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The butter taste of victory
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5 minutes ago, millhouse said:

No fucking way they should treat this as a win

winning is hard dumbass.  Trying to be perfect and whatnot....

If they don't fire Herman, we can just raze DKR for the new basketball arena.

I love how Ricky is always so brutally honest

1 minute ago, D_Goose said:

Herman's post game bullshit going to be something like, "we won the game, and last I checked winning is a good thing". 

I already called "beating a good team like Tulsa is hard."

This is the worse Texas team of the last 5 years. I didn’t even think that was possible.

This is the worst Texas team in longer than that. I mean the team that lost to Kansas with CS was bad. I don’t have a but... but worse team I’ve seen in 20 years. Too harsh?
2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Apparently it was all Major Applewhite and Ed Oliver

Let’s go get some dumpy Mexican trainers and lure him back

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

IMG academy would beat us 

Its worse than that...I think Kansas has a good shot at this team

CDC should make the entire team and coaching staff get back on the field and run sprints until they puke.
 
 

What a dumbass thing to post What would that accomplish
1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

899th win, kinda cool can’t wait to see 1000th next year

We're gonna win 101 games by next year?

fuck did CDC give these guys a command to say good things about sam or is ricky high or both

Well they are worse than last year.

I will have to say I did not get the Hager hype over the offseason. I mean sure I loved his dad and I wanted to believe it but I wanted to see something during the year and so far he is not team captain material.

I have been encouraged by the offensive line being a bit better but everything else has regressed. Amazing. I only expected 7-5...maybe 8-4 if things really bounce our way but wow have I been disappointed so far. Man and I thought I was being measured and cautious in my expectations. It seems I was wildly optimistic and sunshine pumping.

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

899th win, kinda cool can’t wait to see 1000th next year

 so we're going to win 101 games in the next two years? 

Just now, TexasBeta said:


This is the worst Texas team in longer than that. I mean the team that lost to Kansas with CS was bad. I don’t have a but... but worse team I’ve seen in 20 years. Too harsh?

This team is worse. I can’t believe I’m saying it, but it’s true. 

LHN guys are softballing this performance bigtime..

Just now, Bevo Num1 said:

I feel like this team played not to lose.

They play...well...they play bad. I have no idea if it is due to tightness but I suspect they are just not good football players.

The silver lining is CDC is already compiling a list and will be ready to act quickly if needed (95% chance) in November.

3 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Bullshit we didn't keep running the ball. Taking a knee is a pussy move 

Until we fumble it because we suck and then you would blame them for being dumb.

We suck. Kneel it. End the game.

What has Griffin been smoking?  Grades this performance as a "B"?

Most unsatisfying win I've ever witnessed.  

899th win, kinda cool can’t wait to see 1000th next year
Math is fucking hard.

2010 squad would fucking run roughshot all over this team

these fucking ex players giving grades for this performance, what a joke, B, B-, LOL

Just now, Bevo Num1 said:

I feel like this team played not to lose.

bullshit.  we don''t have the luxury.  this team isn't good.  it's not because we are tentative.  it's because we fucking suck and coaching sucks.

Ricky speaking truth.

Just now, clapclapclap said:

The silver lining is CDC is already compiling a list and will be ready to act quickly if needed (95% chance) in November.

That is a silver lining. I have confidence in this athletic department overall with him at the helm. 

Just now, ousux said:

LHN guys are softballing this performance bigtime..

B, B-, C? Really?

When will CDC pull the plug on the Galindo And Brooks shit show.

They are so embarrassing, irritating, and annoying.

We could do better hiring Lenny and Squiggy

Is this the best LHN can do, or are they cultivating hate and resentment?

 

If this is the "Texas Offense" it fucking sucks and needs to be fully replaced. 

Coaching staff too

USC also sucks.
Orlando sucks as much or more than Beck.
We miss the poonatrator big time...and then playing a DE at LB and true Freshmen corners/safeties virtually guarantees an uneven performance.
1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

2010 squad would fucking run roughshot all over this team

I think the 2017 team would crush these guys so far. I don't get it.

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

The silver lining is CDC is already compiling a list and will be ready to act quickly if needed (95% chance) in November.

If only this were true.

2 minutes ago, ousux said:

LHN guys are softballing this performance bigtime..

They're new.  They don't want to get canned.  Don't they know that nobody ever gets fired.  Just reassigned up the ladder.

Fucking interviewing CDC during the game while they driving the ball right down our throats for a TD pissed me the fuck off.

19 minutes ago, Modessit said:

ESPN has to be looking for a way to pull the plugon the Longhorn network...

At least it limits the number of people who are witness to us getting embarrassed.  

I think we only had a ten year contract on LHN, next year might be it

5 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

winning is hard dumbass.  Trying to be perfect and whatnot....

If that dumbass tries to pull that "trying too hard, trying to be perfect" shit again, I hope every beat reporter walks out and every tv camera turns off their lights.

I hated the fuck out of running out the clock..

At the very least give Dicker the kicker some game FG experience.

I agree with Shipley- started strong, finished strong (offensively), the 2nd and 3rd quarters were total dogshit 

I hated the fuck out of running out the clock..

At the very least give Dicker the kicker some game FG experience.


Knowing our luck we’d miss it and they’d use the remaining time to drive it back
Just now, ousux said:

I hated the fuck out of running out the clock..

At the very least give Dicker the kicker some game FG experience.

Knowing us, someone would fumble, and Tulsa would take it to the house.

Just now, ousux said:

I hated the fuck out of running out the clock..

At the very least give Dicker the kicker some game FG experience.

And risk a blocked fg for a game tying td?

If we had lost and aggy had won I would feel pretty much the same as I do now.

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