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#551

I always go by the old saying, do not ever take points off the board.  Let's see what happens now. 

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Just now, Macklemore said:

I’m having a hard time staying awake watching this crap.

That’s the crappy thing, it’s not even entertaining.  I flipped over to Philly and LA and forgot to go back to Houston for a few minutes.

#553

and the Jags almost paid for that!  right over the top of the upright....six inches to the right and would have been no good. 

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#556
Nick Caley is the worst play caller I have EVER SEEN @HoustonTexans and I have seen some doozies

Worse than Pep and Tim Kelly 

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Those of us watching this entire Texans/Jaguars game...we'll share a bond forever, forged by a shared suffering. We should come up with a secret handshake or gesture. The wanking off motion seems appropriate.

 

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#566
The Texans have failed CJ Stroud on too many levels.Trade your Pro Bowl LT, don’t replace him in free agency, then pass on taking a tackle early while drafting a WR (that you DON'T EVEN PLAY). Eresry is struggling (not his fault), he was put in a bad spot.On top of that, you…

 

#567

It’s ridiculous how they have mismanaged the offensive line. This is just ugly

#570

Remember that game from our first year where we gained like 60 yards and beat the Steelers?

#573

The Texans’ patron saint is Trevor Lawrence. Looks like an ugly woman, plays like an angel.

The CBS color commentator has spent the entire game verbally blowing Jourdan Lewis and Nico just out his ass on the grill. 

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Just now, David Dennison said:

The Astros don't suck. 

Well currently 

#594
On 9/7/2025 at 6:20 PM, yoladu said:

8-9

all the loses by one score or less. 

that's 3 so far 

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#595

Marks was there in the flat for at least 10 yard gain. Fuck this team 

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#598

Every time I try to get into the Texans (as a backup to the Cowboys) they shit the bed so hard. Time to change the mattress again.

 

#599
21 minutes ago, yoladu said:

that's 3 so far 

You be accurate on one part of that prediction. I fear you may be off on the other. 

#600
2 minutes ago, Bert Orange said:

You be accurate on one part of that prediction. I fear you may be off on the other. 

yeah, 8-9 is looking optimistic at this point.. 

would have to go 8-6 the rest of the way.

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