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#2301
3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

"very unique defense" L.O.L. He thinks we are all retards. 

The same very unique defense that gave up 27 to Central Arkansas

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#2302
Just now, Art Vandelay said:

Herman seems absolutely giddy about beating a really, really bad Tulsa team. JFC.

It's called chess. Once you think his football team sucks he hits you with "the annexation of Puerto Rico" play

#2303
Herman seems absolutely giddy about barely beating a really, really bad Tulsa team. JFC.


Yeah, he’s not helping things.
#2304
1 minute ago, Art Vandelay said:

Herman seems absolutely giddy about barely beating a really, really bad Tulsa team. JFC.

Mostly because he knows he's only going to get buttfucked by the press instead of double-fisted.

#2305
Pussy ass reporters.

Someone ask why they didn’t try to get a review on the GL stand when Watson clearly scored!!!

Someone ask why on 3rd and 2 when you’ve been running it down their throat you throw a 40 Yard bomb to the end zone!!
After game pressers are always softball fests, the real questions should come Monday.

I said "should"
#2307

Can you imagine Nick Saban, Dabo, Royal, hell even Jimbo saying "All that matters is we have fun out there, and Saturday is just a reward for working hard at practice" ? God damn this guy sucks. 

#2308

I hate this bullshit were too tense trying to be perfect shit. You’re telling me Alabama, OSU, oklahomos aren’t trying to play perfect? Why is this a Texas issue?

#2309

Gents, the thing we’ve learned is take USC and the points next week. I’m almost ready to move on from this cocksmoker. Meanwhile, Charlie is 2-0.

#2311

They need to figure out how to attack this “unique” defense because it’s the second week in a row we’ve see a team rush 3 and drop 8 and it’s been pretty effective both games. I’m sure usc, tcu, et al now have a blue print to make our offense impotent 

#2313
After game pressers are always softball fests, the real questions should come Monday.

I said "should"


They apparently didn’t come this past Mon, why would they come this week? Everybody hates Bohls but he’s usually useful when situations are bad in Texas FB.
#2314
Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

They need to figure out how to attack this “unique” defense because it’s the second week in a row we’ve see a team rush 3 and drop 8 and it’s been pretty effective both games. I’m sure usc, tcu, et al now have a blue print to make our offense impotent 

Basically to stop Ehlinger, you rush 3 and spy with an LB or SS incase he takes off. Then drop the remaining 7 to pick off an errant throw. It's not rocket science. 

#2315
How long till we get 900 wins?

I mean, when's the Kansas game..


Kansas won on the road today. That’s no given.
#2316

Frustrating too that we can march up and down the field when we go up tempo but 2 weeks in a row we go away from it and become frustratingly stagnant on offense in the second half. Why not just make this our identity and get good at it?

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#2319
6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Gents, the thing we’ve learned is take USC and the points next week. I’m almost ready to move on from this cocksmoker. Meanwhile, Charlie is 2-0.

almost?  this dude is a fucking fraud just like Charlie.  I was done with him after Kliff fucking Kingsbury butt fucked him last year.

#2320

Good thing about today? USC shit the bed so gameday wouldn't be in ATX next week anyway..


Wait..that is a bright spot, right?

#2321
Just now, ousux said:

Good thing about today? USC shit the bed so gameday wouldn't be in ATX next week anyway..


Wait..that is a bright spot, right?

They will be in Texas a 2nd straight week at TCU. ugghhg

#2323

Did Mensa think it through when he said " we are going to get everyone's best shot"  as some sort of excuse for losing or close calls against shit teams ?

It makes things look worse, not better.

Particularly when its true-- we get their best  shot and we know where they are putting it and don't do anything to discourage that behavior.

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#2324

Herman asked about the shanked Punt 2nd in two games. Answer “ well tell him he’s at Texas for a reason and we gotta do a better job coaching him...yada yada yada” How’s about bringing in another punter? Do we have a backup?

#2327
Just now, Bevojoe said:

Herman asked about the shanked Punt 2nd in two games. Answer “ well tell him he’s at Texas for a reason and we gotta do a better job coaching him...yada yada yada” How’s about bringing in another punter? Do we have a backup?

Dickson had the same exact troubles. Give him time and let him get used to the game.

#2329
Herman asked about the shanked Punt 2nd in two games. Answer “ well tell him he’s at Texas for a reason and we gotta do a better job coaching him...yada yada yada” How’s about bringing in another punter? Do we have a backup?
He's pretty much like Dicko his Freshman year, feast or famine. I think he can get better..
#2330
1 minute ago, cdain3 said:

 

He's as good as gone.  He's got an inflated sense of how good he is (and I think he can be pretty good), but a guy who can't hang onto the ball isn't getting carries over Watson, Ingram and Young ...... yes, and Porter, barring injuries.  

#2333

I don't really expect truth or answers in post game press conferences or any other staged meeting.

Most folks don't.'

I guess they tune in for the lameness and fakery -- to see how bold the pathetic explanations can get.

Racing for the bottom fast. 

#2339

People thought Charlie lost the locker room? Let herman lose to Kansas. All hell will break loose.

#2341
11 minutes ago, Bevojoe said:

Herman asked about the shanked Punt 2nd in two games. Answer “ well tell him he’s at Texas for a reason and we gotta do a better job coaching him...yada yada yada” How’s about bringing in another punter? Do we have a backup?

If I'm not mistaken I believe Dicker punted in high school as well 

#2344

I was impressed with the turn out at DKR tonight. 

The good: moving the band back into the stands, moving the visitors to the upper end of the end zone, alumni dance squad, less sideline BS (the hype squad, the weather man, etc) the students showed up early.  Great weather considering the forecast of monsoon conditions and it could of been over 100.   

The bad: our coaching.  

#2345
People thought Charlie lost the locker room? Let herman lose to Kansas. All hell will break loose.
Mensa never had the locker room

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#2347
Just now, bigbevo76 said:

I was impressed with the turn out at DKR tonight. 

The good: moving the band back into the stands, moving the visitors to the upper end of the end zone, alumni dance squad, less sideline BS (the hype squad, the weather man, etc) the students showed up early.  Great weather considering the forecast of monsoon conditions and it could of been over 100.   

The bad: our coaching.  

Tl;dr 

CDC: Good

Herman: Bad

#2348
Just now, GringoSalado said:

Mensa never had the locker room

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I'm starting to think this especially after what Elliott said about Herman

#2349
I didn’t watch very closely. Clemson wife and I had a watch party at the house tonight. Had the little TV on Texas game. Were we really this bad? I saw Thompson make about the worst DB play you could possibly make on a Tulsa TD.
 
 

I’m ashamed of you sir.
#2350

i did not get to pay close attention to team news this past week but how was Gary Johnson eligible to play in the 1st half after being ejected for targeting in the 1st half last week?

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