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3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

This.  I have a gal who works for me that is pretty hot and even though she's married, I'd bet I could hit it.  But no way I consider that.  I honestly don't really understand having an emotional affair outside of the marriage.  I get wanting to fuck, but if you want romance with someone else, get a divorce.  Your marriage is over.

Same thing brother.....every day it seems. 

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3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

This.  I have a gal who works for me that is pretty hot and even though she's married, I'd bet I could hit it.  But no way I consider that.  I honestly don't really understand having an emotional affair outside of the marriage.  I get wanting to fuck, but if you want romance with someone else, get a divorce.  Your marriage is over.

The evidence would suggest you have already considered it. Just not acted on it. 

3 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

unwavering integrity = she will do whatever I tell her to do and knows when to shut her fucking mouth

Or open it. 

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22 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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So I guess her name is Trashcan? 

38 minutes ago, Blotto said:

The evidence would suggest you have already considered it. Just not acted on it. 

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57 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

Should be a fun day/weekend for the Astronomer Board of Directors. They seem pissed…

So apparently this chick was misidentified but still looked pretty damn guilty. I guess the hunt is on to figure out who she is…?

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1 minute ago, HiggyBaby said:

So apparently this chick was misidentified but still looked pretty damn guilty. I guess the hunt is on to figure out who she is…?

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Yeah that’s where the sleuthing and the Internet grossness comes in. But I guess if not her Alyssa has a doppelgänger for sure. Now her and this unidentified woman I do feel for. Ain’t none of our business who she is. But dang the resemblance is pretty uncanny. 

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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We need the Looch/Johnny Football version.

 

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3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

But dang the resemblance is pretty uncanny.

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Buncha katfids round here...

5 hours ago, immamac said:

Some of you would change your minds if it was you, it's funny, but wishing people you don't know ill is fucking weird. 

Your input into this exchange sounds guilty.     Just sayin'.

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

 

Should be a fun day/weekend for the Astronomer Board of Directors. They seem pissed…

You think the HR lady doesn’t spread it around?

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6 hours ago, Iceman said:

I keep laughing at Brisket's well described scenario above, if I was out in town  with another woman and saw one of my wife's friends, "Hey, could you be a peach and not mention this to your friend/ my wife?"

When I was working and living in Bangkok, my company's biggest client had a guy that lived in the condo across the hall from mine.  He got transferred so his unit was empty for a few months until the lease ran out.  An acquaintance of mine with the big client had a key to the place and would every now and then bring a sidepiece over and "use the facilities" for a few hours.  One day when I came back from work he and his sidepiece of the day were getting off the elevator; he knew I wouldn't snitch on him but a couple of weeks later we were going to be at some function and he was going to have his wife in tow.

A day before the function he calls me up and says, "Hey man, when we're at the function if my wife asks; vouch for me that you and I were playing golf together that day."  No problem, hoss.

Sure enough his wife comes up and starts a conversation.  In the middle of it she brings up the subject of our alleged golf game a few weeks earlier.  Like a good soldier, I tell her "Yep, we were golfing together.  And oh yeah, Steve... you still owe me $100 for that ass kicking I put on you that round."  Made him fork it over right there in front of her.

6 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Your input into this exchange sounds guilty.     Just sayin'.

What happens in the sex tent stays in the sex tent.

36 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Sure enough his wife comes up and starts a conversation.  In the middle of it she brings up the subject of our alleged golf game a few weeks earlier.  Like a good soldier, I tell her "Yep, we were golfing together.  And oh yeah, Steve... you still owe me $100 for that ass kicking I put on you that round."  Made him fork it over right there in front of her.

This move is Surly....

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8 hours ago, futureman said:

so that photo of her has gotta be from what, 20 years ago?

Biggest scandal in this whole scenario.  She should get dragged for that misrepresentation 

6 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

Maybe I'm out of the loop with how tech companies operate, but 8 C-level people seems like about 4-5 too many. And they don't even have a CFO listed, so that would be at least 9.

Old startup trick,  Big titles,  Lots of easily diluted and subordinate stock options, mid pay, no bonus.  

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Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and chief people officer Kristin Cabot have been put on leave pending an investigation, per a source familiar with the situation, as their employer has finally broken its own silence.

"Alyssa Stoddard was not at the event and no other employees were in the video. Andy Byron has not put out any statement, reports saying otherwise are all incorrect."

So no other employees were there and no statement. 

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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I negged this by holy shit errbody was cheating and I also wanted you to be able to neg back easily. I also laughed. Fuck you. Also hahaha

3 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

errbody was cheating

everybody on the astros?  yeah we know. 

7 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I negged this by holy shit errbody was cheating and I also wanted you to be able to neg back easily. I also laughed. Fuck you. Also hahaha

I don't need to neg for anything. Idgaf because the banner can never be taken away, but it'll always be funny. 

31 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Old startup trick,  Big titles,  Lots of easily diluted and subordinate stock options, mid pay, no bonus.  

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1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Catching strays all over

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@immamac is unamused 

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Me liking every post over the last day and a half.

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Obtained because a brave soul in Vancouver snuck into the US for the wifi

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yeah the investors are pissed…

So over/under on them both being fired before Monday? 

11 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

dude the entire internet is meme'ing this guy into the ground.  This isn't going to be some divorce case. yes we'll forget and move on in the next week or so but its still etched into our memories for eternity. 

 

If i brought this up to you 10 years from now "remember that affair caught at the Coldplay concert"..youd likely remember it...this guy has to deal with it probably every day from here on out especially if hes outted at his company and has to try landing on his feet somewhere. You dont think his new work environment is going to always think of him as the slimy affair guy at the colplay concert?

 

 

No way. In this day and age of quick form video, memes are a dime a dozen.  This will blow over in a week. 

Dude can have a long and prosperous career teaching typewriter maintenance at the Rocko Clubbo School for Women.

10 hours ago, 6th Street said:

I ran into Sam Ehlinger at the Coldplay show at Mile High a few weeks ago so this hits close to home.

I ran into his wife and a bunch of her friends in Orange Beach AL a few weeks ago. Had a blast hanging with a bunch Of Texas Exes on the gulf coast. CSB

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I love when the Internet finds a new meme to get behind and run it into the ground. SIAP

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If it’s a standard Silicon Valley style cookie cutter company, the board is probably in a rough spot. He will own a lot of stock, and since they’re VC backed, it’s unlikely they can repurchase it, even if they term him for cause. He has to gtfo, but you also can’t have a hostile stockholder with 20%+ of the shares. 

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4 hours ago, TheAuditor said:

Old startup trick,  Big titles,  Lots of easily diluted and subordinate stock options, mid pay, no bonus.  

I did a double take

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