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  • 1 year later...
1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

Robinson R22 Beta II – N221ZT | Tampa Bay Aviation

 

here is the new swagcopter

Weight limit would mean he could only carry a traveler bottle of his favorite spirit with him. The gallon would have to stay at home. 

Ummm...

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Five upvotes for someone thinking it was Prairie View's call on when they played A&M.

All these cupcakes are really dumb for taking a million dollars to play SEC schools in November. They need to ask for a better date!!!

Maybe they should insist on a home and home, too.

  • 4 weeks later...

ESPN crawler says Sumlin will be head coach of the Houston Gamblers in the USFL reboot. He’s back baby 

On a crisp fall evening
On a career bound for nowhere
I met up with a Gambler
We were both too drunk to sleep
So we took turns a-stumblin'
Out the bars into darkness
The booze overtook us
And he began to speak

You got to know when to screen 'em,
Know when to slant 'em,
Know when to punt away,
And know when to run.
You never count your scores
When you're drinkin’ on the sideline
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the drinkin’s done.

11 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

ESPN crawler says Sumlin will be head coach of the Houston Gamblers in the USFL reboot. He’s back baby 

I liked that original Gamblers team. Spring football aside, they were fun to watch and won a lot. They had a damn good team. I wonder if Jim Kelly will be there to commemorate their rebirth.

We need u of h / early am sumlin. Also need a nfl caliber, HoF qb 

What are the odds Rumlin brings in Johnny 8 ball for a look? Lol!

2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

 

Damn he looks like he’s had an alcohol IV hooked into his veins 24/7 since he left A&M

4 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

Damn he looks like he’s had an alcohol IV hooked into his veins 24/7 since he left A&M


he needs a better agent. Jumbo is putting up similar numbers and cashing much bigger checks 

also needs to be white 

4 hours ago, Wishbone said:

What are the odds Rumlin brings in Johnny 8 ball for a look? Lol!


Are they going to drug test ?

I can visualize aggy going to Prairie View A&M for a road game in their all white unis. Yeah, that's not happening.

Is Spav available to assist? Not sure the Gamblers will pay enough to hire a full time drunk dragger.

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


he needs a better agent. Jumbo is putting up similar numbers and cashing much bigger checks 

also needs to be white 

Jumbo had an NC (and has a NC trophy with an open date….)

16 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Jumbo had an NC (and has a NC trophy with an open date….)


Means as much as Mack’s NC

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


he needs a better agent. Jumbo is putting up similar numbers and cashing much bigger checks 

also needs to be white 

And Jimbo is landing the number 1 class...

After aggy reportedly spent over 25 million to buy the players. Rummy never got that support

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

aggy has a bigger budget than the gamblers 

USFL player budget is zero. Players won’t be paid. Travel budget seems to be zero too. All Houston Gamblers games will be played in Birmingham, Alabama.

Bernard

12 minutes ago, Bernard said:

USFL player budget is zero. Players won’t be paid. Travel budget seems to be zero too. All Houston Gamblers games will be played in Birmingham, Alabama.

Bernard


so much for tailgating 

Kevin Sumlin, football coach. A man barely alive. We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better. Stronger. Faster. Part man, part swag copter. Take the gamble. 

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The 6 Million Bottles Man

6 hours ago, Bernard said:

USFL player budget is zero. Players won’t be paid. Travel budget seems to be zero too. All Houston Gamblers games will be played in Birmingham, Alabama.

Bernard

Wut?

18 hours ago, Bernard said:

USFL player budget is zero. Players won’t be paid. Travel budget seems to be zero too. All Houston Gamblers games will be played in Birmingham, Alabama.

Bernard

Umm, so these players will be housed in Alabama and forced to work for no pay? I think that was already tried once in our country's history and it didn't end well.

Edited by HornOnTheBayou

On 1/8/2022 at 6:44 PM, ousux said:

Is Spav available to assist? Not sure the Gamblers will pay enough to hire a full time drunk dragger.

Please take him!

9 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Umm, so these players will be housed in Alabama and forced to work for no pay? I think that was already tried once in our country's history and it didn't end well.

Does the season start on 3/5?

On 1/9/2022 at 1:14 AM, Hermanator said:

 

After aggy reportedly spent over 25 million to buy the players. Rummy never got that support

They didn't. That's just a (typical) aggy exaggeration. They definitely bought the players, just not for that much.

  • 1 year later...

So you might be an alcoholic if....

 

That guy had to live in College Station for a few years in order to feed his family. I can’t imagine the shit he’s seen. I will not condemn hIm. 

Someone might want to put Summy on the Sarkisian rehabilitation track about now.

All that sweet Aggie money he pulled in and the poor bastard still can’t hire a driver.   
 

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Ethnicity:  N

are we sure he wasn’t arrested in Brazos county?

9 minutes ago, Jimbob said:

Ethnicity:  N

are we sure he wasn’t arrested in Brazos county?

Snl Reaction GIF by Saturday Night Live

Cue the Sumlin drunken video from 2015 or so.  I can't find it.  It's been set to private on Youtube.

 

 

Ethnicity:  N
are we sure he wasn’t arrested in Brazos county?

Seriously. WTF does that mean?
37 minutes ago, Jimbob said:

Ethnicity:  N

are we sure he wasn’t arrested in Brazos county?

Holy shit!!!

5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


Seriously. WTF does that mean?

Non Hispanic

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3 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Non Hispanic

Suspicious Kenan Thompson GIF by Saturday Night Live

  • Popular Post
3 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Non Hispanic

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