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9 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Dang, y'all just hitting puberty and already starting to act like cowboys fans. And I say that with full knowledge that the cowboys are pretty much the middle aged older brother who manages to get our hopes up so the ultimate let down is that much worse. 

Please bitch, you wish you had the Texans success since both have been in the league.

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No matter what happens the rest of the season, hopefully playoffs, but we have finally exercised some demons in Baltimore and KC.

Gritty team

Amazing defense

Offense does *just* enough

36 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

 

This play stopped KC's momentum. Turning point of the game.  

11 minutes ago, texashorne said:

This play stopped KC's momentum. Turning point of the game.  

Great hit, great defense but i disagree about it being the turning point of the game. The defense never really let KC in the game despite the score being close. The game was over when Dare rumbled in for the TD. 

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55 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Gritty team

Amazing defense

Offense does *just* enough

This offense is seriously underachieving and it’s totally coaching related. Fire Caley and hire Daboll for the stretch run. We wouldn’t have time to install a new offense with Daboll, still, he’d be able to get a lot more out of this offense running Caley’s scheme. 

1 hour ago, texashorne said:

This play stopped KC's momentum. Turning point of the game.  

So Rice is thinking... "I've secured the ball, I'm outta the danger zone (the middle of the field) and it's time to turn upfield and head for paydi..."

Great hit. So brutal I'm surprised the refs didn't flag it just because...

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1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

This offense is seriously underachieving and it’s totally coaching related. Fire Caley and hire Daboll for the stretch run. We wouldn’t have time to install a new offense with Daboll, still, he’d be able to get a lot more out of this offense running Caley’s scheme. 

other than Nico where are the playmakers?

21 minutes ago, yoladu said:

other than Nico where are the playmakers?

Generally about 6 yards away from where Stroud’s pass lands.

2 hours ago, texashorne said:

This play stopped KC's momentum. Turning point of the game.  

Yep and two plays later Reid made sure about it

30 minutes ago, yoladu said:

other than Nico where are the playmakers?

I mean, Kirk was wide open for a TD and the pass wasn't even close. Hutchinson was wide open on the 1st drive of the 2nd half and Stroud over threw him by 5'.

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^^^ as a PROUD HOUSTONIAN, we are in the STRATOSPHERE.  congratulations to our TEXANS!  on to the NEXT...

So a Chargers loss tonight benefits the Texans, an Eagles loss benefits the Cowboys. I can't decide where my loyalties lay. I like the Cowboys offense. I like the Houston D. I'm not convinced that Hou has any chance in the playoffs because their offense sux so bad. They did manage to move the ball late against KC. Dallas has a great O, and at times have shown a D that can stop people. 

Guess the best thing to do is sit back and enjoy the show

Holy fucking hell I hope Phillip Rivers plays in the last game of the season just so there’s a prayer WAJ can get a 5 step running start and obliterate his d-bag ass. Hate that motherfucker….

Say what you will about Grandpa Phil, but I'm happy to see him on the Colts. Back in his hay days, he and the Chargers were Peyton's kryptonite.  Will be funny if he keeps the Colts out of the playoffs one last time. 

On 12/8/2025 at 9:50 AM, Irish Wrist Watch said:

So Rice is thinking... "I've secured the ball, I'm outta the danger zone (the middle of the field) and it's time to turn upfield and head for paydi..."

Great hit. So brutal I'm surprised the refs didn't flag it just because...

We have different definitions of a brutal hit, but then again I grew up watching Tatum, Atkson, Shell, Blount, etc.......

Pretty funny

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Chubb is out. 

I hope Caserio has learned to never sign old running backs

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Fuck yes. That’s how you come out to start the game. Nico Collins!!

Marks down. Might need to sit him a few games to heal up for the playoffs. 

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

HOLY SHIT TRICK PLAY

I’m not convinced that was intentional. 

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3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I’m not convinced that was intentional. 

Looks like the snap went through Stroud’s hands. Not a trick play. Caley is an idiot for not doing play action at the goal line. How thick is he

How long til we see Dougie Mills in the game?

13 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

McBride is their entire offense. Might want to make an adjustment there. 

If this defense has any weakness, it’s the LB corps, which might explain the McBride success. 

I'm gonna go ahead and claim "Dirty Pocket" as a band name.

Any bass players here?

McBride is fucking great, sucks that he’s on such a shitty team

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I'm gonna go ahead and claim "Dirty Pocket" as a band name.

Any bass players here?

Lead guitarist that can play bass well.

Time for some shitty clock management here to end the half

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Lead guitarist that can play bass well.

Cool, welcome to Dirty Pocket.

I play rhythm guitar and piano.

Let's go get some pussy.

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