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2 hours ago, The Earl of Texas said:

This seems like one of those dumb NFL games where we get dominated throughout then somehow pull out some miserable win late because the NFL is a total crapshoot 

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entertaining!

not something usually i associate with Houston Texans football.

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Who doesn’t love a thicc six walkoff!

my fantasy team does!

Don't think it's overly dramatic to say that was a make or break game. 4-5 instead of 3-6 and 2-1 in division instead of 1-2. I'd imagine playoff chances are drastically different.

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Watched the 2nd half of the game on my flight back to Atlanta; when Mills started rolling left I apparently let out an audible ‘fucking run it!’ to the amusement of the old lady next to me…

1 hour ago, Harrison Stafford said:

There is a God.

Wait a minute, are Bill O'Brien, Jeff Pasan, Drayton McClain, and Mike Greenberg still alive?

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

I take it all back.

I stand corrected and I too take it all back. Unfortunately, I didn't see the second half, but obviously what happened was that the QB i badmouthed got a half worth of actual playing time and suddenly remembered what it's like to play football. Go figure. Guess everyone needs a little practice (are you listening, Jerry). I'm definitely ordering my SB tickets and plan to be in the audience when they name Mills MVP.

(Kinda liked what I saw out of the D in the first half, just didn't expect them to win the game in OT - which is what I think happened)

Good win, Nick still needs to be gone, Ryans' wings need to be clipped on personnel decisions, and not really tied to Caley.

 

The OLine has been playing a lot better, and today was without two starters. I’d still draft at least 3 with those 6 picks in the first four rounds next year, but good to see improvement…

I have a recurring nightmare where I mispronounce Danielle Hunter's name and he murders Trevor Lawrence in front of me. It's pretty rough. 

1 hour ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Don't think it's overly dramatic to say that was a make or break game. 4-5 instead of 3-6 and 2-1 in division instead of 1-2. I'd imagine playoff chances are drastically different.

Honestly, how would the Texans actually make it in if the Colts keep kicking ass?

I don’t see how they get a wildcard spot.

1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

The OLine has been playing a lot better, and today was without two starters. I’d still draft at least 3 with those 6 picks in the first four rounds next year, but good to see improvement…

Just don’t get cute and trade back. Take a franchise OL in the first round. 

6 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Honestly, how would the Texans actually make it in if the Colts keep kicking ass?

I don’t see how they get a wildcard spot.

The Jaguars are currently the last in.The Texans are 2 back. There’s a path. 

3 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Davis Mills needs to go, too.

Keep talking shit about Mills!

2 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

There is a God.

 

1 hour ago, PGFrog said:

Wait a minute, are Bill O'Brien, Jeff Pasan, Drayton McClain, and Mike Greenberg still alive?

The horrible people just keep on going. It’s like they’re fueled by spreading misery.

I mean cool win today but id rather bottom out at this point and get a top 1-5 pick in the draft. Maybe fire everyone too because this team isn’t winning shit.

47 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I mean cool win today but id rather bottom out at this point and get a top 1-5 pick in the draft. Maybe fire everyone too because this team isn’t winning shit.

Maybe. The Eagles just won a Super Bowl with a dominate defense and a great RB. Hurts is above average game manager. There’s a blueprint. 

Titans this week then the Texans would be lucky to win 1 of the next 3 games (Bills, Colts, Chiefs).

This morning was the first time this year I've looked at pointless early mock drafts. It's infuriating seeing the Rams hold the Falcons' top 10 pick.

Rams trade #26 pick with a 3rd rounder to ATL for #46, 7th rounder and 2026 1st rounder.

We traded #25 to NYG for #34, a late 3rd, and 2026 3rd rounder. The 2026 Giants' 1st rounder is currently #2/3 pick...

2 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Titans this week then the Texans would be lucky to win 1 of the next 3 games (Bills, Colts, Chiefs).

Yeah they’re losing on the road to the Chiefs. KC is a black hole. 
 

Need to split with the Colts.

Bills are at home. Thank goodness. 

22 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Yeah they’re losing on the road to the Chiefs. KC is a black hole. 
 

Need to split with the Colts.

Bills are at home. Thank goodness. 

Yeah, Miami just embarrassed the Bills on the road, You never know in the NFL. Our defense should be able to keep us in almost every game. If the OC would just go to shotgun spread concepts as the base offense, then we might not need 26 points in the 4Q to win games.

Just now, Harrison Stafford said:

Brian Daboll fired by the Giants.  Hire him as the OC.  

Bad idea. CJ just had a concussion.

38 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Brian Daboll fired by the Giants.  Hire him as the OC.  

Can he play offensive line?  

Love when the defense never sees the screen pass coming on 3rd & 13.

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You can’t take a sack there idiot Mills.
I hate this offense and coaching staff.

stadium pa played war pigs on salute to service day.

What an awful weekend of football it has been

 

Edit: titans fuck up the kickoff

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