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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry

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Throwing in their 2 is really bad, too. Holy shit, just fucking the draft in the goatass.

The way Dallas drafts. That second round pick is likely a tight end from Akron and that 2027 first is probably a wide receiver from cinncinati

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

We got rid of mazi smith too 

Gonna be fun watching him blossom with another team.

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

The thing is, our draft pick will probably be higher than Green Bay's. Another L. 

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11 minutes ago, DougO said:

Signed through 2027, 20-30 mil per year salary over that time. That's gonna cost something, hopefully not high draft picks. Maybe a player package. Though, maybe the Packers late 1 this year could be worth it if he's really a dawg.

 

10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

For a 2026 1st rd pick? Lmao. We should be sellers, not buyers. We need to load up on draft picks, not trade them. Front office is dumb as shit, water is wet.

2027 first

9 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What did we give up?   Still gotta address this fucking secondary

2027 1st, 2026 2nd, and Mazi

6 minutes ago, DougO said:

If they traded their own first round pick it's not good. 

Gotta hope they're better next year. All I got.

If they don't' have the worst defense of all time, and a similar offense they'll have a late teens pick at worst.  This year is the one that couldn't get rid of.

At least they did what I asked.  Got a PROVEN player, under 30, who's under contract for this season, and 2 more.  Not a rental, not a short term guy.  

Yes I know "draft picks" but those are crap shoots.  I've been preaching to use at least 2nd for legitimate proven players that have shown something rather than hoping injured guy will be something.

 

But, obviously, if they pick top 10 next year and lost the pick...that's awful.

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Let's revisit the 2023 draft, lmao. Fucking junk. This is a common theme, they can't draft worth a shit. Absolute wastes of a 1st and 2nd rd pick. 3rd round has a lot of talent but unfortunately can't stay on the field. Won't really fault them for that. Rd 4-7, ass.

 

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Fucking hell. This has got to be one of the worst drafts in NFL history.

Bust, bust, injuries, out of football, career backup, out of football, career practice squad, career practice squad.

17 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I don’t know shit about him. What’s the consensus 

You have to ask?

2026 2nd, 2027 1st (Cowboys), and Mazi for Williams

I guess we had to overpay to get them to take Mazi off our hands.

Not locked in that it’s Cowboys 2027 1st rounder. The Jets get the better of the two. 

ESPN article said "The 2027 pick going to the Jets will be the better of the Cowboys' two first-round picks that year."

So it's not necessarily the Cowboy's pick. They get the better pick of the two. Lulz. Fucking idiot. 

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Currently an under 10% chance to make the playoffs.

30 minutes ago, Vermin said:

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Currently an under 10% chance to make the playoffs.

 

Sure looks like bottom 10 to me.

 

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23 minutes ago, DougO said:

 

Sure looks like bottom 10 to me.

 

Bottom of the curve but if they move up 5 spots they're right at average.  Not shitty, but not showing off either

Someone with photoshop design a gravestone for Jerry Jones: Date of Birth (whatever that is) -> Date of Death (leave open)

Nothing at the bottom about beloved father, husb etc. None of that shit. All it says is: "Hired Jimmy Johnson"

 

Team definitely looks better on paper today, except for the 3-5-1 part. 

1 hour ago, DougO said:

Team definitely looks better on paper today,

GMing the hell out of this thing. 

22 hours ago, 'stache said:

Of course, lol. Cowboys fans are literally the worst fans in existence. I gave up and fell asleep in the third but see he gave up an int late in desperation time so it’s his fault. Not turd with the fumble or J with the fumble or the OL getting beat regularly or (and this one’s important) the worst defense in the league by far getting carved up like soft butter, it’s that Dak sucks. He really should play elsewhere, Jerry will never get him a decent coaching staff or surrounding cast. Schotty is and was worthless and unqualified. Die already Jerry seriously.

Being propped up by stats is why Dak and his contract are in the situation they are in.  The garbagetime INTs count if the garbage time yards and TDs do. 
 

Dak isn't the playmaker his contract says he should be. He never was.  It doesn't mean he sucks, but they're never gonna win shit with him either.  
 

 

19 hours ago, DougO said:

Gonna be fun watching him blossom with another team.

Of all the things in the world that aren't going to happen, this is the most not going to happen.

4 hours ago, Iceman said:

Being propped up by stats is why Dak and his contract are in the situation they are in.  The garbagetime INTs count if the garbage time yards and TDs do. 
 

Dak isn't the playmaker his contract says he should be. He never was.  It doesn't mean he sucks, but they're never gonna win shit with him either.  
 

 

Comments like this are why Drew wishes the Cowboys traded Dak. 

The Cowboys are in this position because they don't know how to build a team for long term success, especially defensively. They are pretty good at drafting good players, but they don't understand how to build a roster. 

23 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Let's revisit the 2023 draft, lmao. Fucking junk. This is a common theme, they can't draft worth a shit. Absolute wastes of a 1st and 2nd rd pick. 3rd round has a lot of talent but unfortunately can't stay on the field. Won't really fault them for that. Rd 4-7, ass.

 

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Maybe we should be asking what criteria Jerry uses for his pics. If you recall, Jones told a reporter that he'd seen Troy Aikman in the shower and that he looked pretty good there too... 

So might there be another criteria - some kind of secret bragging rights that these owners share with each other? Something that makes it acceptable to take a bath on draft day, so to speak? Are there hidden cameras? Maybe these guys were superstars off the field, if you know what I mean? Maybe there's a tie-in with the referees? Although if it's the refs, their over-penalization would indicate that our Cowboys haven't been carrying their share of the load after hours. Or maybe the refs are jealous seeing as they became refs to compensate for their inability to please women? Just sayin'...

21 hours ago, DougO said:

Gonna be fun watching him blossom with another team.

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1 hour ago, DougO said:

They are pretty good at drafting good players,  

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I don't think there's a coach alive who can make Mazi Smith not suck.  He's so bad he can't even get on the field for a historically bad defense.

7 hours ago, kevwun said:

I don't think there's a coach alive who can make Mazi Smith not suck.  He's so bad he can't even get on the field for a historically bad defense.

I have zero idea what they saw from him in college. Even against much smaller, inferior talent, he was very slow off the block and looked pretty meh. Maybe an end of the draft flier? But a 1st round pick? Lmao. He makes Taco Charlton look like Charles Haley. Add in Schoonmaker and that DB they took in 2017 right after Taco. All of them have been ass.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I have zero idea what they saw from him in college. Even against much smaller, inferior talent, he was very slow off the block and looked pretty meh. Maybe an end of the draft flier? But a 1st round pick? Lmao. He makes Taco Charlton look like Charles Haley. Add in Schoonmaker and that DB they took in 2017 right after Taco. All of them have been ass.

he was drafted on potential.  believe it or not his testing numbers were amazingly good.  whatever that score thing is where they give you a number up to 10 for your testing numbers compared to your position group, I think he had one of the highest in the past 10 years or something. 

Twitter is going crazy over a rumor that Marshawn Kneeland may have passed away. Nothing confirmed. Lots of big accounts tweeting each other to confirm. 

11 hours ago, futureman said:

he was drafted on potential.  believe it or not his testing numbers were amazingly good.  whatever that score thing is where they give you a number up to 10 for your testing numbers compared to your position group, I think he had one of the highest in the past 10 years or something. 

Yeah, he was a combine warrior who showed just enough flashes in college to convince them he would be good.  I have never seen a hint of that athleticism in the pros though.

9 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Twitter is going crazy over a rumor that Marshawn Kneeland may have passed away. Nothing confirmed. Lots of big accounts tweeting each other to confirm. 

Confirmed now. No cause of death listed.

9 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Twitter is going crazy over a rumor that Marshawn Kneeland may have passed away. Nothing confirmed. Lots of big accounts tweeting each other to confirm. 

wtf  damn man,  ..  Rest in Peace young man

Overnight stuff usually ends up being a car wreck.

Just now, Native Horn said:

Yikes.  From scoring a touchdown a few days ago, to dying.  RIP sir.

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On a punt block. Made me think of Steve Gleason.

His big ass out-hustled everyone to get that blocked punt in the endzone

RIP

 

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