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You know how I know you're not gay? You cheated on your wife and got caught while watching Coldplay. 

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Just now, mdmost said:

You know how I know you're not gay? You cheated on your wife and got caught while watching Coldplay. 

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I know a guy who works there. I’ll see if he has any insights lol 

They fully embraced the company directives...

and assets.

26 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

That dude just collapsed in shame. lulz 

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3 minutes ago, F250 said:

That dude just collapsed in shame. lulz 

He’s mourning the loss of half of his shit.

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Just now, BrickHorn said:

He’s mourning the loss of half of his shit.

 

6 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

At least he was having an affair with someone age appropriate.  

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3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Maybe spooning on the Jumbotron is some new award-winning HR icebreaker exercise.

About time for a ‘Please respect my privacy during these trying times’ tweet. 

4 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Maybe spooning on the Jumbotron is some new award-winning HR icebreaker exercise.

I think it was just a trust fall.

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2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

That didn’t take long. Makes you wonder if there were misteps leading up….
 

My self-managed airflow has been working fine for a long time, although my wife occasionally complains when I let loose excessive "airflow" in the bed.

 

Also, this story is fantastic.  The hubristic dumbassery is perfect for our time.

Dude's reaction is what gave it away. Lots of kiss cam people get embarrassed and shy, especially the ladies. Play it off and this doesn't get 70 million views on Twitter. 

Not every CEO of a billion dollar company is smart. Here's another example. 

2 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

If they had not acted so guilty, would anybody have ever known who they were?

Seriously. It wasn't televised. No one's sharing a video that they took of a jumbotron showing two random boomers swaying to Clocks. Dumbasses.

33 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Can the next board meeting be streamed? Would view

 

38 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Do not ever fuck around at work.  It can only end badly.

Oh whatever. Depends on how much you care about the job and what the policies are. 

Granted you could say "do not ever fuck around with a woman it can only end badly" and be almost as accurate. 

About time for a ‘Please respect my privacy during these trying times’ tweet. 
Nah, he'll check himself into rehab.
12 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Dude's reaction is what gave it away. Lots of kiss cam people get embarrassed and shy, especially the ladies. Play it off and this doesn't get 70 million views on Twitter. 

Not every CEO of a billion dollar company is smart. Here's another example. 

Agreed but wasn't this a local concert? I'm sure someone there would have recognized them anyways and know they were married and the other wasn't their spouse. 

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Today I learned there is something called Apache Airflow and I decided to punch myself in the face.

1 hour ago, F250 said:

That dude just collapsed in shame. lulz 

if he would have just played it cool they would have moved on to someone else in the crowd in a few seconds 

31 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Agreed but wasn't this a local concert? I'm sure someone there would have recognized them anyways and know they were married and the other wasn't their spouse. 

Maybe but it would be his word vs their word. Doubt the recording gets out unless the person who recognized them made a big deal about it. He probably would have been screwed either way but at least he wouldn't have entertained 70 million people on his journey to getting a divorce lol 

47 minutes ago, cabowabo said:
1 hour ago, Al Czervik said:
About time for a ‘Please respect my privacy during these trying times’ tweet. 

Nah, he'll check himself into rehab.

If he was smart, he and the HR chief would embrace it and say that they had been in unhappy marriages and that this incident made them realize that they should stop living a lie, and that they are asking for privacy as they go through their respective divorces so that they could finally and openly be together. Doesn't mean it will save their jobs, but some people might go "oh, well, okay, at least she's age appropriate and it wasn't just a case of fucking on the side".

Maybe but it would be his word vs their word. Doubt the recording gets out unless the person who recognized them made a big deal about it. He probably would have been screwed either way but at least he wouldn't have entertained 70 million people on his journey to getting a divorce lol 

I’m sure if they had a do over they’d think this through and act cool/sly since 99.9% of us would think they’re an item.

but the “gotcha” camera caught them unexpectedly out of a crowd of probably 65K people and the first thing they thought was “oh shit *ducks*

I mean the reaction as soon as they saw themselves was great. I have never cheated and I take a hardline stance on it because I have seen personally what it does to someone, but that’s funny. Hope that CEO gets a 30/70 split thanks to that video.

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