September 9, 20187 yr so will OU OSU Baylor Tech and likely kansas and kansas state ill bet IMG academy and tate martell bishop gorman would beat us
September 9, 20187 yr I was in a gambling hole this afternoon trying to find a game to change my luck and then I see it jump out from the page. Texas - 21!!! No fucking way they don’t cover that. I will be murdered soon.
September 9, 20187 yr Author Just now, Sgt Hulk said: so will OU OSU Baylor Tech and likely kansas and kansas state ill bet IMG academy and tate martell bishop gorman would beat us Can’t disagree. This is fixing to be an embarrassing and frustrating season.
September 9, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, El Moco said: Not even trying reverse psychology. We suck beyond belief. Chicken little.
September 9, 20187 yr Kylar Murray the midget gonna torch this defense. haven’t seen Texas ball this bad in years
September 9, 20187 yr Decent chance my USC tickets sit in my desk drawer and go unused next week. Fuck this garbage.
September 9, 20187 yr did you watch usc tonight , they suck on offense as bad as us, it will be a joke, take the fucking under next week
September 9, 20187 yr The TCU game is going to be so fucking bad. So fucking bad. I don’t think I’ll be able to watch. That game will be ugly as fuck.
September 9, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, alphahorn said: did you watch usc tonight , they suck on offense as bad as us, it will be a joke, take the fucking under next week Against Stanford. You will miraculously see USC find an offense and score a ton of points
September 9, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Neonmoon said: Against Stanford. You will miraculously see USC find an offense and score a ton of points i'm taking the under, you take the over if you want
September 9, 20187 yr God dammit I have tickets for next week and I’m supposed to go with friends. My tickets but I don’t feel like wasting the effort or money. Fuck
September 9, 20187 yr 33 minutes ago, AtticusFinch said: What OU will do to us will be a lot worse than TCU It still won’t be 77-0. But it will be just as awkward afterwards.
September 9, 20187 yr Just now, atomheartbevo said: It still won’t be 77-0. But it will be just as awkward afterwards. I’m not going to guess at the final, but I have a feeling my butt hole is going to hurt
September 9, 20187 yr I think we'll beat USC or TCU. This team will win a game it shouldn't have. I'd say we'll also lose a game we shouldn't have, but I'm not sure we'll be favored against anyone other than Kansas. OU is going to absolutely skullfuck us. It may be worse than 63-14 or 65-13. They will score as many points as they want to. Edited September 9, 20187 yr by TexArcher
September 9, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Lhorn said: I can believe USC. No way we beat TCU. I believe the Dline will get it's first sack against tcu in garbage time.
September 9, 20187 yr I have already informed the minions that we will defeat TCU. I don't understand the controversy.
September 9, 20187 yr USC has a freshman QB that is very freshman and a very pedestrian defense... TCU did not have an offensive TD till 7 min mark in the 3rd against SMU... what I am trying to say is they are going to fuck us and dick us hard.
September 9, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Neonmoon said: Against Stanford. You will miraculously see USC find an offense and score a ton of points This, unfortunately. I am going to watch the game because... I don't know? But I really, really, really don't want to.
September 9, 20187 yr Stand a better chance of beating USC. Gary Patterson owned the last clown to coach here and is off to a good start against the current clown running the show. The last 4 match ups against TCU = 153-33 and this year I'd say TCU is certain to continue that dominance.
September 9, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Sleepygrad said: God dammit I have tickets for next week and I’m supposed to go with friends. My tickets but I don’t feel like wasting the effort or money. Fuck Do it, you know you are going for the weekend in Austin, forget the game part of it.
September 9, 20187 yr Maybe we should write nice signs about Gary and apologize for all the bad things we said about him at the TCU game. And maybe he won’t beat us so bad and so he’ll be our next coach
September 9, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said: I'm was actually discussing this at a very late dinner tonight. Who will skull fuck us worse. I went with TCU +37 ousux +48 ...and I wasn't joking. Those are first half lines and I'm not joking either.
September 9, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said: ou will be laughing at us before half. They're already laughing.
September 9, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said: They're already laughing. You’re right. Fuck.
September 9, 20187 yr Texas will be back when we beat USC, but then TCU will rudely put their cockroach in our shell-shocked hot pink sock. And then we'll lose subsequent games too.
September 9, 20187 yr BEFORE the game I was wondering out loud to the wife if 4-8 gets him fired. I’ll root for whatever it takes.
September 9, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, El Moco said: Not even trying reverse psychology. We suck beyond belief. Fuck you and your limp-wristed bullshit. We are going to win. Edited September 9, 20187 yr by Victor Lazlo
September 9, 20187 yr We can beat USC. We can't beat TCU, but might keep it closer than you might expect. OU is going to be ugly.
September 9, 20187 yr We haven’t beat TCU in 4 years and they’ve dominated us in each of them. I honestly don’t see how that changes. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
September 9, 20187 yr Texas is going to get murdered by TCU and it is not going to be close. I hope I am wrong but I don't think I am.
September 9, 20187 yr 10 minutes ago, BurntEyes said: You're a troll or delusional. Lotta both going on around here. Fuck you too BurntEyes. Neither a troll nor delusional. We are going to win. Bunch of God Damn loser quitters around here. Come apologize to me after we beat SC and all will be forgotten.
September 9, 20187 yr We can beat USC. We can't beat TCU, but might keep it closer than you might expect. OU is going to be ugly. All 3 are gonna be an ass fucking. It will bad but I will still be at all. I have a problem
September 9, 20187 yr 28 minutes ago, utexas8 said: Maybe we should write nice signs about Gary and apologize for all the bad things we said about him at the TCU game. And maybe he won’t beat us so bad and so he’ll be our next coach I’m fed up with Tom Herman’s schtick, and the “we’re Texas” mantra that has put this program in the fucking gutter, but if we hire that fat fuck I’m checked out until he retires. We need to shit or get off the fucking pot. I don’t know how we can pay coaches 5 mil/year for these kind of results. People can say LHN is not hurting the football side of things, but in actuality, it is completely destroying us. There are no consequences for failure (we are well below mediocrity) and this breeds a content atmosphere (in terms of revenue). There are way, way too many similarities to the Dallas Cowboys and Texas Longhorns and it’s staggering how these two organizations can’t pool their resources and be above average. Not winning championships every year, but compete in a conference championship every 3 years. Is that too much to fucking ask? God damn. I need another drink.
September 9, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, okiehorn said: Kylar Murray the midget gonna torch this defense. haven’t seen Texas ball this bad in years So you didn't see any of Charlie's era?
September 9, 20187 yr What’s weird is that Charlie’s era was highlighted by having an extraordinary defense or vice versa and god awful special exams. Like jimmy Johnson said, you win two of the three phases of the game (offense, defense, special teams), you will win the ball game.
September 9, 20187 yr Charlie's only good defense was his first year where we had a dogshit offense and even worse special teams unless you've managed to completely erase Nick Rose from your memory already. The defense was shit in the 2nd and 3rd year.
September 9, 20187 yr Fuck you too, North Loop. Yeah, I believe we are going to beat SC. They got nothing. Stanford beat them tonight. We are going to win. Sam damned neat beat them at their place last year.
September 9, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Victor Lazlo said: Fuck you too, North Loop. Yeah, I believe we are going to beat SC. They got nothing. Stanford beat them tonight. We are going to win. Sam damned neat beat them at their place last year. Who cares if we beat them? They suck too. We still lose by 21, btw. Regardless, OU, TCU, and WVU are going to prison rape us. 4-8. Edited September 9, 20187 yr by Tailleur17
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