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From someone who hates them, but follows their program fairly closely, my take on SC:  The have really quality RB's, but the young OL hasn't figured out how to spring them.  QB JT Daniels is the real deal, but a true freshman.  He will make mistakes, and he will dazzle.  The receivers, Vaughns, Pittman and the latest St. Brown- Amon Ra- are NFL caliber.  Defensively their LB's, Cam Smith and Porter Gustin are as good as it gets, but I think Gustin is injured.  Their DB's have lost a lot.  That's probably where they are weakest.  DL is solid but unspectacular.  

What if we win?  Has anybody thought about that?  What then?  What are we going to do?!?!

Hey HERMAN....

Quit saying "Winning is Really Hard" cause your Football Players believe you.  How about installing a great Offensive Game plan and showing confidence in your Players by calling an aggressive game instead of all this Cautious, Scared Bullshit....

Hey ORLANDO...

Get your Defense's shit together and Sack USC's  MotherF'n QB this Saturday.  Demand leadership from your Upperclassmen, generate turnovers..... and shut the USC Offense down like Stanford did.....

Brian Kelly at Notre Dame used that same "winning is hard" line following his 24-16 squeaker win over Ball State on Saturday.  I cringed.  Herman is calling the cautious scared bullshit because he is scared that Sam will continue to make soul crushing turnovers.  It sucks, but Herman must not have a pair.  

Coach Clay Helton said Sunday night that Daniels had an MRI exam on the hand, which showed the injury was only a bruise.

Helton said Daniels’ hand was sore Sunday but the coach was optimistic about the quarterback’s availability for Texas.

 

Helton said USC will be without starting strong safety Isaiah Pola-Mao against Texas and possibly longer. Pola-Mao dislocated a shoulder in the first half against Stanford.

 

http://www.latimes.com/sports/usc/la-sp-usc-football-20180909-story.html

 

Texas talk starts at 2:27

 

 

 

23 hours ago, Gigglebush said:

This team is about to ascend. Tulsa was just Tom playing 4D chess with USC. Its hammer time.

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JFC

Are we getting Pac refs or Big 12?  If we get a Big 12 crew, we are so fucked.  
Pac12 refs fucked us last year, so..
18 minutes ago, torre said:

Coach Clay Helton said Sunday night that Daniels had an MRI exam on the hand, which showed the injury was only a bruise.

Helton said Daniels’ hand was sore Sunday but the coach was optimistic about the quarterback’s availability for Texas.

 

Helton said USC will be without starting strong safety Isaiah Pola-Mao against Texas and possibly longer. Pola-Mao dislocated a shoulder in the first half against Stanford.

 

http://www.latimes.com/sports/usc/la-sp-usc-football-20180909-story.html

 

Texas talk starts at 2:27

 

 

 

Clay Helton.  Former UH coach.  Hmmmmm.

 

(Edit:  He was very complimentary.  Lots of nice things to say).

Edited by Bullneck

What if we win?  Has anybody thought about that?  What then?  What are we going to do?!?!
Lose to TCU.

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Winning USC might be the turning point for Herman. He loses this one, he has no prayer of beating TCU, KSU or OU. If you can't beat a down USC, at home, you'll have no momentum for the meat of your schedule which includes a team that's beaten you 4 straight years by a difference of 120 points, a team you travel to that you've only beaten twice on the road since the Big 12 was formed, and your rival whom looks to possibly be a better version of than their previous year. This team loses on Saturday, I don't think they'll have the intestinal fortitude to win any of those 3 games after USC. 

Edited by mdmost

USC kind of sucks.  If the Texas DL isn't dogshit and actually can get in Daniels' face once in a while, it's a W.

That being said, I as an ASU fan would consider it a personal favor if you would let USC win this one so Herm can gorilla fuck them later on and get full credit.

Edited by wablty

4 hours ago, JBJ said:

We were 9-4 ATS last year and +4 (ranked 8 )

USC was 3-10 and -4 (ranked 120)

We are 0-2 ATS this year.

 

+3.5, wow.  What’s the o/u, 27?

DKR was awfully quiet when Tulsa was storming back Saturday night and it’s hard to even picture you guys getting fired up for that product on the field.  

2 hours ago, ousux said:
7 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:
Are we getting Pac refs or Big 12?  If we get a Big 12 crew, we are so fucked.  

Pac12 refs fucked us last year, so..

So we now get Big 12 refs? Fuck we know how that’s worked out for us. 

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Winning USC might be the turning point for Herman.

He loses this one, he has no prayer of beating TCU, KSU or OU. If you can't beat a down USC, at home, you'll have no momentum for the meat of your schedule which includes a team that's beaten you 4 straight years by a difference of 120 points, a team you travel to that you've only beaten twice on the road since the Big 12 was formed, and your rival whom looks to possibly be a better version of than their previous year. This team loses on Saturday, I don't think they'll have the intestinal fortitude to win any of those 3 games after USC. 

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53 minutes ago, USCATX said:

+3.5, wow.  What’s the o/u, 27?

DKR was awfully quiet when Tulsa was storming back Saturday night and it’s hard to even picture you guys getting fired up for that product on the field.  

We may suck, but don’t count on the crowd being quiet Saturday night. It’ll be electric. 

3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

What if we win?  Has anybody thought about that?  What then?  What are we going to do?!?!

We'll find something to bitch about. 

14 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Has there been a Kirk sighting? This would be a good game to get your one and only game play out of Kirk for the season...

Fixed

8 hours ago, MidTexHorn said:

We may suck, but don’t count on the crowd being quiet Saturday night. It’ll be electric. 

Maybe he thinks USC has as much cachet as Tulsa. 

Just watched the Stanford game. Their Defense is bad ass, especially on the DLine.

Our DBs are just as good, but if USC can run the ball, our guys will be tired again like the Tulsa game.

Especially if we have a lot of 3 and outs on O.

I think we win this one in a squeaker, 1 or two points.  I think that our wonderful punting squad better get their act together or they may cost Texas this game.  Hopefully we go run heavy and use the QB option to run when needed.  No injuries please and most definitely no injuries to Sam. 

Texas 28 USC 27

13 hours ago, Bullneck said:

What if we win?  Has anybody thought about that?  What then?  What are we going to do?!?!

Get our hopes up like after Notre Dame, then watch both teams lose a bunch more games.

Are we gonna link up before the game? I’ll be at Mister Tramps at 630am. 

Time does that Bevo Blvd kick off?

1 hour ago, HuskiesHorns said:

Especially if we have a lot of 3 and outs on O.

IF?  I think you mean WHEN....

On ‎9‎/‎9‎/‎2018 at 8:16 PM, Gigglebush said:

This team is about to ascend. Tulsa was just Tom playing 4D chess with USC. Its hammer time.

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I always laughed at this photo because Tom's holding the sledge wrong, it's not so funny now.

13 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Hey HERMAN....

Quit saying "Winning is Really Hard" cause your Football Players believe you.  How about installing a great Offensive Game plan and showing confidence in your Players by calling an aggressive game instead of all this Cautious, Scared Bullshit....

Hey ORLANDO...

Get your Defense's shit together and Sack USC's  MotherF'n QB this Saturday.  Demand leadership from your Upperclassmen, generate turnovers..... and shut the USC Offense down like Stanford did.....

Also TOM....Quit talking about "The Illusion of Momentum" Bullshit.....

" If you get beat on a play, pick your ASS up and Win the next play.  And when you get MOMENTUM, put your foot on their throat and finish them."

(Dang sounds like Cobra Kai Sensei .....lol)

Edited by LTtxfan

Based on the names you'd expect this:

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But in reality we'll see this:

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On the plus side, we'll also see this:

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And this:

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A few pointers on the battle in Austin this weekend...

 

It’s going to rain. I’m ok with rain, but 4 hours worth of lighting delays will kill my buzz. Oh yeah, we will win. 

I’m stunned at the optimism on this thread given what has been produced on the field in the first two games.

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

I’m stunned at the optimism on this thread given what has been produced on the field in the first two games.

Nowhere to look but up.

Just now, Dbeasy said:

I’m stunned at the optimism on this thread given what has been produced on the field in the first two games.

I can only assume it's because we surprised everyone by playing with a pulse last year, and usc looks worse this year.

Could we do it again? Sure. I'm not convinced, though, based on the lack of "give a shit" we've shown against Maryland and Tulsa. 

10 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I’m stunned at the optimism on this thread given what has been produced on the field in the first two games.

It's true.  We've been shockingly bad.

But let me just add, "Suck it, Tulsa."

Edited by Scholz

Here's a blast from the past to cheer everyone up:

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Unfortunately I think our players will try too hard once again, thus leading to a loss.

Think this is going to be one butt fucking ugly football game but I could definitely see us winning if Sam doesn't turn the ball over four times. 

USC is clearly not as good as last year, but they are not a bad team.  They are a slightly better than average team that lost on the road to the #10 team in the country. 

We have yet to play anyone of the caliber of Standford.  We got outplayed, out-coached and should have lost at home to a Tulsa team that went 2-10 last year and struggled to beat Central fucking Arkansas.  Given the level of play so far, I am astonished we are favorites.

Could we win? Yeah......And nutritionists may determine at French Fries are a healthy snack.

I see them winning going away, something like 30-13.

I have no faith in this team, but this is still my team, we win 31-17

12 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

They win by 17 

What if WE win by 17?

- James Brown doubtfully

USC is a dumpster fire on offense no way Herman should lose this game

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