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I don't see USC throttling Texas, but wouldn't be shocked if they won a 13-10 heartbreak type of game where Sam turns the ball over near the end of the game to seal the deal. If Sam doesn't turn the ball over 2-3 times in crucial moments and the defense can actually force some turnovers that could go the other way. Barely scraping by a Tulsa team that finished 2-10 last season isn't a reason for optimism.

7 hours ago, GhostofDanJones said:

So you didn't see any of Charlie's era?

Was glad to see CS go but this is on track to be worse then his last season. Next 4 game stretch could get ugly. Real ugly, after seeing last nights performance 

Charlie's only good defense was his first year where we had a dogshit offense and even worse special teams unless you've managed to completely erase Nick Rose from your memory already.
 
The defense was shit in the 2nd and 3rd year.

Charlie is known as a defensive guy, at least he had one year of a good defense.


Herman on the other hand..
9 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

I think we can take Baylor if we come to play.

These are strange times my friend. 

It's such a shame that Texas is so mediocre when we're playing these teams we all got excited about being scheduled back when we didn't suck like Notre Dame and USC. At least USC looks bad too. So we'll both look terrible together. TCU is going to destroy us but USC will be a close, terrible game that we win by a FG. Wait, can we hit FGs this year? I honestly can't remember.

Edited by mdmost

10 hours ago, VaHorn said:

Chicken little.  

Unfortunately, the little chicken was right.

I’m sorry, I watched the entire SC Stanford game. And for all the hype Love is getting, he enjoyed running against a SC defense that was out of position the majority of the time. And when they were lined up correctly, they couldn’t tackle for shit.

SC does posses some good receivers, but it’s a toss up whether the SC quarterback can get a throw anywhere near them where they can take advantage of running in stride/space. There were multiple examples where the SC receivers had to basically take themselves out of the play just to make the catch.

This is not a good SC team. For the record, I don’t think Stanford is very good right now either as they struggled themselves. They do have their traditional big strong linemen they are known for. But they look slow and immobile. 

29 minutes ago, mdmost said:

It's such a shame that Texas is so mediocre when we're playing these teams we all got excited about being scheduled back when we didn't suck like Notre Dame and USC.

Holy shit.  Are we scheduling 15 or 20 years out?

9 hours ago, Victor Lazlo said:

Fuck you and your limp-wristed bullshit.

We are going to win. 

"Welcome back to the fight. This time I know our side will win."

Patterson v. Herman is the coaching mismatch of the year.  Patterson could call off the dogs out of respect to CDC.  Or he could run it up as a job audition.

USC is a toss up.  They are not good.  We are not good.  We’ll see which team wants it less.  Probably us.

I bet a friend of mine that Texas would beat USC straight up. I’m going to end up buying him all you can eat stone crab claws at Truluck’s if Herman doesn’t get his shit together.

While the premise that we will get throttled may absolutely play out in fact to be true, USC has looked extremely average thus far and I’d expect that to be a close game of two currently mediocre teams.

For what it’s worth, I thought TCU looked fairly unimpressive as well during a good chunk of that SMU game. In addition, with K State and Iowa State also looking unimpressive yesterday, it occurred to me that we may actually look competitive in those games as well which could make our record look better than we know we are.

Having said all that, I also wouldn’t put it past our team to get blown out by all of these teams.



.  We’ll see which team wants it less.  Probably us.


Game week motto material right here.
While the premise that we will get throttled may absolutely play out in fact to be true, USC has looked extremely average thus far and I’d expect that to be a close game of two currently mediocre teams.

For what it’s worth, I thought TCU looked fairly unimpressive as well during a good chunk of that SMU game. In addition, with K State and Iowa State also looking unimpressive yesterday, it occurred to me that we may actually look competitive in those games as well which could make our record look better than we know we are.

Having said all that, I also wouldn’t put it past our team to get blown out by all of these teams.
So they will play well or play bad, correct? HSO right there.
So they will play well or play bad, correct? HSO right there.


My point is essentially, other than OU and WV, nobody we are gonna play has looked all that great and it appears to be another down year for the Big 12. We certainly suck but, to differing degrees, it seems so does most of the teams we will be playing.
I bet a friend of mine that Texas would beat USC straight up. I’m going to end up buying him all you can eat stone crab claws at Truluck’s if Herman doesn’t get his shit together.
I love crab, can I get in on this?


My point is essentially, other than OU and WV, nobody we are gonna play has looked all that great and it appears to be another down year for the Big 12. We certainly suck but, to differing degrees, it seems so does most of the teams we will be playing.
Helton's on borrowed time, not sure a loss to us would be the final nail though.

Edit- forgot Left coasters really don't care about FB anymore, Helton probably stays no matter what this season.
2 hours ago, ousux said:
3 hours ago, Panama Red said:
I bet a friend of mine that Texas would beat USC straight up. I’m going to end up buying him all you can eat stone crab claws at Truluck’s if Herman doesn’t get his shit together.

I love crab, can I get in on this?

Hi Jameis. 

15 hours ago, El Moco said:

Can’t disagree.  This is fixing to be an embarrassing and frustrating season.

FIXING to be?  

14 hours ago, TexArcher said:

...This team will win a game it shouldn't have...

That was last night, against Tulsa.

Edited by shakahorn

14 hours ago, RabidM said:

We can beat USC. We can't beat TCU, but might keep it closer than you might expect. OU is going to be ugly. 

agree with this, if by closer than expected against TCU is about a 24-28 point beat down.

18 hours ago, okiehorn said:

Kylar Murray the midget gonna torch this defense. haven’t seen Texas ball this bad in years 

Maybe we beat them 65-13.

I really don’t see us beating USC.  They have some dynamic skill players.  The kind that will burn Orlando’s risk loving scheme and our slow LBs and clueless corners with some big plays that take pressure off the new QB.  I’m going to take a wild guess that they feature a package based around the jet sweep this week.   I can also state with near absolute certainty that their defense is better than Tulsa’s.  It’s looking like a 30-17 kind of game to me and it won’t feel that close.  

9 hours ago, utexas8 said:


Charlie is known as a defensive guy, at least he had one year of a good defense.


Herman on the other hand..

Except for Maryland last year I think our defense was decent, right?

58 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

We are a better team than last year. That's not saying much, but it doesn't get said nearly enough around here. 

Lol wut.

4 minutes ago, Tailleur17 said:

Lol wut.

Except for the loss of big Poona, we are a better team and we will beat USC and TCU.  Maryland will be a bowl team and Tulsa is the suck.  Prove me wrong.  

Edited by lemonandaturd

2 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Except for the loss of big Poona, we are a better team and we will beat USC and TCU.  

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. We are fucking terrible. 4-8 is realistic. 3-9 isn’t out of the question. 

6-6 is not happening.

Edited by Tailleur17

1 minute ago, Tailleur17 said:

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. We are fucking terrible. 4-8 is realistic. 3-9 isn’t out of the question. 

6-6 is not happening.

You are taking crazy pills.  Keep taking them.  We are going to get better and win the next two games by a cunt hair, then beat K State like a drum.  OU not so much.  

Just now, lemonandaturd said:

You are taking crazy pills.  Keep taking them.  We are going to get better and win the next two games by a cunt hair, then beat K State like a drum.  OU not so much.  

Put your money where your mouth is then. I’ll bet you $100 we don’t beat both USC and TCU.

Just now, Tailleur17 said:

Put your money where your mouth is then. I’ll bet you $100 we don’t beat both USC and TCU.

Better yet, if he’s wrong, IP ban on top of the $100. 

Just now, Tailleur17 said:

Put your money where your mouth is then. I’ll bet you $100 we don’t beat both USC and TCU.

I don't bet money on the internet with folks that I don't know, so no.  But save this post and let me know if I won or not.  

Just now, lemonandaturd said:

I don't bet money on the internet with folks that I don't know, so no.  But save this post and let me know if I won or not.  

Pussy

How about the loser commits seppuku? 

How about the loser commits seppuku? 


How about the winner and the loser both do it then it’s a win-win
38 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

That escalated quickly. 

Get your fucking ass back to cr where you idiocy appeals to people.

18 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Except for the loss of big Poona, we are a better team and we will beat USC and TCU.  Maryland will be a bowl team and Tulsa is the suck.  Prove me wrong.  

I agree Maryland is a pinstripe bowl team.  We are UF and will probably match up in a bowl if we can make 6 wins. 

Excpet for Poona, hill, Elliott, and Jefferson we have a defensive squad.  On offense we should be better all the way around with experience and a couple grad transfers, but we are not.  

I will say, we might be a better team this year even with key losses on defense if our coaching staff would get out of the way.   There's something really wrong here and it's not talent.  We should be a 9-3 team based on talent and schedule yet we look much closer to a 3-9 team because we will be out coached in all but about 3 games.  

1 minute ago, jettrink said:

Get your fucking ass back to cr where you idiocy appeals to people.

Hey newbie dude.  I don't know who you are, but I don't post in CR.  You can kiss my raunchy red ass fuck head.  

Then accept my sincere apology.  But there is a shithead with a very similar handle.  Again I sincerely apologize.  

BTW I started on shaggy in 09 as I recall.  Same name too.

22 minutes ago, jettrink said:

Then accept my sincere apology.  But there is a shithead with a very similar handle.  Again I sincerely apologize.  

Thanks

1 minute ago, Hanrahan said:

Jesus you fags. Texas going to beat USC. Hope you miserable fucks stay miserable when we do.

Mmkay Spicoli.

1 hour ago, Hanrahan said:

Jesus you fags. Texas going to beat USC. Hope you miserable fucks stay miserable when we do.

Hi Mrs Herman, nice tits. 

8 hours ago, this said:

Hi Mrs Herman, nice tits. 

this

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