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#1403
Our recruiting is f*cked if we don’t show out against USC. Aggy going toe to toe with Clemson on prime time while we’re playing grab ass with Tulsa

This. Aggy scored more on #2 Clemson than we can score on #200 Tulsa. We are bottom of the barrel, folks. And we hired the wrong coach.
#1404


So I’m the only in here who went “OMG!” after the hit? I appreciate hard hits which cause fumbles regardless if we recover them or not. Some of you have played too many video games



No, you are not. You are also not the only person that I called out. I am glad you enjoyed it. Participation trophies/plays that are cool but do not mean shit no longer should excite you. You should Fucking demand/expect more.
#1407

uh-    hey tom.... you might need to look at the fucking blocking schemes on the punt team -  holy shit,    tulsa almost blocked another one

#1411



No, you are not. You are also not the only person that I called out. I am glad you enjoyed it. Participation trophies/plays that are cool but do not mean shit no longer should excite you. You should Fucking demand/expect more.

I’ve been watching Texas football since before you were born, don’t tell me what to fucking expect got it?
#1412
Your dick really doesn't ever move more than an inch does it?


Ask you wife, She loves it. She only get 6 inches of it though. She doesn’t get the full thing.
#1416
1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

what the fuck is lowell wearing

Both of them look like ice cream parlors. 

#1418

Well we’ve gone from pretty decent to our now normal bad at the end of the game. Just depressing. My week will probably suck knowing that it’s going to be really painful the next 4 weeks.

#1422
Just now, Capn81 said:

 


Ask you wife, She loves it. She only get 6 inches of it though. She doesn’t get the full thing.

 

Chubby chaser eh? If that's how you roll I guess.

#1423

I’ve been watching Texas football since before you were born, don’t tell me what to fucking expect got it?


So, you are part of the problem. Thanks for verifying. If you are that old, go to Fucking bed.
#1430

So Ags damn near beat Clemson while Texas lack of 2nd half urgency making Tulsa look good. 

Texas does not look good at all. 

#1433
Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

Holding on them again not called

You shouldn't bitch about a non-holding call against Tulsa. They are supposed to hold and we should be killing them by 40

#1434

This fucker is going to die with Ehlinger. A kid who can't even QB against fucking Tulsa. There's still one quarter left against the only cupcake we get for a while, get Shane in you fucking piece of shit. 

#1440
The problem is that game day is seen as a social event for the fans, our culture is soft. We suck
And it's not that way anywhere else?
#1444

Does CDC believe what he's saying? My guess is that once the cameras are off of him he's seething and thinking about who to replace Herman with.

#1450

Thought when we hired Herman we'd have an interesting, unpredictable offense. Wasn't expecting Shawn Watson 2.0. Run up the middle twice, incomplete pass, punt. What a waste of a Saturday night.

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