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Amazing win + the Colts completely blew up their future to get Sauce who left the game early. They don’t have the picks to get another QB. 

Looking good with the HTHs over Buffalo and Baltimore. If we can sweep Indy, that would mean 5-1 in the division which put us ahead of Jacksonville as well.

They’re going to win 9. That might not be enough, but they only need to go 1-2 against the Chiefs, Chargers, and Colts to most likely get in with 10. 

19 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Amazing win + the Colts completely blew up their future to get Sauce who left the game early. They don’t have the picks to get another QB. 

Not sure if anyone in Indy wants Ballard to draft another quarterback after the Richardson fiasco.

21 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Looking good with the HTHs over Buffalo and Baltimore. If we can sweep Indy, that would mean 5-1 in the division which put us ahead of Jacksonville as well.

Jacksonville still just has one division loss too, though they still play the Colts twice (including next weekend). Win over KC next week would be huge with 3 of the last 4 in Houston…

Really good win but KC is to Houston what Houston is to Buffalo. I have my doubts next week

25 minutes ago, msbesq said:

what Houston is to Buffalo.

Something about titty bars and chicken wings?

With this Pittsburgh loss, as of right now, the Texans are in the playoffs as the 7th seed. 

33 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

With this Pittsburgh loss, as of right now, the Texans are in the playoffs as the 7th seed. 

Nm. I was wrong about that.

That was an ugly game. Refs were terrible, both ways.

But, we beat a division opponent to go to 3-1 in division and we're 7-2 in last 9, pretty fucking good.

Win was sweet and seeing CJ back was awesome, but the amount of bitching the Colts fans have exuded after their third straight loss has brought me true joy. What good is going 8-1 if you ended up here, now, in complete misery?! Muahahahaha

Also, Daniel Jones is a little bitch whether he has a broken leg or vagina or whatever. No excuses.

So much CJ hate during the game for a guy who hadn't seen the field in nearly a month. I see a surefire franchise guy that can pick apart any defense in the league if you protect him.

^^^
The OL has improved significantly in the last handful of games. 

3 hours ago, APMP said:

So much CJ hate during the game for a guy who hadn't seen the field in nearly a month. I see a surefire franchise guy that can pick apart any defense in the league if you protect him.

I still feel good about him long-term.

5 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

^^^
The OL has improved significantly in the last handful of games. 

Not the running game. It sucks they have to throw the ball or get creative with a running play inside the 5.

Tim Settle done for the year.

Losing Settle sucks. Besides OL, we really need a 2 down run stuffer inside. This defense as good as it is, can still be had in run game, especially with Demeco's love of FGs over everything else.

Yeah that’s a blow; we don’t have any superstars on the interior DL but they collectively make a lot of plays and he’s our best one. At least this is one position where we have some quality depth, but still a big loss..

Watching the Dallas/Detroit game. That's how you run the ball in the red zone if you are Detroit

Watching the Dallas/Detroit game. That's how you run the ball in the red zone if you are Detroit

Texans just need to add 2-3 all-pro offensive linemen.
2 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


Texans just need to add 2-3 all-pro offensive linemen.

Face Palm Reaction GIF by wade.photo

It's that easy! 

18 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Losing Settle sucks. Besides OL, we really need a 2 down run stuffer inside. This defense as good as it is, can still be had in run game, especially with Demeco's love of FGs over everything else.

Not to worry,  Texans will use their first two draft picks in the upcoming draft on defensive tackles to address this issue. 

Smoke signals indicating that Kamari will give it a go tonight. Chief’s OL is in shambles. Time for the D to feast

Lassiter is playing. Berrios is having a rough few weeks. Healthy inactive again and his hot girlfriend dumped him. 

 

KC is beatable but it's gonna take near-perfect efficiency in the red zone from the offense to knock this Chiefs team off in Arrowhead. They are desperate and dangerous and will get all the calls of course. Not to mention Andy Reid owning the opposing HOU sideline like stolen bitcoin. 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Isn't more of a must win for KC?

it is but the Texans playoff chances take a big hit as well with a loss. Definitely more must-y for KC though. 

On 12/2/2025 at 5:35 AM, APMP said:

So much CJ hate during the game for a guy who hadn't seen the field in nearly a month. I see a surefire franchise guy that can pick apart any defense in the league if you protect him.

Mills should starts

24 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Isn't more of a must win for KC?

Per NBC analytics, Texans still 50/50 with loss. KC at 16% with loss

Be nice to see a win against the Chiefs… go Texans!

2 minutes ago, YChang said:

Be nice to see a win against the Chiefs… go Texans!

With the Chiefs OL problems, if we don’t, it’s a problem. Demeco vs Andy is the wildcard

It may be an unpopular opinion but I really like Collinsworth as a color analyst. 

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3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

It may be an unpopular opinion but I really like Collinsworth as a color analyst. 

he's good 

 

Am I just a homer or was that a bullshit offsides call?

Boo that call. The Eagles are way more offside every time they run the rush push

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9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

he's good 

 

He sucks and should be shot to the moon.

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