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Went this morning... so yep. HEB on Brodie rearranged the whole fucking store. 

Picked up a couple of pints of their new, premium ice cream (It was open) last week. Both were solid, on par with Ben & Jerry's, etc...Would recommend.

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  • 8 months later...

HEB was opened this morning, but wouldn't sell me any beer!  WTF?  They said it was too early, WTF?

35 minutes ago, Horn_Spanker said:

HEB was opened this morning, but wouldn't sell me any beer!  WTF?  They said it was too early, WTF?

7:00 am is the start time

Needs to be a rule on any HEB threads that are required to have a Samantha Weaner update. 

On 3/25/2018 at 10:29 AM, Hollywood said:

Went this morning... so yep. HEB on Brodie rearranged the whole fucking store. 

I fucking hate it.

  • 2 weeks later...

New Year's Day is a great time to shop at HEB. Smallest shopping crowd I've seen, probably ever. Definitely smallest crowd of the year.

 

Edited by DougO

Open, but out of what HEB"s 'Find it' website claimed that particular store had.  Again.  Repeatedly.  "Oh, we haven't had that since Christmas."

Let's be honest, HEB has slipped into overrated status.  Too many stores with a lousy selection.  Have to watch expiration dates like a hawk, I seem to find a lot more out of date items on the shelf than at Krogers and Randalls.  Unlike those two, they rarely mark stuff down when it nears expiration, so often have to reach back into their packaged veggies that should be good for a week or more because they've put stuff with only a day left in front.  Their whole chickens often don't have much flavor because some stores seem to skimp on flavoring.  Can't ever seem to find a store with Adobado chips these days.  Always out of the stuff the coupon says you get free if you buy X.  Yada yada yada, bitch bitch bitch....

Edited by clapclapclap
But the new chip bags are cool, I guess

2 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Open, but out of what HEB"s 'Find it' website claimed that particular store had.  Again.  Repeatedly.  "Oh, we haven't had that since Christmas."

Let's be honest, HEB has slipped into overrated status.  Too many stores with a lousy selection.  Have to watch expiration dates like a hawk, I seem to find a lot more out of date items on the shelf than at Krogers and Randalls.  Unlike those two, they rarely mark stuff down when it nears expiration, so often have to reach back into their packaged veggies that should be good for a week or more because they've put stuff with only a day left in front.  Their whole chickens often don't have much flavor because some stores seem to skimp on flavoring.  Can't ever seem to find a store with Adobado chips these days.  Always out of the stuff the coupon says you get free if you buy X.  Yada yada yada, bitch bitch bitch....

Can’t believe your store is really that bad. You wanna see a fucked up store?  Come to Lufkin. 

16 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Never had any of the issues you described.

Well if you'd ever actually buy your own Grey Poupon....

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HEB was open this past Saturday however the business office wasn't open because their "bookkeeper" was a no-show. WTF? The whole operation revolves around this one person apparently. No, we can't sell stamps. No, we can't make change. Nope, nope, nope. Fuck you, when they do show up please fire their ass.

On 1/1/2019 at 1:36 PM, DougO said:

New Year's Day is a great time to shop at HEB. Smallest shopping crowd I've seen, probably ever. Definitely smallest crowd of the year.

 

Where was this at? I went by one around 3PM and it was ass to ankles crowded.

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

Where was this at? I went by one around 3PM and it was ass to ankles crowded.

Probably about 11:30ish in the AM. I guess people were still too hungover to get out that early.

4 hours ago, El Diablo said:

HEB was open this past Saturday however the business office wasn't open because their "bookkeeper" was a no-show. WTF? The whole operation revolves around this one person apparently. No, we can't sell stamps. No, we can't make change. Nope, nope, nope. Fuck you, when they do show up please fire their ass.

So when they are open they’re not really open, is that it? 

On 1/1/2019 at 6:12 PM, clapclapclap said:

Open, but out of what HEB"s 'Find it' website claimed that particular store had.  Again.  Repeatedly.  "Oh, we haven't had that since Christmas."

Let's be honest, HEB has slipped into overrated status.  Too many stores with a lousy selection.  Have to watch expiration dates like a hawk, I seem to find a lot more out of date items on the shelf than at Krogers and Randalls.  Unlike those two, they rarely mark stuff down when it nears expiration, so often have to reach back into their packaged veggies that should be good for a week or more because they've put stuff with only a day left in front.  Their whole chickens often don't have much flavor because some stores seem to skimp on flavoring.  Can't ever seem to find a store with Adobado chips these days.  Always out of the stuff the coupon says you get free if you buy X.  Yada yada yada, bitch bitch bitch....

I'm just here to say "Fuck Randalls!"

  • 2 years later...

just went to the HEB at burnet/2222 and an employee ran up to my truck and hurriedly told me “hey we’re closing early!” and then ran off back into the store.

so, no. at least one HEB is not open at 7pm on a saturday. 

just went to the HEB at burnet/2222 and an employee ran up to my truck and hurriedly told me “hey we’re closing early!” and then ran off back into the store.
so, no. at least one HEB is not open at 7pm on a saturday. 

Took them 35 minutes to bring my curbside order at 5:30. Said they were having computer issues. A transformer blew up
On burnet. Maybe that was related.
35 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


Took them 35 minutes to bring my curbside order at 5:30. Said they were having computer issues. A transformer blew up
On burnet. Maybe that was related.

yeah they must’ve fixed it. I just drove by and it was hopping. 

Edited by futureman

  • 5 weeks later...

Red Alert: HEB closed in Austin. I repeat, HEB closed in Austin. Commence panic 

Heard from someone that some HEBs might be opening to first responders before general public. Anyone know about this?

Wal-Mart was closed today in my hometown in Texas according to my mother. HEB, however, was open for business. They had a wait, but my brother was able to get what he needed for the family. I was down there last month and had not been in an HEB in almost six years. I walked around the store for awhile just to remember how good they are. They put a Wegman’s in Brooklyn and while it is cool I would still gladly take an HEB every single day of the week.

Edited by UpperWestside

  • 6 months later...
18 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Hmm, not good, but still better than than shopping at Kroger like those losers in Dallas. 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

23 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

They have a fully stocked horse paste aisle, right next to the aisle with Jimbo-shaped butt plugs. 

  • 1 year later...
On 2/15/2021 at 3:44 PM, Coach pop a bitch said:

Heb line in San Antonio guilbeau 

 

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I’ve shopped there 

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