July 17Jul 17 3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said: Do not ever fuck around at work. It can only end badly. If only you had told me that 40+ years ago.
July 17Jul 17 1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said: If he was smart, he and the HR chief would embrace it and say that they had been in unhappy marriages and that this incident made them realize that they should stop living a lie, and that they are asking for privacy as they go through their respective divorces so that they could finally and openly be together. Doesn't mean it will save their jobs, but some people might go "oh, well, okay, at least she's age appropriate and it wasn't just a case of fucking on the side". But the affair/relationship likely started before she was hired, so he very likely hired his affair partner. He is screwed, and reasonably so.
July 17Jul 17 Tanned ✔️ Rich ✔️ Choice seats ✔️ Being highly educated but still just two idiots in the Love bubble ✔️ Gone ✔️
July 17Jul 17 1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said: If he was smart, he and the HR chief would embrace it and say that they had been in unhappy marriages and that this incident made them realize that they should stop living a lie, and that they are asking for privacy as they go through their respective divorces so that they could finally and openly be together. Doesn't mean it will save their jobs, but some people might go "oh, well, okay, at least she's age appropriate and it wasn't just a case of fucking on the side".
July 17Jul 17 1 hour ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said: Dipshit CEO affair-haver gets caught listening to Coldplay. Was going to make that same point, gotta be quick around here
July 17Jul 17 2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said: I would never pay money to go see Coldplay but if you can't get behind Speed of Sound then you're kidding yourself.
July 17Jul 17 2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said: I’m sure if they had a do over they’d think this through and act cool/sly since 99.9% of us would think they’re an item. but the “gotcha” camera caught them unexpectedly out of a crowd of probably 65K people and the first thing they thought was “oh shit *ducks*
July 17Jul 17 7 minutes ago, ztejas said: I would never pay money to go see Coldplay but if you can't get behind Speed of Sound then you're kidding yourself. Yeah, but they were a bunch of assholes on that tour. Heard from a dude who was in the music business, briefly.
July 17Jul 17 3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said: Yeah, but they were a bunch of assholes on that tour. Heard from a dude who was in the music business, briefly. I assume they're assholes they play music for a living.
July 17Jul 17 2 minutes ago, ztejas said: I assume they're assholes they play music for a living. Or shit, maybe I'm the one out of my element here. Edited July 17Jul 17 by gofuckyourself stretch lebowski joke whiff
July 17Jul 17 10 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said: Yeah, but they were a bunch of assholes on that tour. Heard from a dude who was in the music business, briefly. Can you blame them? I'm sure they thought they'd be swimming in middle-aged dinner party piano rock pussy forever.
July 17Jul 17 14 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said: Yeah, but they were a bunch of assholes on that tour. Heard from a dude who was in the music business, briefly. He must've been a roadie for Metallica. Heard the same thing.
July 17Jul 17 1 minute ago, ABZ said: He must've been a roadie for Metallica. Heard the same thing. I heard Keith Moon got unruly a couple of times while staying at reputable hotel chains.
July 17Jul 17 7 minutes ago, aggie08 said: I'm sure they thought they'd be swimming in middle-aged dinner party piano rock pussy forever.
July 17Jul 17 3 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said: I’m sure if they had a do over they’d think this through and act cool/sly since 99.9% of us would think they’re an item. but the “gotcha” camera caught them unexpectedly out of a crowd of probably 65K people and the first thing they thought was “oh shit *ducks* If the dude raises his hands above his head and shouts “Wooo! Coldplay!” the cam moves on. But you have to be a legit sociopath to be capable of reacting like that in the middle of the “oh shit” moment. People are generally terrible at lying and pretending to do/feel something they aren’t doing or feeling. A handful of people in the world can pull it off up close and with cameras on and they have to rehearse and get paid tons of money.
July 17Jul 17 5 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said: If they had not acted so guilty, would anybody have ever known who they were? That was my thought, should have just grabbed her face and done a huge smooch hiding their faces and nobody would have noticed.
July 17Jul 17 1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said: Yeah, but they were a bunch of assholes on that tour. Heard from a dude who was in the music business, briefly.
July 17Jul 17 15 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said: lol only a fucking tech CEO could produce a statement like this. Holy shit, that 4th paragraph. Whatever pr firm reviewed that really sucks.
July 17Jul 17 I think it’s an awesome statement. No fucks given lol. Richers gonna rich. As long as it doesn’t end with some bs about “biblical divorce.” Edited July 17Jul 17 by 'stache
July 17Jul 17 1 hour ago, aggie08 said: Can you blame them? I'm sure they thought they'd be swimming in middle-aged dinner party piano rock pussy forever.
July 17Jul 17 28 minutes ago, Not a cat said: Holy shit, that 4th paragraph. Whatever pr firm reviewed that really sucks. Translation: sucks that I got caught, morals are for suckers, losers and democrats.
July 17Jul 17 Popular Post 37 minutes ago, Not a cat said: Holy shit, that 4th paragraph. Whatever pr firm reviewed that really sucks. "what should have been a private moment" -- at a Coldplay concert with 65,000 other people.
July 17Jul 17 54 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said: lol only a fucking tech CEO could produce a statement like this. "Oh no, the consequences of thine own actions! How dare you film me during my private affair around 60,000 concert goers!" 100% the first draft contained something about cancel culture in it.
July 18Jul 18 If I was on the board, I'd vote to can his ass tomorrow just for releasing that shitty excuse for an apology, or whatever it was. I wouldn't want the world to know how fucking stupid our CEO is. If they do decide to shitcan him, I wonder what clawback provisions, if any, his employment contract contains with regards to equity awards.
July 18Jul 18 1 hour ago, Not a cat said: Holy shit, that 4th paragraph. Whatever pr firm reviewed that really sucks. It was first posted on a twitter satire account, it is fake anyway.
July 18Jul 18 7 hours ago, Al Czervik said: About time for a ‘Please respect my privacy during these trying times’ tweet. Hello, new PR Fixer Dude of Surly
July 18Jul 18 7 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said: Do not ever fuck around at work. It can only end badly. I dated a co-worker. We just celebrated our 36th wedding anniversary, she’s hot as hell, has a heart of gold, and I out kicked my coverage by about three counties. It can work. Edited July 18Jul 18 by Dbeasy
July 18Jul 18 I thought it impossible for him to paint himself the victim in this situation, but clearly I underestimated him.
July 18Jul 18 28 minutes ago, Dbeasy said: I dated a co-worker. We just celebrated our 36th wedding anniversary, she’s hot as hell, has a heart of gold, and I out kicked my coverage by about three counties. It can work. I think he's referring to already married folk
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