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Not even trying reverse psychology.  We suck beyond belief.

so will OU OSU Baylor Tech and likely kansas and kansas state

 

ill bet IMG academy and tate martell bishop gorman would beat us 

I was in a gambling hole this afternoon trying to find a game to change my luck and then I see it jump out from the page. Texas - 21!!! No fucking way they don’t cover that. 

 

 

I will be murdered soon. 

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Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

so will OU OSU Baylor Tech and likely kansas and kansas state

 

ill bet IMG academy and tate martell bishop gorman would beat us 

Can’t disagree.  This is fixing to be an embarrassing and frustrating season.

3 minutes ago, El Moco said:

Not even trying reverse psychology.  We suck beyond belief.

Chicken little.  

Kylar Murray the midget gonna torch this defense. haven’t seen Texas ball this bad in years 

did you watch usc tonight , they suck on offense as bad as us, it will be a joke, take the fucking under next week

The TCU game is going to be so fucking bad. So fucking bad. 

I don’t think I’ll be able to watch. That game will be ugly as fuck.
3 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

We will beat SC

Not true 

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

did you watch usc tonight , they suck on offense as bad as us, it will be a joke, take the fucking under next week

Against Stanford. You will miraculously see USC find an offense and score a ton of points 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Against Stanford. You will miraculously see USC find an offense and score a ton of points 

i'm taking the under, you take the over if you want

God dammit I have tickets for next week and I’m supposed to go with friends. My tickets but I don’t feel like wasting the effort or money. Fuck

33 minutes ago, AtticusFinch said:

What OU will do to us will be a lot worse than TCU

It still won’t be 77-0.  

But it will be just as awkward afterwards.  

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

It still won’t be 77-0.  

But it will be just as awkward afterwards.  

I’m not going to guess at the final, but I have a feeling my butt hole is going to hurt

I think we'll beat USC or TCU.  This team will win a game it shouldn't have.

I'd say we'll also lose a game we shouldn't have, but I'm not sure we'll be favored against anyone other than Kansas.

OU is going to absolutely skullfuck us.  It may be worse than 63-14 or 65-13.  They will score as many points as they want to.

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I can believe USC.  No way we beat TCU.  

50 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

We will beat SC

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1 minute ago, Lhorn said:

I can believe USC.  No way we beat TCU.  

I believe the Dline will get it's first sack against tcu in garbage time.

At this point the bulk of the schedule should throttle us....

I have already informed the minions that we will defeat TCU. I don't understand the controversy.

USC has a freshman QB that is very freshman and a very pedestrian defense... TCU did not have an offensive TD till 7 min mark in the 3rd against SMU... what I am trying to say is they are going to fuck us and dick us hard.

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Against Stanford. You will miraculously see USC find an offense and score a ton of points 

This, unfortunately. I am going to watch the game because... I don't know? 

But I really, really, really don't want to. 

Stand a better chance of beating USC. Gary Patterson owned the last clown to coach here and is off to a good start against the current clown running the show. The last 4 match ups against TCU = 153-33 and this year I'd say TCU is certain to continue that dominance.

There were years under Mack where I really dreaded ou. This will be worse. 

1 hour ago, Sleepygrad said:

God dammit I have tickets for next week and I’m supposed to go with friends. My tickets but I don’t feel like wasting the effort or money. Fuck

Do it, you know you are going for the weekend in Austin, forget the game part of it. 

Maybe we should write nice signs about Gary and apologize for all the bad things we said about him at the TCU game. And maybe he won’t beat us so bad and so he’ll be our next coach

3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I'm was actually discussing this at a very late dinner tonight.

Who will skull fuck us worse.

I went with TCU +37

ousux +48

...and I wasn't joking.

Those are first half lines 

 

 

and I'm not joking either. 

1 minute ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

They're already laughing.

You’re right. Fuck. 

Texas will be back when we beat USC, but then TCU will rudely put their cockroach in our shell-shocked hot pink sock. And then we'll lose subsequent games too.

BEFORE the game I was wondering out loud to the wife if 4-8 gets him fired. I’ll root for whatever it takes. 

1 hour ago, El Moco said:

Not even trying reverse psychology.  We suck beyond belief.

Fuck you and your limp-wristed bullshit.

We are going to win. 

Edited by Victor Lazlo

We can beat USC. We can't beat TCU, but might keep it closer than you might expect. OU is going to be ugly. 

We haven’t beat TCU in 4 years and they’ve dominated us in each of them. I honestly don’t see how that changes.


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Texas is going to get murdered by TCU and it is not going to be close.  

I hope I am wrong but I don't think I am.

10 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

You're a troll or delusional.

Lotta both going on around here.

Fuck you too BurntEyes. 

Neither a troll nor delusional. 

We are going to win. 

Bunch of God Damn loser quitters around here. 

Come apologize to me after we beat SC and all will be forgotten. 

We can beat USC. We can't beat TCU, but might keep it closer than you might expect. OU is going to be ugly. 


All 3 are gonna be an ass fucking. It will bad but I will still be at all. I have a problem
28 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

Maybe we should write nice signs about Gary and apologize for all the bad things we said about him at the TCU game. And maybe he won’t beat us so bad and so he’ll be our next coach

I’m fed up with Tom Herman’s schtick, and the “we’re Texas” mantra that has put this program in the fucking gutter, but if we hire that fat fuck I’m checked out until he retires. 

We need to shit or get off the fucking pot. I don’t know how we can pay coaches 5 mil/year for these kind of results. People can say LHN is not hurting the football side of things, but in actuality, it is completely destroying us. There are no consequences for failure (we are well below mediocrity) and this breeds a content atmosphere (in terms of revenue). 

There are way, way too many similarities to the Dallas Cowboys and Texas Longhorns and it’s staggering how these two organizations can’t pool their resources and be above average. Not winning championships every year, but compete in a conference championship every 3 years. Is that too much to fucking ask? God damn. 

I need another drink. 

 

2 hours ago, okiehorn said:

Kylar Murray the midget gonna torch this defense. haven’t seen Texas ball this bad in years 

So you didn't see any of Charlie's era?

What’s weird is that Charlie’s era was highlighted by having an extraordinary defense or vice versa and god awful special exams. 

Like jimmy Johnson said, you win two of the three phases of the game (offense, defense, special teams), you will win the ball game. 

Charlie's only good defense was his first year where we had a dogshit offense and even worse special teams unless you've managed to completely erase Nick Rose from your memory already.

 

The defense was shit in the 2nd and 3rd year.

Fuck you too, North Loop. 

Yeah, I believe we are going to beat SC. 

They got nothing. Stanford beat them tonight. 

We are going to win. Sam damned neat beat them at their place last year. 

2 hours ago, Victor Lazlo said:

Fuck you too, North Loop. 

Yeah, I believe we are going to beat SC. 

They got nothing. Stanford beat them tonight. 

We are going to win. Sam damned neat beat them at their place last year. 

Who cares if we beat them? They suck too. We still lose by 21, btw.

Regardless, OU, TCU, and WVU are going to prison rape us.

4-8.

Edited by Tailleur17

USC was very stagnant looking vs the Cardinal:

 

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