat blew off." “I hope your goddamn head  was in it!" https://t.co/TDA2S38HW5" / X

Bullseye.

3 hours ago, DougO said:

Jerry's post game presser was actually rational.

You’re on enough drugs to kill a horse. Nothing about it made any sense whatsoever. 

Edited by Cruz in Aledo

Flournoy played 2/3s of the offensive snaps last night, while Tolbert's play time has plummeted to less than 20 percent the last two weeks. Hopefully, they are trying to unload Tolbert, who has showcased a few nice catches for some WR desperate teams. Get something for him now, a late pick or a backup player.

Turpin time was also way down last night, definitely a tradable and expendable asset that could bring something.

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Schoonmaker to a team that needs a TE replacement also is doable. His play was also way down last night, though he had a few visible appearances. 

6 minutes ago, Minute Bull said:

Quinnen Williams traded by Jets to Cowboys.  Jerrah loading up on the DTs

Signed through 2027, 20-30 mil per year salary over that time. That's gonna cost something, hopefully not high draft picks. Maybe a player package. Though, maybe the Packers late 1 this year could be worth it if he's really a dawg.

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33 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Arizona scored 27 points against that defense. That's the most points they've scored this year. 

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Led by a qb who has been on 6 teams in 10 years.

6 minutes ago, Minute Bull said:

Quinnen Williams traded by Jets to Cowboys.  Jerrah loading up on the DTs

For a 2026 1st rd pick? Lmao. We should be sellers, not buyers. We need to load up on draft picks, not trade them. Front office is dumb as shit, water is wet.

What did we give up?   Still gotta address this fucking secondary

Potentially good moves, but a bit too late to save this season.

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

For a 2026 1st rd pick? Lmao. We should be sellers, not buyers. We need to load up on draft picks, not trade them. Front office is dumb as shit, water is wet.

They should be both.

I hope we didn’t give a 1.  We will be a top 7 draft come April 

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

For a 2026 1st rd pick? Lmao. We should be sellers, not buyers. We need to load up on draft picks, not trade them. Front office is dumb as shit, water is wet.

The price for Quinnen Williams, per source: - 2026 2nd - 2027 1st The first-round pick is the Cowboys' selection, not Green Bay's.

 
Just now, Js1 said:

The price for Quinnen Williams, per source: - 2026 2nd - 2027 1st The first-round pick is the Cowboys' selection, not Green Bay's.

 

The thing is, our draft pick will probably be higher than Green Bay's. Another L. 

If they traded their own first round pick it's not good. 

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