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#106
1 hour ago, mdmost said:

So you might be an alcoholic if....

News: Maryland co-offensive coordinator Kevin Sumlin was arrested for DUI in Florida on Saturday morning, per the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office. Released on bond that morning. Maryland was on a bye. First reported by @taylorjlyons.

 

6’1” and 200 lbs? Are we buying that?

#107
Where was Spav!? https://t.co/JpwIgnwZEc

 

#108

You now remember other anonymous coaches around college football nicknamed Sumlin "Dark Sark" 😳

#109
4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

You now remember other anonymous coaches around college football nicknamed Sumlin "Dark Sark" 😳

Sark seems to have it figured out.  Sumlin PTSD sadness from being associated with aggy.  

#113
37 minutes ago, statsman said:

6’1” and 200 lbs? Are we buying that?

If he had one foot on the scale and one on the floor, sure.

#114

Maybe Sark could sponsor him and he could end up coaching our holder for extra points.

#115

Spav ain't toting his drunk ass around in Maryland?  Old drunk men need to stay off the highway.   Cataracts, hearing aids and whiskey are a bad combination.  

#118
6’1” and 200 lbs? Are we buying that?
I know what 6'1 190lbs looks like, I see it in the mirror every morning. My lack of melanin isn't the only difference with Rumlin...I bet that weight figure is about 20 years out of date.
#119

Tried to laugh but that stumbling off the escalator and scream-slurring “Spav” video feels like it was three presidents ago. However long ago, it’s a helluva brutal run of being a raging, pathetic alcoholic. Time to heed the expiration date on that shit. 

#120
2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:
Where was Spav!? https://t.co/JpwIgnwZEc

 

That's a really rough 59

#122
27 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

His mugshot has a 0.14 BAC.  God knows what his was.

They took the breathylizer from across the room

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#124

Jimbo would never drive drunk. Mainly because his little legs don't allow his feet to reach the pedals. 

#125
6 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Ethnicity is Non-White. Race is Black.

or N/A?

dont remember ever see both categories on same form though. either one or the either

#126

“In today’s news, Florida man goes bye-bye to the county jail on his week off.”

Edited by Minute Bull
Typo

#128
10 hours ago, DaysOff said:


Seriously. WTF does that mean?

Actually, see it says "Race: B" so I think "Ethnicity: N" means none.  

I think "ethnicity" is used to identify hispanics.

Regardless, pretty clear the dude needs help, hope he gets it and accepts it.

Edited by TwiceHorn

#129

There are only two choices on the ethnicity demographic question 

1. Hispanic or Latino

2. Non-Hispanic or Latino 

#130
2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

or N/A?

dont remember ever see both categories on same form though. either one or the either

Jesus. How about literally every form where race is reported to the government including the census? It was explained a while back on this thread. Race is race. Ethnicity is Hispanic or non-Hispanic.

Not picking on you in particular, you just happened to be the one out of dozens I quoted. 

#131
5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Jesus. How about literally every form where race is reported to the government including the census? It was explained a while back on this thread. Race is race. Ethnicity is Hispanic or non-Hispanic.

Not picking on you in particular, you just happened to be the one out of dozens I quoted. 

sorry, i was just exhausted from filling out censuses all day

#133
14 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Most of us realize it means Non-Hispanic, but we’re just here for the jokes. 

Yep. Anyone who has filled out enough forms in their life knows that "Race" is the question with multiple choices and "Ethnicity" is usually the binary Hispanic/Non-Hispanic selection. However if I were in that police department, I would recommend not using single letter abbreviations for the sake of avoiding misunderstanding. 

#134
1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Regardless, pretty clear the dude needs help, hope he gets it and accepts it.

Yeah, I feel sorry him.  Maybe I'm not remembering well, but I don't recall him being anywhere near close to the fuckstickery of the Jimbo aggy era, and he seemed like an okay dude.

#137
8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ok but what is Build: T?  Thicc?

lmao GIF

#139
9 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

That's a really rough 59

When you have tens of millions of free aggy-bucks, I'd be boozin' it up as well!  He fleeced them so well, Jimbo said hold my beer!

#143
4 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

I hope the man gets help and turns his life around.

100% agree. 

Edited by TreatyOak

#144
10 hours ago, 52-80 said:

sorry, i was just exhausted from filling out censuses all day

censi

#147
11 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

Yep. Anyone who has filled out enough forms

I remember when forms used to have "Sex  _____" 

I would always put "Yes".

 

#149
14 minutes ago, redswingline said:

I remember when forms used to have "Sex  _____" 

I would always put "Yes".

 

They never believed you. 

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