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26 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

Key Bar downtown is the official USC happy hour spot tonight. Pray for me...met a buddy here and @ 100 Trojans arrived.

You deserve it for choosing to go to key bar. 

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

You deserve it for choosing to go to key bar. 

This.

The Tom Herman road to redemption and restoring hope to the UT fan base begins with a big victory on Saturday night. I can’t wait for the haters to be proven wrong. Herman’s track record in big games is excellent. Sam definitely improved in the Tulsa game. Liked his pocket presence. I’m still sticking with my preseason prediction of 9 wins. We win 20-10.

Edited by Iconoclast Texan

Key Bar used to be great - what happened? The crowd moved to kung fu, ranch, and dogwood? 

Just now, Iconoclast Texan said:

The Tom Herman road to redemption and hope will be restored to the UT fan base with a big victory on Saturday night. I can’t wait for the haters to be proven wrong. Herman’s track record in big games is excellent. Sam definitely improved in the Tulsa game. Liked his pocket presence. I’m still sticking with my preseason prediction of 9 wins. 

Herman's teams suffered: 

L against Maryland 2017

L against SC 2017

L against OU 2017

L against Maryland 2018. 

What part of this looks excellent to you? 

So when he caught big time teams half asleep. Not the same at Texas, regardless of how terrible Texas has been, teams are going to be ready. 

8 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

The Tom Herman road to redemption and restoring hope to the UT fan base begins with a big victory on Saturday night. I can’t wait for the haters to be proven wrong. Herman’s track record in big games is excellent. Sam definitely improved in the Tulsa game. Liked his pocket presence. I’m still sticking with my preseason prediction of 9 wins. We win 20-10.

I hope you're right, but nothing I've seen so far this year gives me any reason to believe that you are.

44 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

This. 

Any of you coach types have theory on why our zone-read mesh is so awkward/slow?  Don't recall this being a glaring issue last year,  but have sure noticed it in game 1 and 2.   Maybe they are allowing Sam to actually option this year (versus predetermined last year) and he's taking his sweet time.  

Yes. It was slowed down to give Sam more time to hold the ball.

16 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

The Tom Herman road to redemption and restoring hope to the UT fan base begins with a big victory on Saturday night. I can’t wait for the haters to be proven wrong. Herman’s track record in big games is excellent. Sam definitely improved in the Tulsa game. Liked his pocket presence. I’m still sticking with my preseason prediction of 9 wins. We win 20-10.

You are a brave soul, and I hope that you are right.

The Tom Herman road to redemption and restoring hope to the UT fan base begins with a big victory on Saturday night. I can’t wait for the haters to be proven wrong. Herman’s track record in big games is excellent. Sam definitely improved in the Tulsa game. Liked his pocket presence. I’m still sticking with my preseason prediction of 9 wins. We win 20-10.
Yeah he fucking crushed it against marquee opponents last year

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My dad is a 74-year-old Texas Ex and he texted me this today: "Texas are four-point favorites WTF." 

 

That is his first use of WTF, ever. 

43 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

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Dick punch that guy.

1 hour ago, this said:

Herman's teams suffered: 

L against Maryland 2017

L against SC 2017

L against OU 2017

L against Maryland 2018. 

What part of this looks excellent to you? 

 

58 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Yeah he fucking crushed it against marquee opponents last year

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His Cougar High coaching record. Wins against FSU, OU, and Louisville. Winning the American conference championship game in 2015. He helped burnish the reputation of the American as a conference so much so that they run ads claiming that they’re a Power 6 conference. That wouldn’t happen without the big wins Herman had. The “This is Texas” tagline is going to mean something after the game Saturday night. The narrative of Texas football is changing. I put my money where my mouth is by buying season tickets. Hop aboard the train.

Edited by Iconoclast Texan

5 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

 

His Cougar High coaching record. Wins against FSU, OU, and Louisville. Winning the American conference championship game in 2015. He helped burnish the reputation of the American as a conference so much so that they run ads claiming that they’re a Power 6 conference. That wouldn’t happen without the big wins Herman had. The “This is Texas” tagline is going to mean something after the game Saturday night. The narrative of Texas football is changing. I put my money where my mouth is by buying season tickets. Hop aboard the train.

Those UH teams would have smoked Ehlinger and this group of clowns by 40.

2 hours ago, Tailgate said:

Key Bar downtown is the official USC happy hour spot tonight. Pray for me...met a buddy here and @ 100 Trojans arrived.

Every one of them will have a Trojan polo or trojan Reyn Spooner on.  Most will have a trojan hat or visor on indoors.  They will try to one up each other on buying the most expensive tequila.  And there will be at least 3 of them who will be either completely blackout drunk or looking for a fight.  None of which could ever win one.  

Whenever someone brings up VY's knee being down, it's like - you realize it still would have been first and goal, right?  I'd like our chances to still get 6 there.

6 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Whenever someone brings up VY's knee being down, it's like - you realize it still would have been first and goal, right?  I'd like our chances to still get 6 there.

Not to mention Reggie Busch was an illegible player.

28 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Whenever someone brings up VY's knee being down, it's like - you realize it still would have been first and goal, right?  I'd like our chances to still get 6 there.

Is that what it's in reference to? Never heard it but dumb nonetheless. 

Fly out of VA at 1130 land at DFW at 145. Enough time to make it?

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Fly out of VA at 1130 land at DFW at 145. Enough time to make it?

If no rain, sure.

2 hours ago, Tailgate said:

[PHOTO OF DICKBAG IN DUMB ASS FUCKING SHIRT]

Drew Kelson intercepted that pass.

Uh... Why didn't you fly into AUS??? 
Stupid fucking messican


God damnit just answer the question have to pick up a woman in Dallas.
2 hours ago, Tailgate said:

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Douche McGee

Uh... Why didn't you fly into AUS??? 
Stupid fucking messican


Still coming to visit your ass though
1 hour ago, Rv8riveter said:

Not to mention Reggie Busch was an illegible player.

Happy hour in full force here

12 minutes ago, Blanton said:

Douche McGee

Drew Kelson agrees.  Ground can’t cause a fumble turd knuckles!

3 hours ago, this said:

Herman's teams suffered: 

L against Maryland 2017

L against SC 2017

L against OU 2017

L against Maryland 2018. 

What part of this looks excellent to you? 

add L to tech up 7 on 57'

6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

If it isn't in here, D Davis will be starting again tomorrow. If it's already been said, sorry, I haven't been following much this week.

Me either, is Ingram confirmed as OUT?

3 hours ago, Tailgate said:

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Why do USC fans keep mentioning this as if it were a game decider? 

2 hours ago, Rv8riveter said:

Not to mention Reggie Busch was an illegible player.

I could read Reggie Bush just fine.

FROM DOWNTOWN DALLAS

TEXAS!

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10 hours ago, Tailgate said:

From Deep South Austin...

 

TEXAS!!!!!

Tom Herman calling plays vs USC from DKR

FIGHT!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

14 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

Whenever someone brings up VY's knee being down, it's like - you realize it still would have been first and goal, right?  I'd like our chances to still get 6 there.

And after we score, we don’t rush and miss the extra point, AND a minute or more is run off the clock meaning USC doesn’t get their FG just before halftime. 

12 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Why do USC fans keep mentioning this as if it were a game decider? 

Well, especially since that game never existed, according to their records.

That and the 5 yard face mask penalty on the final drive that should have been a 15 yarder gives them those 10 yards back.  

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

As a former professional, I'm going to advise you to opt for a Irish coffee after the veggies. You'll want to start the day off correctly.

You can be a professional alcoholic?

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