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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry

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Jerry Jones' Dallas Pussyboys.

From 5 yd line Dik Prescott throws across the field to a receiver who is double-covered. Pick.

CD Fucking Vegas Partyboy Lamb drops wide-open pass. Laughs about it.

D keeps Eagles drive alive with three fucking penalties. 

Fire the coach. Fine and Sit Lamb. Fine Crocket, Lamb's sidekick.

 

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Eagles OL wasn’t even close to set on that 3rd down play

32 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

regardless of the missed call, going for the punt block was fucking stupid.  you can not risk giving up a stop by your defense.  it is too valuable.

Well, if they knew how to fucking block a punt - focus of the rush etc, then maybe that shit wouldn't happen. That would require coaching and players with a brain.

Refs: wait wait wait?  What can we call on Dallas too…oh yeah that! 

1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

Pickens can catch. Lamb, not so much.

Been saying Sri throwing to him.  This game is over.  Going for a FG is pussy shit down 14. 
 

the Personal foul, the fumble, and the Pick sealed this game. 

Edited by Drew

Stop. Throwing. To. Turpin. 

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“It’s only 5 yards?  Sure let’s throw the flags.” 

this was a winnable game.  the D played OK.  ST and O has been zero.

That was another bad decision by Dak. 

How the fuck is the #33 not retired in honor of Duane Thomas? 

Just now, Underdog said:

How the fuck is the #33 not retired in honor of Duane Thomas? 

tony dorsett?

Oh that one he catches?!? 
 

when they have a offsides and DPI?!? 
 
but can’t catch when they need it without flags. 

Wow. This is a strangely winnable game. 

Oh now they’re thrown flags all over. 
 

the eagles are just so surprised when obvious penalties are called on them.  so funny. 

It doesn’t matter what we do. (After this game, I mean bc beating the Fecals still matters) because  from here on out whether we Win lose tie, we ain’t going to the Super Bowl for the 30th year in a row, fire the GM. Sell franchise to the fans. A million tshirt fans drunk off their ass can make better draft picks and contracts and football related decisions than the Jones collective starting with white Yoda, 

Fuck the Eagles, always. 

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that was holding on Mukuba also on that TD.

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Wow. This is a strangely winnable game. 

Eagles aren’t great they’re just lucky as fuck and decent. Especially on defense now.  They should have lost 2 of the last 3 if not all 3.  They also don’t turn it over. 

still don’t think Dallas wins. Too many mistakes.   They’re a fumble while driving, the Dak pick, and the bad PF penalty from being tied or maybe ahead. 

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dallas is gonna need a TO but I don't think eagles are gonna give it to them.

Hard to be mad at the defense after forcing punts on 5 drives. But man getting another stop would be amazing. 

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

dallas is gonna need a TO but I don't think eagles are gonna give it to them.

They win because they don’t turn it over. 

They’re going full cowboys.  But this defense has giving up worse. 

Holy shit gave up way too much there.  Fuck. 

that bullshit sideways head movement by the center needs to be called.

They were out of FG range.  Now they’re not.  
 

Jesus fucking Christ this team can’t do shit right. And that missed FG looms large. 

I’ll be damned.  They missed. 
 

no one ever misses kicks on Dallas.  Guess it’s due since our guy missed. 

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Imagine a UT receiver making a contested catch like that. I can't even do it

OTTP

Only. Throw. To. Pickens. 

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