August 17Aug 17 Re the Babylon Bee joke, would hate to see fans throwing dildoes or vibrators onto the turf... They're big enough to be dangerous. OTOH, what about say, buttplugs.. No no. Would hate to see that, too. Imagine about 5,000 BPs littering the turf around the Dallas bench. It would be terrible. Definitely don't want to see that. Imagine if every time the TV camera did a closeup on Cowboy sideline discussion, a buttplug flies across the screen. That would be terrible. Forget I brought this up. Sir, step away from the buttplug. They're probably cost prohibitive. Someone on this board would surely know about that aspect - say bulk purchases. Fess up. Any BP experts out there?
August 17Aug 17 3 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said: Re the Babylon Bee joke, would hate to see fans throwing dildoes or vibrators onto the turf... They're big enough to be dangerous. OTOH, what about say, buttplugs.. No no. Would hate to see that, too. Imagine about 5,000 BPs littering the turf around the Dallas bench. It would be terrible. Definitely don't want to see that. Imagine if every time the TV camera did a closeup on Cowboy sideline discussion, a buttplug flies across the screen. That would be terrible. Forget I brought this up. Sir, step away from the buttplug. They're probably cost prohibitive. Someone on this board would surely know about that aspect - say bulk purchases. Fess up. Any BP experts out there? how would you get buttplugs into the game?
August 17Aug 17 8 hours ago, dcar00 said: Neposchotty will be gone in 3 years. I think it could be bad enough to be gone in 2 but Jerry tends to at least go 3. If he’s bad enough, it could easily be ONE season.
August 17Aug 17 The Cowboy’s should waive the white flag and trade Parsons now and tank. They won’t of course and even if they did they would fuck up the picks.
August 17Aug 17 4 hours ago, MontereyMX said: how would you get buttplugs into the game? You mean how to get them into the stadium? I'll bet this girl knows a way...
August 17Aug 17 I’d bet 2 years is the max before a new head coach. I said 3 or 4 wins earlier, but that might have been optimistic . Edited August 17Aug 17 by kevwun
August 17Aug 17 This team is fucking terrible but no surprise with their approach since getting embarrassed at home to a mediocre QB. 2 very bad off-seasons. We have no depth. Injuries will happen and any injury will sink this team.
August 17Aug 17 9 hours ago, JOSEYWALES66 said: The Cowboy’s should waive the white flag and trade Parsons now and tank. They won’t of course and even if they did they would fuck up the picks. Demarcus Lawrence been gone. Signed with Seattle.
August 18Aug 18 16 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said: Re the Babylon Bee joke, would hate to see fans throwing dildoes or vibrators onto the turf... They're big enough to be dangerous. OTOH, what about say, buttplugs.. No no. Would hate to see that, too. Imagine about 5,000 BPs littering the turf around the Dallas bench. It would be terrible. Definitely don't want to see that. Imagine if every time the TV camera did a closeup on Cowboy sideline discussion, a buttplug flies across the screen. That would be terrible. Forget I brought this up. Sir, step away from the buttplug. They're probably cost prohibitive. Someone on this board would surely know about that aspect - say bulk purchases. Fess up. Any BP experts out there? Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
August 18Aug 18 8 hours ago, kevwun said: I’d bet 2 years is the max before a new head coach. I said 3 or 4 wins earlier, but that might have been optimistic . I think 4 wins is generous. Right now I have them beating only Chicago, Carolina, and Arizona. 3 teams that are either scrambling to find an identity or on the tail end of their top talent. You can probably make the argument that Denver is both of those & would be a good choice for a 4th win but that's an away game in late October and Dallas has a horrible record against them. 0-7 in their last 7 games with their last win as a visitor in 1992.
August 18Aug 18 17 hours ago, HRSchenker said: I think 4 wins is generous. Right now I have them beating only Chicago, Carolina, and Arizona. 3 teams that are either scrambling to find an identity or on the tail end of their top talent. You can probably make the argument that Denver is both of those & would be a good choice for a 4th win but that's an away game in late October and Dallas has a horrible record against them. 0-7 in their last 7 games with their last win as a visitor in 1992. I mean this is the Cowboys so I'm fully prepared to be disappointed, but it's still pre-season and basically none of the starters have been playing. The Bills are 0-2 and the Browns are 2-0. You think that's how their seasons will shake out?
August 18Aug 18 The Cowboys defense was bad last year and will be worse this year on top of it now being coordinated by an idiot. They aren't going to stop anyone. They are a Dak injury away from having to play an absolutely awful qb and they don't have an every down running back. There's no reason to be optimistic. Edited August 18Aug 18 by kevwun
August 18Aug 18 1 hour ago, kevwun said: The Cowboys defense was bad last year and will be worse this year on top of it now being coordinated by an idiot. They aren't going to stop anyone. They are a Dak injury away from having to play an absolutely awful qb and they don't have an every down running back. There's no reason to be optimistic. Just kidding. I wouldnt wish that on Arch.
August 18Aug 18 2 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said: I mean this is the Cowboys so I'm fully prepared to be disappointed, but it's still pre-season and basically none of the starters have been playing. The Bills are 0-2 and the Browns are 2-0. You think that's how their seasons will shake out? I haven't watched a second of preseason, and normally your point would be well taken, but poor preseason performance kinda confirms what we already knew about this team being pretty bad on paper. The OL, RBs, DL, and secondary all look like they will be well below average. Passing game should be fine but they're not going to be able to run the ball at all.
August 18Aug 18 Buffalo lost to the Bears by 38. It don't make a shit. Preseason is just practice...with paid attendance.
August 18Aug 18 3 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said: I mean this is the Cowboys so I'm fully prepared to be disappointed, but it's still pre-season and basically none of the starters have been playing. The Bills are 0-2 and the Browns are 2-0. You think that's how their seasons will shake out? Denver is going to buttfuck Dallas. It won’t be close.
August 19Aug 19 Watching Jayden Daniels, Deebo Samuels and crew mop the floor with the Bengals first team D. Better pack your lube for that trip to DC Jerry.
August 19Aug 19 Watching Jayden Daniels, Deebo Samuels and crew mop the floor with the Bengals first team D. Better pack your lube for that trip to DC Jerry.To be fair Cincinnati defense might be worse than ours and Dallas usually finds a way to beat Washington no matter how bad we are.
August 19Aug 19 8 forty minute episodes. Just released on Netflix. Edited August 19Aug 19 by Irish Wrist Watch
August 19Aug 19 My, my, have the good times vanished. Too many decades as a life long fan to look away now. Just numb to the fact watching them lose now, as I go into the season expecting mediocrity and that helps. The Texans’ last few seasons have helped the Sunday evening feelings, based on their results. Kind of like when the Oilers were good during my teen years. Go Cowboys!!! Hook’em!!!
August 19Aug 19 Thread should be renamed: Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: Dave Campo 2.0 I remembered when they hired him, and my first thought was who?
August 19Aug 19 Author 10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: Thread should be renamed: Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: Dave Campo 2.0 5-12. Not that schottenheimer?
August 19Aug 19 8 forty minute episodes. Just released on Netflix. "the truth you don't". Curious to see exactly what is said here that hasn't been aired or written about countless times already? The 90s Cowboys was well documented and it's been over 30 years now. Nothing more than Jerry going to Netflix to get some air time since he has run the team into the ground performance wise since that timeframe.
August 19Aug 19 The truth according to Jerry where the wins were all because of him and Jimmy Johnson didn't do shit.
August 19Aug 19 I want to watch it to reconnect with that time because it was so special and so much fun to experience. Then I balance that with the feeling that we are so far from that moment now and have no hope of even sniffing the NFC Championship.
August 19Aug 19 Cowboys will somehow find their way to 6 or 7 wins, maybe 8 or 9 if Dak stays healthy.
August 19Aug 19 5 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said: 8 forty minute episodes. Just released on Netflix. Pathetic..... Enormously stupid. Shows how badly Jerry has been left behind. He's caught in the 90's. So I reached out to someone who is in the Jones' circle. From some of the stories, the entire Jones clan lives in some sort of weird bubble where reality doesn't exist. All of them! Jerrah, the kids, the grandkids, etc. They all think Jerrah is way more important than he is and that they somehow control the NFL with their wants and desires. It was described as patently weird, but they are convinced of this alternative reality where they are respected and loved..... Basically, the Jones' are their own cult.
August 19Aug 19 The All Or Nothing series on Prime when Dallas was on there in 2018, drove that point home. It was my first time really seeing the Jones family work behind the scenes. They showed a meeting with Jerry, Charlotte and Stephen. 3 people totally out of touch with the reality and they are running the Cowboys like a small town local grocery store. They let their grandson have input on a draft. Jerry has no real power in the NFL. He has let the commish fuck us over constantly both on and off the field. They are definitely a hillbilly incest cult.
August 19Aug 19 Author 58 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said: Pathetic..... Enormously stupid. Shows how badly Jerry has been left behind. He's caught in the 90's. So I reached out to someone who is in the Jones' circle. From some of the stories, the entire Jones clan lives in some sort of weird bubble where reality doesn't exist. All of them! Jerrah, the kids, the grandkids, etc. They all think Jerrah is way more important than he is and that they somehow control the NFL with their wants and desires. It was described as patently weird, but they are convinced of this alternative reality where they are respected and loved..... Basically, the Jones' are their own cult. While I agree they are insular in thought many credit Jerry for the nfl boom.
August 19Aug 19 Jerry has not only lost his fastball, his only pitch is now a lob in a Seniors Slow-Pitch rec league game.
August 19Aug 19 2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said: The All Or Nothing series on Prime when Dallas was on there in 2018, drove that point home. It was my first time really seeing the Jones family work behind the scenes. They showed a meeting with Jerry, Charlotte and Stephen. 3 people totally out of touch with the reality and they are running the Cowboys like a small town local grocery store. They let their grandson have input on a draft. Jerry has no real power in the NFL. He has let the commish fuck us over constantly both on and off the field. They are definitely a hillbilly incest cult. Fucking stupid family. A few years ago their SVP of PR and Communications, Richard Dalrymple, was accused of filming cheerleaders (that’s why the DCC show on CMT abruptly went off the air despite being super popular) and was also caught filming an upskirt video of Charlotte Jones during a live draft night feed. Fucking clown show that is still living off the past success of Jimmy and the Triplets from the 90s. https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33231841/dallas-cowboys-paid-24-million-settle-cheerleaders-voyeurism-allegations
August 19Aug 19 People are talking about how dumb the Jones family is and how pathetic their team is? Better make another documentary about the 90's!
August 19Aug 19 Gonna give it a look. Here's an IMDB User Review of the new Netflix Series (the only one so far): " The Gambler and his Cowboys: A high-level sports storytelling masterpiece I'm through Episode 5 so far, and this documentary has it all. It dives deep into the backstory of the Cowboys, with incredible real locker room footage and game highlights from back in the day. Even though you know the final scores, the buildup to each matchup keeps the tension and excitement alive. I love these kinds of documentaries! This is a high-level sports documentary engaging, authentic, and really well put together. It feels very much in the style of Man in the Arena: Tom Brady, as well as the recent Receiver and Quarterback series. If you're a football fan (or just love great sports storytelling), this is an absolute must-watch.
August 19Aug 19 That review is definitely not from someone who has a vested interest in the success of the show.
August 19Aug 19 This might be the most on brand thing ever. Barry Switzer in the opening credits of the Netflix series flipping off the camera. Stay classy Barry.
August 19Aug 19 Jerry, Deion, Switzer and Bayless in the same show and somehow it’s still enjoyable. I’ve never been a Cowboys fan so could see how this show would be infuriating to most of you. What an unbelievable collection of ego though. I’m through 6 and I think Jerry has cried in almost all of them.
August 19Aug 19 21 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: Thread should be renamed: Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: Dave Campo 2.0 Campo had a shit ton more experience and success when hired than Schottenheimer does. Edited August 19Aug 19 by lilMAC25
August 19Aug 19 I’m on E4. It’s great. just like Mack at Texas, fuck Jerry for destroying this franchise (and I’m not talking about Jimmy/Jerry feud, just Jerry refusing for decades to really let a real football guy have any control). Edited August 19Aug 19 by lilMAC25
August 20Aug 20 On 8/1/2025 at 1:35 PM, Laguna said: My interest in the team has been waning for years. This might've just stamped it all the way out. No sense in investing any mental energy in following such a garbage outfit. It really is a shame. 90s Cowboys are prominent teen memories for me, but that was a looooooong time ago. I haven’t watched a second of preseason games or even camp clips. Have unfollowed anyone cowboys related on twitter. But I’ll be damned if I didn’t have goosebumps all over me through the 6 minute intro of the new Netflix Cowboys show. Such cool nostalgia coming back. Goddamnit. Why has he spent the last 30 years sucking so much ass?
August 20Aug 20 7 hours ago, Post Oak said: Im not gonna watch the show. its just gonna piss me off If you can distance yourself a bit, you’ll probably like it. Watch the friggin intro.
August 20Aug 20 7 hours ago, Post Oak said: Im not gonna watch the show. its just gonna piss me off 100% with you. Per loyalty, I'll always support the Cowboys, but I try not to do anything that assists the Jones family in any manner.
August 20Aug 20 I don’t think I can name 7 players on this roster. Fuck Jerry Jones Edited August 20Aug 20 by Sawbonz Dak, Parsons, Lamb, Diggs, ferguson
August 20Aug 20 58 minutes ago, Laguna said: I haven’t watched a second of preseason games or even camp clips. Have unfollowed anyone cowboys related on twitter. But I’ll be damned if I didn’t have goosebumps all over me through the 6 minute intro of the new Netflix Cowboys show. Such cool nostalgia coming back. Goddamnit. Why has he spent the last 30 years sucking so much ass? Because he don't know shit from shinola about picking players and coaches. he got lucky once and then helped to blow it all up because his ego was too big. As it relates to the field, he's a loser. Jimmy was the winner.
August 20Aug 20 17 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said: 8 forty minute episodes. Just released on Netflix. Watching this right now. This will never occur again in our lifetime sadly.
August 20Aug 20 1 hour ago, Sawbonz said: I don’t think I can name 7 players on this roster. Fuck Jerry Jones Not even D-Mo??
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