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2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

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Oh fuck, you're going to make me hook 'em

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This news, it is good. I mean, assuming you believe sideline-to-sideline tackling machines are helpful on defense. 

1 hour ago, TexMexBuddha said:

Holy shit balls! Welcome to the 40 Acres Family Mr. Atkinson! Hook'em for LBU!!!
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Ok…so….who said we had no chance of getting Atkinson’s commitment?

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Ok…so….who said we had no chance of getting Atkinson’s commitment?

Texborn71 or something like that

How does Atkinson compare to AntHill?

God, I forgot to mention how a bunch of morons on the live streams were bemoaning that we weren't getting Atkinson when a few of us were like, yeah, we're landing that dude, along with Cooper. Fucking chill, birches.

3 hours ago, Noodles said:

This is good, right?

Fuck no. This is great. 

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Ok…so….who said we had no chance of getting Atkinson’s commitment?

A bunch of crying pussies on the live stream the other night. 

25 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Texborn71 or something like that

How does Atkinson compare to AntHill?

He doesn't. According to Gerry, he's more of the same position as Lefau, while Bo Barnes is more in the mold of Ant Hill's role. 

1 hour ago, William Bludworth said:

Fuck no. This is great. 

A bunch of crying pussies on the live stream the other night. 

He doesn't. According to Gerry, he's more of the same position as Lefau, while Bo Barnes is more in the mold of Ant Hill's role. 

He’s training with DJ. He’s a true linebacker, not edge. 

34 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

He’s training with DJ. He’s a true linebacker, not edge. 

I'm just saying what Gerry said. I don't know shit from fuck, so I honestly have no clue. I really don't understand PK's defense, tbh. You have guys like Hill who can pass rush, Simmons who can drop back, Moore who can also do the same, Spence can also rush off the edge. Personally, wherever he plays he'll be elite, imo. 

Hell yes!  Hook 'em!  

Note to self, it's good for the Longhorns when an elite high school LB moves from out of state to live and train in Austin with DJ and Anthony Hill.

51 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Holy hell, his highlight tape is just ridiculous.  Insane speed

475 tackles in 3 years on varsity is some next level badassery. That's...not human. 
 

Maybe it's 375? I dunno. All I know is the number Gerry threw out was not of this world. 

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16 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

I'm just saying what Gerry said. I don't know shit from fuck, so I honestly have no clue. I really don't understand PK's defense, tbh. You have guys like Hill who can pass rush, Simmons who can drop back, Moore who can also do the same, Spence can also rush off the edge. Personally, wherever he plays he'll be elite, imo. 

DJ has said Atkinson is basically a clone of himself.  Which would be real neat.

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

DJ has said Atkinson is basically a clone of himself.  Which would be real neat.

Oh hell yeah. If he can do even half of the tomahawk chops to cause fumbles, he's already alien. DJ is just, imo, the best LB I've seen. Maybe it's my burnt orange glasses, but I've never seen another caliber of LB like him in college. 

Ray Lewis is far too old for me to remember, and I didn't watch Patrick Willis or Luke Kuechley. 

On 7/15/2025 at 11:08 PM, campcrunk said:

For those who missed it in the other thread: https://www.hudl.com/video/3/17372397/66d495ab17498e1c92b9d4bd

I'm pretty sure there's an actual fatality at 0:21. Possibly at 2:22 as well

Those poor QBs. 

Every other play goes snap - block - then zzzzip as he slips through the line past the nearest blocker at full speed toward the ball carrier like SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA!

So I guess he will be taking Taffe's number next year, right? 16 is becoming a pretty good number on both offense and defense.

On 7/17/2025 at 5:54 PM, TexasRenegade said:

I see he plays the same position as Alvin Mack, no pass coverage here.

 

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Thank God for modern medicine so we don't have to worry about this ruining his career. Plus Atkinson's thighs and knees seem to be made from tungsten. 

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