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I always go by the old saying, do not ever take points off the board.  Let's see what happens now. 

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Just now, Macklemore said:

I’m having a hard time staying awake watching this crap.

That’s the crappy thing, it’s not even entertaining.  I flipped over to Philly and LA and forgot to go back to Houston for a few minutes.

and the Jags almost paid for that!  right over the top of the upright....six inches to the right and would have been no good. 

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The only pass route that works is 5 yard wheel route to Schultz

It’s ridiculous how they have mismanaged the offensive line. This is just ugly

Remember that game from our first year where we gained like 60 yards and beat the Steelers?

17 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Can’t throw that pick there. Game over 

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Called the touchdown play they should do that more often

The Texans’ patron saint is Trevor Lawrence. Looks like an ugly woman, plays like an angel.

The CBS color commentator has spent the entire game verbally blowing Jourdan Lewis and Nico just out his ass on the grill. 

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Let’s get a TD here and win the fucking game 

Stench of desperation from Jacksonville 

We should relegate the Texans to the UFL and give the Roughnecks a chance

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Lawrence about to call game

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1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

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Texans suck

Astros suck

Fuck

Just now, David Dennison said:

The Astros don't suck. 

Well currently 

On 9/7/2025 at 6:20 PM, yoladu said:

8-9

all the loses by one score or less. 

that's 3 so far 

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Marks was there in the flat for at least 10 yard gain. Fuck this team 

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Every time I try to get into the Texans (as a backup to the Cowboys) they shit the bed so hard. Time to change the mattress again.

 

21 minutes ago, yoladu said:

that's 3 so far 

You be accurate on one part of that prediction. I fear you may be off on the other. 

2 minutes ago, Bert Orange said:

You be accurate on one part of that prediction. I fear you may be off on the other. 

yeah, 8-9 is looking optimistic at this point.. 

would have to go 8-6 the rest of the way.

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