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Offense finally waking up. Caley finally trying to stretch the field 

5 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Are the Texans showing signs of life or are the Titans just a really shitty team?

Yes.

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Woody’s explosiveness in the pass game shown on that 3rd and long 

9 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Are the Texans showing signs of life or are the Titans just a really shitty team?

Titans are terrible...  but yes Texans showing some life  😎

4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Tyrus Howard sucks. 2 holding penalties 

Tyrus, Tytus, whatever it takes.

I must say, I am happy to see Ward looking so bad so far this season. Not sure what the worst #1 overall pick is of all time, but he's going to have a sub 30 QBR for the season if this game keeps going this poorly. It's only 4 games, but most of his passing yards and 1 of his 2 TDs have come in garbage time. Dude has had several poor throws that weren't due to pressure, just bad form, footwork and release. Looks like a college QB who needs a ton of work to be mildly successful. 

When you're 0 and 3 and you get trounced by an 0 and 3 team, you have a seriously fucked up organization. Not too early to focus on that number one draft pick. 

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

I must say, I am happy to see Ward looking so bad so far this season. Not sure what the worst #1 overall pick is of all time, but he's going to have a sub 30 QBR for the season if this game keeps going this poorly. It's only 4 games, but most of his passing yards and 1 of his 2 TDs have come in garbage time. Dude has had several poor throws that weren't due to pressure, just bad form, footwork and release. Looks like a college QB who needs a ton of work to be mildly successful. 

Jamarcus Russell says “Hi”.

In any case, having a blowout win might give these guys a taste of what it feels like to dominate someone, and maybe a little extra incentive to beat the fuck out of some upcoming opponents.

Woody Marks should be RB1 going forward, dude has way better vision, strength and agility than Chubb. 

Stroud has been better this game, at least he's getting passes completed. I think a lot of it has to do with Tennessee being ass, and less to do with any internal changes. He may be fools gold after all, but I hope they can adjust and put him in better position to make plays and really earn that second contract. 

16 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

When you're 0 and 3 and you get trounced by an 0 and 3 team, you have a seriously fucked up organization. Not too early to focus on that number one draft pick. 

Couldn’t happen to a more deserving franchise

Assuming the Titans have OL worth a shit, we should trade some draft picks for them. 

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1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Assuming the Titans have OL worth a shit, we should trade some draft picks for them. 

Why? Their OL is worse than ours.

10 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Why? Their OL is worse than ours.

I haven’t been  able to watch any games this year but aren’t  JC Lanthan and Peter Skoronski decent? 

We have six picks in the first four rounds next year; at least half of those should be OL if not four of them. 
 

Ertesy looked a lot better today, I think he’ll be fine with more experience…

Good win, but we’ll be 1-4 this time next Sunday. The Ravens are extremely desperate too at 1-3. 
 

I know Goodell would push his own mother into traffic to appease TV, but I think they need to look at front loading these schedules. 

Watching the Ravens-Chiefs and Baltimore is really beat up.  Missing six defensive starters, their starting offensive LT (Ronnie Stanley), and Lamar Jackson left the game with a hamstring.  The last time we beat Baltimore was 2014.  At some point, we have to beat these guys again.  Like next Sunday.

Got the same record as the Ravens

 

but that was a horrible looking 26-0 win 

11 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Got the same record as the Ravens

 

but that was a horrible looking 26-0 win 

It was a horrible looking first half but a 2023 looking 2nd half. Realize Tennessee sucks but some encouraging signs.

Love Marks’ two-way capabilities and goddam what a pick Kamari Lassiter has turned out to be. Might be the best CB combo in the league…

Seemingly half of Baltimore's starters weren't playing about halfway through the KC game due to injuries, including Lamar leaving with a hammy

Obviously his status is a major deal, but that of Ronnie Stanley and Nate Wiggins is too

"Hamstring"

LJ bitchquit because they were getting buttfucked and had no shot of winning. 

18 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Woody’s explosiveness in the pass game shown on that 3rd and long 

He's the best back on the roster right now. Real 3 down back that is not afraid to get physical on blitz pickup.

24 minutes ago, Fud said:

Seemingly half of Baltimore's starters weren't playing about halfway through the KC game due to injuries, including Lamar leaving with a hammy

Obviously his status is a major deal, but that of Ronnie Stanley and Nate Wiggins is too

 

24 minutes ago, Js1 said:

"Hamstring"

LJ bitchquit because they were getting buttfucked and had no shot of winning. 

We'll find out if he's practicing early in the week 

That’s just adding $$$ to apply to Will Anderson’s extension and cementing the commitment to Ersery at LT. 100% approve…

On 9/28/2025 at 4:57 PM, Ignatius said:

We have six picks in the first four rounds next year; at least half of those should be OL if not four of them. 
 

Ertesy looked a lot better today, I think he’ll be fine with more experience…

Not so fast, first 3-4 picks are needed to finish out the Texans defense depth and then take another developmental quarterback who played in the SEC or the Big 10 and then focus on the offensive line. 

With Lamar’s and other injury news, Sunday’s line has moved from Ravens -7 to Texans -2.5. What a great betting opportunity that would have been. 

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That is a play I’ll remember for a long time, I knew it as soon as I saw it. CJ had zero chance to do anything.

Lamar officially out Sunday. It’s non-impactful to his career so I’m making the ruling that it’s OK to be happy about this….

5 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

So, you’re saying there’s a chance?

 

1 minute ago, Harrison Stafford said:

And, the Texans have now become a 1.5 point favorite.

Opened at Ravens -7

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It would be huge to somehow go into the bye week at 2-3 after the dogshit start to this year. This team has huge issues, but I’m hoping to still have a reason to give a fuck after the first week of October….

The Ravens have 6 pro bowlers on their inactive list and another on the IL. If the Texans can’t win today, some heads needs to roll

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JJ calling the game, has he done that yet for Houston?

38 minutes ago, tx ind said:

JJ calling the game, has he done that yet for Houston?

First time.

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