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Must be pert of thet whirlwide aggy network eggzacting it's revenje on poor Ole corch.

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Still a better coach than Jimbo.

3 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Still a better coach than Jimbo.

Not to mention much better ROI.

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

So you might be an alcoholic if....

 

6’1” and 200 lbs? Are we buying that?

You now remember other anonymous coaches around college football nicknamed Sumlin "Dark Sark" 😳

4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

You now remember other anonymous coaches around college football nicknamed Sumlin "Dark Sark" 😳

Sark seems to have it figured out.  Sumlin PTSD sadness from being associated with aggy.  

1 hour ago, Jimbob said:

Ethnicity:  N

are we sure he wasn’t arrested in Brazos county?

 

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also, dumb ass call a fucking uber. it's much much cheaper 

37 minutes ago, statsman said:

6’1” and 200 lbs? Are we buying that?

If he had one foot on the scale and one on the floor, sure.

Maybe Sark could sponsor him and he could end up coaching our holder for extra points.

Spav ain't toting his drunk ass around in Maryland?  Old drunk men need to stay off the highway.   Cataracts, hearing aids and whiskey are a bad combination.  

Ethnicity: N

Maybe he is a Nigerian prince?

23 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

What's the difference between Race and Ethnicity? Race is B, Ethnicity is N.

Ethnicity is Non-White. Race is Black.

6’1” and 200 lbs? Are we buying that?
I know what 6'1 190lbs looks like, I see it in the mirror every morning. My lack of melanin isn't the only difference with Rumlin...I bet that weight figure is about 20 years out of date.

Tried to laugh but that stumbling off the escalator and scream-slurring “Spav” video feels like it was three presidents ago. However long ago, it’s a helluva brutal run of being a raging, pathetic alcoholic. Time to heed the expiration date on that shit. 

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

That's a really rough 59

27 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

His mugshot has a 0.14 BAC.  God knows what his was.

They took the breathylizer from across the room

2 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Ethnicity is Non-White. Race is Black.

Ok but what is Build: T?  Thicc?

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Jimbo would never drive drunk. Mainly because his little legs don't allow his feet to reach the pedals. 

6 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Ethnicity is Non-White. Race is Black.

or N/A?

dont remember ever see both categories on same form though. either one or the either

“In today’s news, Florida man goes bye-bye to the county jail on his week off.”

Edited by Minute Bull
Typo

Sumlin is a year older than Jimbo? Wow.

10 hours ago, DaysOff said:


Seriously. WTF does that mean?

Actually, see it says "Race: B" so I think "Ethnicity: N" means none.  

I think "ethnicity" is used to identify hispanics.

Regardless, pretty clear the dude needs help, hope he gets it and accepts it.

Edited by TwiceHorn

There are only two choices on the ethnicity demographic question 

1. Hispanic or Latino

2. Non-Hispanic or Latino 

2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

or N/A?

dont remember ever see both categories on same form though. either one or the either

Jesus. How about literally every form where race is reported to the government including the census? It was explained a while back on this thread. Race is race. Ethnicity is Hispanic or non-Hispanic.

Not picking on you in particular, you just happened to be the one out of dozens I quoted. 

5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Jesus. How about literally every form where race is reported to the government including the census? It was explained a while back on this thread. Race is race. Ethnicity is Hispanic or non-Hispanic.

Not picking on you in particular, you just happened to be the one out of dozens I quoted. 

sorry, i was just exhausted from filling out censuses all day

14 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Most of us realize it means Non-Hispanic, but we’re just here for the jokes. 

Yep. Anyone who has filled out enough forms in their life knows that "Race" is the question with multiple choices and "Ethnicity" is usually the binary Hispanic/Non-Hispanic selection. However if I were in that police department, I would recommend not using single letter abbreviations for the sake of avoiding misunderstanding. 

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Regardless, pretty clear the dude needs help, hope he gets it and accepts it.

Yeah, I feel sorry him.  Maybe I'm not remembering well, but I don't recall him being anywhere near close to the fuckstickery of the Jimbo aggy era, and he seemed like an okay dude.

12 hours ago, DaysOff said:


Seriously. WTF does that mean?

Nubian

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ok but what is Build: T?  Thicc?

lmao GIF

9 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

That's a really rough 59

When you have tens of millions of free aggy-bucks, I'd be boozin' it up as well!  He fleeced them so well, Jimbo said hold my beer!

4 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

I hope the man gets help and turns his life around.

100% agree. 

Edited by TreatyOak

10 hours ago, 52-80 said:

sorry, i was just exhausted from filling out censuses all day

censi

2 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

A murder of Census?  A gaggle?  

a bloat

11 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

Yep. Anyone who has filled out enough forms

I remember when forms used to have "Sex  _____" 

I would always put "Yes".

 

14 minutes ago, redswingline said:

I remember when forms used to have "Sex  _____" 

I would always put "Yes".

 

They never believed you. 

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