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4 hours ago, immamac said:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

Fuck that mother fucker right in the face. Losing to his old team like HE was still playing in conference USA. Love to see him doing so poorly.

This is a Longhorn board. We were hoping he would win. 

  • 3 weeks later...

Kevin Sumlin & Scott Frost are the two most high profile hires that are having a horrible start in the new jobs... (almost forgot of Chip Kelly too)...

 

2 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Kevin Sumlin & Scott Frost are the two most high profile hires that are having a horrible start in the new jobs... (almost forgot of Chip Kelly too)...

 

Per Bill Connelly's numbers, Sumlin and Frost should at least be able to get back to regular ole' shitty. UCLA is the horribad one.

 

Never had any hate for old Kev, and he still may go down as one of the greatest aggy coaches ever..

Lulz.

21 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Per Bill Connelly's numbers, Sumlin and Frost should at least be able to get back to regular ole' shitty. UCLA is the horribad one.

 

How is there ANY possiblity that UGA and Bama both win out? They would necessarily play each other in the SEC championship...?

I can’t believe ESPN still talks about Sumlin as a QB whisperer and offensive genius. Everyone should know by now that Kliff was the offensive mind behind his success. 

9 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

How is there ANY possiblity that UGA and Bama both win out? They would necessarily play each other in the SEC championship...?

Well, less than 1%. About 1% less, actually.

Edited by Magus Ossis

3 minutes ago, texaslong said:

I can’t believe ESPN still talks about Sumlin as a QB whisperer and offensive genius. Everyone should know by now that Kliff was the offensive mind behind his success. 

How can you say that? I mean, just look at the outstanding job he did with Allen, Murray, and Hill (among others).

23 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

Fran, Sumlin, Jimbo next. 

You forgot RC, the Shermanator, and that cheating FEDEX asshole Sherrill that wound up getting MSU on the NCAA shitlist after he put aggy there..

1 hour ago, texaslong said:

I can’t believe ESPN still talks about Sumlin as a QB whisperer and offensive genius. Everyone should know by now that Kliff Mike Evans was the offensive mind behind his success. 

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Kevin Sumlin- Fall From Grace??

or 

Kevin Sumlin- Fall From Gray Goose

 

1 hour ago, campcrunk said:

How can you say that? I mean, just look at the outstanding job he did with Allen, Murray, and Hill (among others).

They all had success.  How can you deny that?  (Maybe not at aggy)

Edited by SideSlip

Florida States coach Willie Taggert too.

Everyone picked him to be killin it and they look horrible. 

1 hour ago, Zavala said:

Florida States coach Willie Taggert too.

Everyone picked him to be killin it and they look horrible. 

The cake wasn't baked.  He's got dogshit for O line.  We all know how that can make shit difficult. 

10 hours ago, campcrunk said:

How can you say that? I mean, just look at the outstanding job he did with Allen, Murray, and Hill (among others).

Add Khalil Tate to that list.  What the hell is Sumlin doing with that guy?  He ran for 1411 yards last year, including 327 in one game.  This year, he's run for 31 through 4 games.

aggy is going to be pining for Sumlin when Arkansas steamrolls them this weekend. 

13 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Add Khalil Tate to that list.  What the hell is Sumlin doing with that guy?  He ran for 1411 yards last year, including 327 in one game.  This year, he's run for 31 through 4 games.

Maybe he's not a Sumlin guy. Maybe he hasn't bought in. Maybe he doesn't have the swag and doesn't #RTS. Maybe, just maybe Sumlin's drunk off his ass and doesn't know he's coaching this year.

9 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Kevin Sumlin- Fall From Grace??

or 

Kevin Sumlin- Fall From Gray Goose

 

This is not getting enough love.

40 minutes ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

aggy is going to be pining for Sumlin when Arkansas steamrolls them this weekend. 

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43 minutes ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

aggy is going to be pining for Sumlin when Arkansas steamrolls them this weekend. 

I wish this were true, but AR and KU might be a pick-'em game these days.  They are bad.  Really bad.  And I love it.  F'em.  Let them stew in their own mediocrity.  Ag's win by three TD's.  Not because they are so much better (although I'll give their offense credit for being better this year), but because AR is so bad.  

50 minutes ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

aggy is going to be pining for Sumlin when Arkansas steamrolls them this weekend. 

Yeah, that's not happening.  Arkansas is absolute dogshit.

4 minutes ago, mrhorn said:

Yeah, that's not happening.  Arkansas is absolute dogshit.

Be cooler if they did.

Edited by Casual Encounter

Agreed. I cannot believe I almost layed $100 on Pig vs. NTSU.

7 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

The cake wasn't baked.  He's got dogshit for O line.  We all know how that can make shit difficult. 

Plus his team is built for pro-style and he's trying to run his wide open O.

11 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Kevin Sumlin- Fall From Grace??

or 

Kevin Sumlin- Fall From Gray Goose

 

Sometimes, Sumlin still thinks "what can brown do for you" while in the liquor cabinet...

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Kevin Sumlin - Stumble from Hotel Bar

2 hours ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

aggy is going to be pining for Sumlin when Arkansas steamrolls them this weekend. 

I hope that happens, it will be glorious!!

If someone fired me out of College Station and then gave me $40MM to go anywhere else, I mean, wow. Tucson is not heaven, or even football heaven, but it's not the Outhouse on the Brazos.

  • 3 months later...

aggy has been sweatily claiming on their boards that he's a Longhorn grad and that this story's being swept under the rug. Even Zwerneman, who's 100% good ag, has been trying to tell them they don't know enough to say anything yet.

Edited by texifornia

I was assured by Texags that sumlins wife wrote it so he could get his full buyout.   

That guy is exactly what I picture TexAgs posters to be

yes, but he's a longhorn with a picture and creepy heads of Ronald Regan on his fridge, so uh, your move aggy.

Edited by Doc Reeves

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a racial slur directed at Sumlin, and finished with an “or else” after “please get lost.”

Why wouldn't you just say "and finished with "please get lost, or else.""

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

aggy has been sweatily claiming on their boards that he's a Longhorn grad and that this story's being swept under the rug. Even Zwerneman, who's 100% good ag, has been trying to tell them they don't know enough to say anything yet.

Pretty sure the guy is a Longhorn. On OB someone looked up his name in the alumni registry and it matches with the name of the police report. Fucking nut job.

He's also up for a stalking charge in Harris County. Did Sumlin's wife keep her last name? The victim in the stalking charge is only identified by her initials and hers doesn't end in "S."

Pursuant to the stalking charge he is also barred from coming within 100 yards of the Houston Country Club, St. Christopher's Episcopal church, or the Houston Museum of Fine Arts. 

What we have here, boys, is a wacko

Edited by MaybeACoordinator

  • 10 months later...
28 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

 

Inverse of his bank account balance 

1 hour ago, ShowMeALoss said:

He skipped a 6-6 season. That's bizarre!

 

 

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