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It's just time.  I wanted to wait until after the tcu game, but that was me trying to be too perfect.

Yep fuck him, fire him, be gone douche.

 

If a coach takes biggest stride into season two and a team takes its biggest stride into game 2 then we just strided into the deep abyss of suck.

  • 5 years later...

Holy shit I just looked at Herman’s staff at FAU and it’s ass my dude. 

5 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Tom does not look well.  

Honestly I think he looks better than the last couple years. He gained back some weight and looks like he hit the gym a bit. He was getting seriously cokehead skinny.

  • 2 months later...
On 8/30/2024 at 6:55 PM, Dbeasy said:

Holy shit I just looked at Herman’s staff at FAU and it’s ass my dude. 

Yeah, that checks out

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Mmmmm. Michelle.

 

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She dug those nails in….” Don’t fuck this up, Tom!”

 

 

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Anybody on a short-term future flight with the Hermans will probably want to pay special attention to what's going on at the doors.  

4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

What was that all about?

Probably something to do with Herman being a bitch ass loser 

18 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

What was that all about?

Herman called an onside kick at the end of their blowout win last year. Other coach went for two at the end of his blowout win this year

On 8/30/2024 at 4:55 PM, Dbeasy said:

Holy shit I just looked at Herman’s staff at FAU and it’s ass my dude. 

Just like it was here.

I have no idea what happened or was said, but I am 100% certain the other guy was right and Tom Herman should apologize to everyone.

5 hours ago, Helobious said:

Herman called an onside kick at the end of their blowout win last year. Other coach went for two at the end of his blowout win this year

So both coaches are babies?

Holy fuck FAU is bad. 2-6 and some of the 6 aren't pretty against a dogshit schedule. 

He just needs his loser butt-buddy Casey back. Surely they can get him a 14th year of eligibility.

Tom Herman really fucking sucks

Edited by Sejjr

7 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

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Mmmmm. Michelle.

 

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She dug those nails in….” Don’t fuck this up, Tom!”

 

 

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I wrote this in the other thread but I think Michelle is abusive as fuck. That’s why Herman liked to play mind games with the team like burning their food because he didn’t have any power at home. 

  • 3 weeks later...
On 8/30/2024 at 7:34 PM, texifornia said:

Honestly I think he looks better than the last couple years. He gained back some weight and looks like he hit the gym a bit. He was getting seriously cokehead skinny.

I'm about 90% sure I walked in on Tom Herman doing coke in the bathroom of a West Des Moines sports bar when he was ISU's OC.

Edited by Al_4_ISU

15 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I'm about 90% sure I walked in on Tom Herman doing coke in the bathroom of a West Des Moines sports bar when he was ISU's OC.

Go on! 

9 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Go on! 

I mean, that's about the extent of it.  There used to be this big Signing Day party at the Keg Stand (bar in WDM) during the Rhoads era that was put on by an ISU fansite.  The coaching staff would take a party bus down from Ames, and everyone was clearly having a good time.  We were all having a good time.

A few hours into the event, I walk into the bathroom to take a leak and I immediately hear the unmistakable sound of someone aggressively inhaling through one nostril whilst the other is plugged.  Toilet door flies open and Herman comes flying out of the stall and quickly yells "WHOOO" before slamming the door to the bathroom on his way back into the party.

I finish my piss and act like nothing happened.

Edited by Al_4_ISU

1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I mean, that's about the extent of it.  There used to be this big Signing Day party at the Keg Stand (bar in WDM) during the Rhoads era that was put on by an ISU fansite.  The coaching staff would take a party bus down from Ames, and everyone was clearly having a good time.  We were all having a good time.

A few hours into the event, I walk into the bathroom to take a leak and I immediately hear the sound of someone aggressively inhaling through one nostril whilst the other is plugged.  Toilet door flies open and Herman comes flying out of the stall and quickly yells "WHOOO" before slamming the door to the bathroom on his way back into the party.

I finish my piss and act like nothing happened.

So he wasn't doing the lines off a co-ed or his future(?) wife's ass?

Dammit, make some shit up. It's the internet for crying out loud.

Edited by BurntEyes

8 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

So he wasn't doing the lines off a co-ed or his future(?) wife's ass?

Dammit, make some shit up. It's the internet for crying out loud.

Not that night.  I don't think his wife was there, and this type of event was always a sausage fest for the most part.

There were always stories that he paid for a cheerleader's abortion and shit like that.

17 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I mean, that's about the extent of it.  There used to be this big Signing Day party at the Keg Stand (bar in WDM) during the Rhoads era that was put on by an ISU fansite.  The coaching staff would take a party bus down from Ames, and everyone was clearly having a good time.  We were all having a good time.

A few hours into the event, I walk into the bathroom to take a leak and I immediately hear the unmistakable sound of someone aggressively inhaling through one nostril whilst the other is plugged.  Toilet door flies open and Herman comes flying out of the stall and quickly yells "WHOOO" before slamming the door to the bathroom on his way back into the party.

I finish my piss and act like nothing happened.

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