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2 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

They’re paid to lie.

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Just now, alphahorn said:

Tom Herman pushing season tickets, not your best marketing idea

Yep. Changed the channel when that came on. Fuck mensa

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

tulsa has 100 yards rushing at the half 

well, that's what they do.

Just now, RoyalBevo21 said:

118 rushing yds allowed in one half to Tulsa is concerning....

Only if you do not put it in context. They have 150 total yards. 

Score should be closer to 21-13. Texas is not looking good. 

1 minute ago, Tired of Lurking said:

I'd rather see Rising, Eagles, Moore, Jamison, and Ingram all fourth quarter than see Buchele take any meaningless reps. We know what we have in him.

Buechele needs to be game-fit and the only way that happens is if he plays.

Tired of Lurking = Mack 2009 = stonecold backup qb.

Just now, Mileslong said:


What does the score have to be for you to shut up how shitty Texas is?

It doesn't matter what the score is. It's when they stop playing shitty. 

I knew this game would start putting this place against each other. Soon as things look okay, we have to stop being critical and say all is well. Next week we should all be back on the same team. 

2 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

118 rushing yds allowed in one half to Tulsa is concerning....

no it's not

I truly beive we that the players to win.  It is the other things that seem to get in the way they anger me.

The commercial with Herman saying "When we do play hard, we can beat anyone in the country" needs to go. Cant even beat Maryland 

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

Lighten up Francis. We are up 21-0 against Tulsa. They ain't Notre Dame. Our DL needs a lot of work.

One of the first posts I've seen recognizing the actual concern from this game.

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

Buechele needs to be game-fit and the only way that happens is if he plays.

Tired of Lurking = Mack 2009 = stonecold backup qb.

The point is that I'd rather Rising be the #2. Buechele is not our starter and won't be our starter unless Ehlinger gets a massive injury. He had his chance and he needs to go to another team next year.

Herman playing chess, everyone else playing checkers. Unfortunately, Herman has no idea how to play chess.

1 minute ago, HornPhD said:

Score should be closer to 21-13. Texas is not looking good. 

Exactly.  How the hell are some of you excited about a shut out?  Their kickers have missed 3 give me FG’s.

Just now, Domedriver said:

I truly beive we that the players to win.  It is the other things that seem to get in the way they anger me.

Some of the Freshman look promising...I mean it is against Tulsa and all...

Is it possible that a team has a worse kicker than us? Is that something society will allow?

1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

Exactly.  How the hell are some of you excited about a shut out?  Their kickers have missed 3 give me FG’s.

Well, they missed one twice.

7 minutes ago, Horny04 said:

Well I guess it could be worse. FSU losing to Samford almost at halftime.

Jimbo really ran FSU into the ground before he left

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Some of the Freshman look promising...I mean it is against Tulsa and all...

I want happiness.  Joy and fucking Longhorns! Like 1969!

Herman playing chess, everyone else playing checkers. Unfortunately, Herman has no idea how to play chess.

O yea, classic
2 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

Score should be closer to 21-13. Texas is not looking good. 

So in your fantasy hypothetical world they make 2 of their FG's + a TD and the ref still doesn't call the TD Watson scored 2 feet over the line.  Cool

One good run by Brooks. Half of their rushing yardage came on a Skipper broken scramble and a jet sweep. Our defense has been really good.

If you want to be truly depressed, A&M is playing a close game with Clemson. I can only imagine what it is going to feel like if they pull this off. 

Just now, Newy25 said:

If you want to be truly depressed, A&M is playing a close game with Clemson. I can only imagine what it is going to feel like if they pull this off. 

nothing surprises me anymore.  It's a that kind of year so far...

Much more concerned about "golden boy's" defense than I am anything else.

With a four man pass rush we have zero pressure.

Our DB's keep bailing us out.

if I was Tulsa I would run the jet sweep all night.

We still have no clue even after last week when we were torched with it.

Not around a TV at the moment, haven't watched a second of the game. 21-0 at halftime sounds like a very decent performance. Final score will probably be 35-7 or something. Yeah a decade ago it's a game UT wins 63-7 but a win is a win. 

2 minutes ago, Skipper said:

So in your fantasy hypothetical world they make 2 of their FG's + a TD and the ref still doesn't call the TD Watson scored 2 feet over the line.  Cool

28-13. Still not a very strong statement. 

Just now, Steamboat1874 said:

Much more concerned about "golden boy's" defense than I am anything else.

With a four man pass rush we have zero pressure.

Our DB's keep bailing us out.

if I was Tulsa I would run the jet sweep all night.

We still have no clue even after last week when we were torched with it.

Now at least 2 people on this board competent enough to see the real concern so far in this game.

Instead of showing so many ads that are not PAID ads, so why doesn’t LHN just have more halftime analysis? 

Dammit, do I have to think of everything?

It’s been humid since Easter you dumbass motherfuckers...

10 minutes ago, RPM said:

Lighten up Francis. We are up 21-0 against Tulsa. They ain't Notre Dame. Our DL needs a lot of work.

Notre Dame beat Ball State by 8, maybe Tulsa is Notre dame

Instead of showing so many ads that are not PAID ads, so why doesn’t LHN just have more halftime analysis? 
Dammit, do I have to think of everything?

Cause then they have to pay the analysts more.

What is the worst is to watch this on LHN with them having no vendor and having to resort to hollow fan pump bull shit.  I am bleeding and I have enough burnt orange to bleed and forgive and.. but I need 6 more touchdowns and some big plays now!  Not skeet shot Shipley even thou I luvs.

I’d feel better if we could line up and dominate our opponents but we aren’t doing that on either side of the ball.

10 minutes ago, Mileslong said:


What does the score have to be for you to shut up how shitty Texas is?

Texas 24

USC 3

 

Texas 35

TCU 28

 

Texas 42

Kstate 14

 

Texas 55

Oklahoma 10

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Been watching these LHN commercials for years, and I still don't understand why all of these people and Longhorn legends are just hanging out in a field. 

People are just chillin in a pasture, and that's a commercial?  

3 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

28-13. Still not a very strong statement. 

28-20

2 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Much more concerned about "golden boy's" defense than I am anything else.

With a four man pass rush we have zero pressure.

Our DB's keep bailing us out.

if I was Tulsa I would run the jet sweep all night.

We still have no clue even after last week when we were torched with it.

Oh, we know how to stop it. Take hager off the field and push Roach down to DE. Roach is a fantastic athlete but has no business running LB'er every down and Hager is a situational pass rush player.

 

Hager chewing up all of this PT is just as egregious as playing Porter.

oh look we convert a screen pass finally.... BUT get a holding called on us instead

 

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Texas 24

USC 3

 

Texas 35

TCU 28

 

Texas 42

Kstate 14

 

Texas 55

Oklahoma 10

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28-20

Might as well just say 28-28 in fantasy land.

Wait. Was that a crossing route? Over the middle?

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