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10 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

That's good advice.  I should have taken it about 15 years ago. Instead I started fucking the O.R. director at one of our surgery centers. 

The end could have been a lot worse.

LOL..... go on....

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2 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

LOL..... go on....

Gil banged.

1 hour ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

LOL..... go on....

Really not a big deal.  I was the #2 man at the company, the #1 guy and I interviewed her together and immediately hired her. 

That night we were discussing her, and #1 says "she's hot...you should try to fuck her".  We laughed.  Yada yada yada, we all went to a conference, drinks were had, and I fucked her, and it evolved into a full-blown relationship, and it was really great, until it wasn't.  The working together part never really became an issue, except she resented that she wasn't as involved with the business as I, naturally, was.   At night, she'd want to talk about business shit and I wanted to forget about it. 

 

EDIT: we lived together for a couple of years, went out separate ways, and we're still friendly (but not close) 13 or so years later.  We would probably still see each other occasionally for a drink or coffee or something, but current GF isn't cool with that.  She's fine with me seeing my female friends, except for the ones that I fucked. 

 

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25 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

LOL..... go on....

Gil had no idea how big a bat that guy was swinging

Very wealthy ex-wife is now on the open market.  Could be time for Gil to step up to the plate and take another swing.

Interesting thought from my wife had not seen here. 
 

If those two had just kissed is this even out there?

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Interesting thought from my wife had not seen here. 
 

If those two had just kissed is this even out there?

Nope.

19 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Interesting thought from my wife had not seen here. 
 

If those two had just kissed is this even out there?

No. We've psycho is going to post a cell phone video of an old couple making out on kiss cam to their social media? 

BUT, chances are around 60,000 locals, someone in the audience would have recognized one of them and known that the other person isn't their spouse. So they were probably fucked regardless. But it wouldn't have been a viral fucking.

On 7/18/2025 at 11:25 AM, Bill Brasky said:

this is her:

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I am going to spend the afternoon Seeing Around Corners, may Build Some People Functions if I have time left over.

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

That's good advice.  I should have taken it about 15 years ago. Instead I started fucking the O.R. director at one of our surgery centers. 

The end could have been a lot worse.

I fucked a summer associate and it ended up costing me half my shit.  Of course, that's because I married her.  Live and learn.

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Right out of college I had a job working at a pickle factory. I got fired for getting caught sticking my finger in the pickle slicer.  I got fired. She got fired. It was a bad deal. 

10 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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America is equal parts awesome and doomed to collapse.

14 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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That would be pretty amazing because he doesn't have a daughter (two sons).

4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

True. I see “No Swimming Allowed” signs as an opportunity. People need to think outside of the box, Following the rules and heeding bans is for sheep. 

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While Nicole’s religious beliefs are not of the mainstream, I for one I am not going to theology-shame her for doing what she thinks is in the best interest of a person’s eternal soul.

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I guess we’ll expect this in the pop culture year end reviews…

 

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54 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

That would be pretty amazing because he doesn't have a daughter (two sons).

He might have a daughter with a previous side piece.

Thought I had this afternoon: would this have gone super-viral if it had happened at any other concert? How much does being at a Coldplay concert impact this meme? This thread currently has 422 posts. Over/under 250 posts if this had happened at some other random concert/sporting event (assuming imma still has his ridiculous white-knighting posts)?

6 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

It is amazing to me all of the wild childs I knew in my youth who are now very judgmental, prudish old people -   disapproving of people doing the same things they used to enjoy doing themselves - all while feigning absolute amnesia about things they did when they were younger. Sad. Bigly.   

See also Generation, Baby Boomer.  

8 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I've only had the chance to go backstage twice.  ZZ Top and Parliament Funkadelic, both over 25 years ago.  Has nothing to do with this thread, but wanted to humblebrag a little.

I got to go backstage for Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers and/or Mudcrutch several times, as my older brother was a friend of Tom’s and they both shared early 1970s Gainesville shenanigans.  I only saw them a couple times before they left Gainesville in 1973 - I think.   But they were generous with their time when we saw them.   This was long after they had settled down as married men and fathers, and not actively rounding up groupies.  Which was unfortunate.

All I got. 
 

35 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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hey thanks guy, I missed this the first nine times it was posted. 

5 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

She's fine with me seeing my female friends, except for the ones that I fucked. 

 

What about the male friends you fucked?

What about the male friends you fucked?

She’s fine with that, so no worries, you and Gil can meet for beers.
3 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

That would be pretty amazing because he doesn't have a daughter (two sons).

I wanted to believe.

4 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

That would be pretty amazing because he doesn't have a daughter (two sons).

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13 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Right out of college I had a job working at a pickle factory. I got fired for getting caught sticking my finger in the pickle slicer.  I got fired. She got fired. It was a bad deal

A bad dill?

It's funny as hell. But the reason general counsels hate the scenario is not just because she can say "I was afraid to break it off, because of retribution." It's scary because evey happily married person who *didn't* get a huge raise/promotion can allege they would have, if only they were sleeping with the boss. So the individuals that have the company over the barrel isn't just that one person, its virtually everyone. Corporate doesn't care if the line cook is fucking the waitress. But when its a boss, its a problem.

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After reading this thread, I’m so glad I don’t own a website that’s ever put anyone on blast to hurt someone.

I’m also glad that none of us have participated in any malicious acts towards others like creating mugshot threads or even done tournaments with mugshots or anything like that.

Again, so glad to see we’re all above that type of stuff.

16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


She’s fine with that, so no worries, you and Gil can meet for beers.

*meat

After reading this thread, I’m so glad I don’t own a website that’s ever put anyone on blast to hurt someone.
I’m also glad that none of us have participated in any malicious acts towards others like creating mugshot threads or even done tournaments with mugshots or anything like that.
Again, so glad to see we’re all above that type of stuff.

Sounds like hornfans.com is your cup of tea.

Sounds like hornfans.com is your cup of tea.

He’s free to leave Surly and start his own website. He has our blessing.
7 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

After reading this thread, I’m so glad I don’t own a website that’s ever put anyone on blast to hurt someone.

I’m also glad that none of us have participated in any malicious acts towards others like creating mugshot threads or even done tournaments with mugshots or anything like that.

Again, so glad to see we’re all above that type of stuff.

Different for a private board not indexed and no algorithm feed for those things. 

Mugshot thread is linked public information, and when those links die so does everything else. I also respond to legal requests in that thread for removal, very frequently.

There are only a few times the board has gone further into real life on people (figurelli) and those reasons were pretty clear and obvious why there was outreach to employers etc.

We have always moderated with consideration against putting people on blast, doxxing, etc. Obviously in boards that are non public, non indexed and only a certain population of the registered user pool are moderated a bit differently when it comes to things like that. 

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“Going to a Coldplay concert is how he got caught”

“Howie got caught?”

“No. Howie was at home with his wife and he’s fine”

“Andy’s fine?”

“No, Andy was the CEO, but he quit”

“Buddy quit?”

8 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

After reading this thread, I’m so glad I don’t own a website that’s ever put anyone on blast to hurt someone.

I’m also glad that none of us have participated in any malicious acts towards others like creating mugshot threads or even done tournaments with mugshots or anything like that.

Again, so glad to see we’re all above that type of stuff.

#teamIdleman forever!

4 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

“Going to a Coldplay concert is how he got caught”

“Howie got caught?”

“No. Howie was at home with his wife and he’s fine”

“Andy’s fine?”

“No, Andy was the CEO, but he quit”

“Buddy quit?”

Naturally!

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