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God, watching this game has made me depressed. Fire everyone. Ahmad trying to find positives from this disaster is just pitiful. 

Edited by campcrunk

Winning is hard. I don’t care if you’re Texas playing Lake Travis highschool getting wins is hard. That’s the type of Bs Herman peddles 

Just now, RPM said:

This was not a good game. We should prepare our anus.

It was a fucking joke.  

Just put michelle on the sidelines all ready. More fire than tom, judging from her twitter catiness history. Plus nicer to look at

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

We were a 22.5 point favorite 

Herman is now 80% loser against the spread as a favorite 

Does Conference USA have any openings?  We’re outmatched for the Big 12.

Impressive. We beat Tulsa by 7.

Can't wait for Herman's snarky ass responses to valid questions in the post gamer

tommy runs like kin jung il and is kind of starting to look like him in the waistline too

Bullshit we didn't keep running the ball. Taking a knee is a pussy move 

1 minute ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Ahmad is just fucking babbling.

That's why they pay him... in Bevo Bucks.

4 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Can't flagrant fraud void long-term contracts? 

Somewhere in the fine print of our standard coaching t's & c's.... please tell me Deloss buried the "shenanigans clause".

no shit.  sam is all happy and shit.  a fucking leader would be fucking pissed at this shit show.

If Tom says anything positive, other then we won the game, I'm gonna have to buy a new TV cause I'm going to throw something through the screen. 

Idk I’m done with this team. They’re just losers and seem to be ok with being losers. I’m over it. Bring on NFL season

Just put michelle on the sidelines all ready. More fire than tom, judging from her twitter catiness history. Plus nicer to look at
She's gonna take half of his shit at some point

We may beat Kansas and Baylor. Other than that there are no games Texas is going to be favored in.  3 wins will be a big achievement for this team

5 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

We're saving all of our good plays for OU

I wouldnt watch that game.  Its gonna get ugly

damn sterns better be able to rub dirt on that and get after USC next week

This is the worst Texas team of the last 5 years. I didn’t even think that was possible.

Edited by Lonestar88

11 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Orlando sucks way more than Beck.

Pathetic defense.

Don't forget they missed three chip shot field goals and dropped two easy touchdown passes.

That is 23 points.

Beck lost his bes OL but gained overall experience and more healthy bodies.  Net positive, should be better this year.

Orland lost his best DL, LB, S, and CB.  30% of his good squad from last year, net major negative and should expect some regression.

Apparently it was all Major Applewhite and Ed Oliver

Just now, Chilly Water said:

So when do we fire Herman?

First Tuesday after we miss a bowl game, I expect. Not soon enough. 

There's our win for the season.

Herman's post game bullshit going to be something like, "we won the game, and last I checked winning is a good thing". 

See y'all in the "Fire Tom Herman" thread!

 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

IMG academy would beat us 

Sad but more than likely true....Trey Sanders would rush for bout 350 alone. 

LOWELL!  Dropping the truth.  Yes, we CAN agree that it sucked.

Just now, Treefidy said:

Beck lost his bes OL but gained overall experience and more healthy bodies.  Net positive, should be better this year.

Orland lost his best DL, LB, S, and CB.  30% of his good squad from last year, net major negative and should expect some regression.

blah blah blah, its motherfucking tulsa, blah blah blah

"Can we all agree that this sucked..." Yeah, we can. 

3 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

I coached the O' Henry Middle School 7th grade team to an AISD Championship and could call a better game than Herman. 

I seriously read this as the AIDS championship, which is the only thing Texas can win this year. 

899th win, kinda cool can’t wait to see 1000th next year

After 2 game I am convinced. We do not have the line to run zone. We are much better when we veer block. We have to get our online on the move. No spoiler I just can’t delete it.

Spoiler

 

lock.

CDC should make the entire team and coaching staff get back on the field and run sprints until they puke.

 

 

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