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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry

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5 minutes ago, Cruz in Aledo said:

futureman’s anti-Dak bit.

not a bit.  I hate that sonofabitch. 

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I said for years that Darnold was a good qb waiting for a team that wasn't a total dumpsterfire situation to work with. His first two stops, which weren't his choice, were about as bad as it gets. Lots of potentially good qbs get ruined that way. 

 

Also see Baker Mayfield. 

you all want jerry to die but this joke of a man is taking over and will run this team until 2050. 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

you all want jerry to die but this joke of a man is taking over and will run this team until 2050. 

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If only there was a way to convince Jerry to take his whole family on the yacht and sail around the coast of Venezuela for a while.

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3 hours ago, futureman said:

you all want jerry to die but this joke of a man is taking over and will run this team until 2050. 

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It's baffling that people still think the QB contract affects anything but the "imaginary" Pie.  They still have like 25 mil in cap space right now.  And going to have a lot next year.

Ya'll fall for Jerry/Stephens "not enough money" BS too.

And no, I would not take Darnold for Dak.  Dak on Seattle would have even better SB odds.  Not dak isn't perfect, even I don't say he is...but he, like almost every QB is better based on the teams around him and the guys running the Team.

The fact that Dallas has been as good as they've been, even stayed relevant for the last 2 decades is due to Romo and Dak playing so well despite what's going on around them.

I will continue to say NO QB is winning here with sustained success. Not Brady. Not Mahomes. Not anyone you'd "rather trade for dak".  It's fucking silly.

As is the playoff choking shit...Dak has played very well in losses as much as he has in wins.  He's had some stinkers...but all QB's have in the playoffs.

Green Bay had a big game last night and guess who was absent as usual against good teams? Parsons lol. Right on cue.

 

12 minutes ago, Drew said:

It's baffling that people still think the QB contract affects anything but the "imaginary" Pie.  They still have like 25 mil in cap space right now.  And going to have a lot next year.

Ya'll fall for Jerry/Stephens "not enough money" BS too.

And no, I would not take Darnold for Dak.  Dak on Seattle would have even better SB odds.  Not dak isn't perfect, even I don't say he is...but he, like almost every QB is better based on the teams around him and the guys running the Team.

The fact that Dallas has been as good as they've been, even stayed relevant for the last 2 decades is due to Romo and Dak playing so well despite what's going on around them.

I will continue to say NO QB is winning here with sustained success. Not Brady. Not Mahomes. Not anyone you'd "rather trade for dak".  It's fucking silly.

As is the playoff choking shit...Dak has played very well in losses as much as he has in wins.  He's had some stinkers...but all QB's have in the playoffs.

Are people still fooled by Darnold? He did this same shit last year with Minnesota until it came down to nut cutting time and he failed miserably. Very last game of the year was against Detroit at home. Winner gets the #1 seed. Loser drops all the way #5. Minnesota loses. Then the next week in the wild card, embarrassed by the Rams. Borh games, Darnold was ass. You can only hide him for so long until his true self shows up.

Arguing Dak vs Darnold is pointless. Darnold doesn't improve this team. 

4 hours ago, futureman said:

you all want jerry to die but this joke of a man is taking over and will run this team until 2050. 

There is hope that when Charlotte becomes ceo she fires her brother.  

1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:

There is hope that when Charlotte becomes ceo she fires her brother.  

First, this is never happening. 
 

Second, I’ve never understood the infatuation with Charlotte Britches as franchise savior.  She’s a Jones through and through, only benefitting from the fact that none of us have really ever heard her opine about on the field matters like those other two dipshits. But, keep on thinking the woman who has stood by  while her dad made a mockery of her mother with gate agents and bathroom Instawhores is going to show up and show out from a command and control decision making presence. 

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

until it came down to nut cutting time and he failed miserably

are you talking about dak’s career? 

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

First, this is never happening. 
 

Second, I’ve never understood the infatuation with Charlotte Britches as franchise savior.  She’s a Jones through and through, only benefitting from the fact that none of us have really ever heard her opine about on the field matters like those other two dipshits. But, keep on thinking the woman who has stood by  while her dad made a mockery of her mother with gate agents and bathroom Instawhores is going to show up and show out from a command and control decision making presence. 

Only because some think she won't be like her dad or brother and actually let football people run the damned team.

But you're probably right...just more of the same.

4 minutes ago, Drew said:

Only because some think she won't be like her dad or brother and actually let football people run the damned team.

But you're probably right...just more of the same.

Her only high profile responsibility is the Cheerleaders and she has her nose all up in their twats. 

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Her only high profile responsibility is the Cheerleaders and she has her nose all up in their twats. 

pics? 

10 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Her only high profile responsibility is the Cheerleaders and she has her nose all up in their twats. 

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Are people still fooled by Darnold? He did this same shit last year with Minnesota until it came down to nut cutting time and he failed miserably. Very last game of the year was against Detroit at home. Winner gets the #1 seed. Loser drops all the way #5. Minnesota loses. Then the next week in the wild card, embarrassed by the Rams. Borh games, Darnold was ass. You can only hide him for so long until his true self shows up.

Arguing Dak vs Darnold is pointless. Darnold doesn't improve this team. 

Dak is better in the playoffs vs regular season?

59 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Her only high profile responsibility is the Cheerleaders and she has her nose all up in their twats. 

does she need an assistant ?

Belichick on that list?  I would think he would be up there which is fine with me!

On 11/12/2025 at 10:08 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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I guess I should be rooting for the commoders. Hopefully they finish better than the Cowboys and help out with improving the draft pick. 

Tough times to be a Cowboys fan. Still, three consecutive Sundays with no game is not fun.

Looking forward to see several new guys on D. Certainly can't hurt none.

18 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Yall want sark?

Fuck yes, I’d take Sark a hundred times over Brian Nepoheimer and his band of dipshits.

On 11/15/2025 at 9:27 PM, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Yall want sark?

Hell NO ...

I wanted Sean Payton ! ! ! !

Aikman is still fellating Prescott. He's All In on Prescott.

Even if we win against the Raiders... we'll be just about as good as the 5-5 Chiefs standing wise, so homers can take consolation in that.

Post Malone... I'd rather watch a bearded Billy Gibbons for a half time performance.

But it's a halftime "show"... so it will be that kind of spectacle.

Fuck yes, I’d take Sark a hundred times over Brian Nepoheimer and his band of dipshits.
Sark was a failure already in the NFL. He also calls his own plays and will never give that up. Jason Garrett 2.0

Cowboys are going to win tonight and WE ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!%^&*(

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
On 11/16/2025 at 3:41 PM, 'stache said:
Fuck yes, I’d take Sark a hundred times over Brian Nepoheimer and his band of dipshits.

Sark was a failure already in the NFL. He also calls his own plays and will never give that up. Jason Garrett 2.0

That doesn’t bother me. I know Texas fans are down on him currently but I think he’s a good coach. Garrett’s problem wasn’t that he called plays it’s that he sucked shit at it calling the same five predictable plays all the time. He had Kellen Moore doing it too. Garrett’s defense also were mid at best and even when they had good stats would blow it at the end constantly. UT’s defenses have been good. But more than anything I’d take just about anyone over fucking nepo baby shottenheimer.

This is the perfect storm right now.  Cowboys kicking off.    Sark getting canned thread.  Urban Meyer coaching thread and Arkansas game week thread of doom. All at once. 

Monday night intro is just a vomitous bombastic shitshow of hype. 

Bring back the old 15 second Monday night theme and bad animation, and just kick the fucking ball off.

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I’ve been waiting fo this moment alll my liiiiiife 

Troy looking high as fuck

Ugh, I really don’t like the talk about “honoring” Kneeland by playing harder. This team remains complete dogshit. Honor him but don’t tie it to on-field success because this team is really really bad and doesn’t feel right because they are going to lose, a lot, the rest of this year. I predict a blowout loss tonight.

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Great. Last week Jacoby brisset. This time he no fucking smith. Career 400 yard days 

Our brand new defense is gonna feast tonight boys 

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

Geno bum ass bout to light us up huh?

Yup, gonna look like his WVU days. He may have faced tougher defenses in the Big 12 lol.

200 passing yards?  In the first half or quarter?

Just now, kevwun said:

200 passing yards?  In the first half or quarter?

I meant 2000. 

lol fuck cee dee lamb and all but no Pickens on the field either?

good luck with that shotty you dumbass

Ceedee and Pickens def were running a train on Charlotte and Jerry was jealous. 

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