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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry

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This team just can’t do shit right. 

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Turpin in to save the day.
What a fucking retard call.

Turpin up the middle…. lol

Could have traded Turpin before the deadline to a sucker in the playoff race. Jerry's little secret weapons are so sacred.

Just now, dcar00 said:

ha ha.  we can cut Turpin now.  he can go be a return man for someone somewhere else.

Why is he even in there? They have an enough WRs. 

Unwatchable unless you’re doing it for the lulz 

Just now, Stunns38 said:


Turpin up the middle…. lol

Was he even touched?

Fuck you, Jerry, Stephen, Charlotte, Jerry Jr.

Fuck the whole goddamn family, even the grandkids, who should have pushed grandpa in front of a bus years ago.

Was he even touched?

If he didn’t trip up, he would have been crushed
4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

yes our D lined up offsides, our  D also got a stop and the ST fucked it up.  our dumbass coaches went for it at the 50 and we didn't get it and gave the Eagles a short field. it is a dumb franchise all the way around, players, coaches, mgmt.

 

No. The ST player got a block.

the shit coaches didn’t believe him 

Tripped on his own feet and dropped the ball on the way down. Cowboys football!

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

He literally threw a tantrum like a toddler

They need to leave that shit to us.

Well if they score here it’s really over. 
 

just great.  When Dak dumps it off our guy gets 1 yard. When this guy does it’s a 17 yard run. 

That would have been a good blitz down.  They had 6 blocking 4. 

Hurts had like an hour to throw on that play. Ezeraku got pushed down like a little child or something. 

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

Unfortunately, he was being used like that because they don’t think they can count on Blue

They can’t. Blue fumbles even more than Turpin. 😂 

Gave up too many yards in a 2nd down run. 
 

3rd and Dallas will be an easy pick up.  
 

like that. 

Why even play defense on first or 2nd down. 

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Unfortunately, he was being used like that because they don’t think they can count on Blue

Yeah, because Blue might fumble or something. 

OMG why do this suck off Hurts so much?

 

Great deep ball thrower?  It was an awful throw and the WR made the play. 

Down 3 touchdowns. Gotta pass the sticks. 
 

 

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Games pretty much over with 11 minutes left in the 2nd quarter. Great job Jerry and co. 

Also another false start on the LG guard there. But nothing to see here. 
 

Game was over from the personal foul bad call and the offsides and the fumble. 

1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

False start again.

Every fucking time.  They don’t have the ban to the play. Just call the illegal formation and the false start every play. 

schottenheimer is a dumbass head coach.  

Once again if the offense fucks up it’d over.  They may not have to be perfect but damn near. There is no margin for error. 

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

schottenheimer is a dumbass head coach.  


Jack Nicholson Yes GIF

 

yes. It’s the 8th consecutive bad coach that is the problem. Not the owner/GM Arkansas hillbilly chromosome deficient family that owns the team. 

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1 minute ago, Drew said:

Also another false start on the LG guard there. But nothing to see here. 
 

Game was over from the personal foul bad call and the offsides and the fumble. 

Every fucking time.  They don’t have the ban to the play. Just call the illegal formation and the false start every play. 

they need to say the play is legal but they will review for offsides and false starts.

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


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yes. It’s the 8th consecutive bad coach that is the problem. Not the owner/GM Arkansas hillbilly chromosome deficient family that owns the team. 

who said otherwise?

Why do they play the dead in Dallas so soon?  
 

bet they let the eagles push their guy 3-4 more yards. 

Feature Turpin.

Brilliant...

Why is he touching the ball?!? 

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Jack Nicholson Yes GIF

 

yes. It’s the 8th consecutive bad coach that is the problem. Not the owner/GM Arkansas hillbilly chromosome deficient family that owns the team. 

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Funny how much the offense picks up when Pickens is the focus.  

Okay I see your Ferg. 

Just now, Drew said:

Funny how much the offense picks up when Pickens is the focus.  

Jerry is fucking jizzing in his diaper waiting to pay him $50m/year. 

24 minutes ago, tokamak said:

This game is an absolute must win if the Cowboys want to have any shot at the playoffs. 

So of course they’re going to get boatraced. 

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1 minute ago, Drew said:

Funny how much the offense picks up when Pickens is the focus.  

Okay I see your Ferg. 

CD Lamb is a #2 (in all connotations of the phrase)

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