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5 minutes ago, tx ind said:

McBride is fucking great, sucks that he’s on such a shitty team

Looked up his college numbers, holy shit he put together a damn good senior season.

Amazing you can be an elite athlete and productive NFL player and not come from a Big 10 or SEC school.

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sideline sidepiece: highest first quarter score for the texans ever, what has this offense rolling?

demeco, saying:  coachspeak

demeco, thinking: the cardinals are shit

Can we stop that stupid shit, 2nd time in two weeks we have blown an easy conversion because of it.

Who the hell is this Jordan character? Looks like he knows what to do with the ball! Two big plays in a row. Take him out. I can't stand any more mirth

Just now, Macklemore said:

Fuck you Blake

it don't make a shit

Fisher doesn’t need any help fucking up, but it didn’t look like he lined up offsides from the angle they showed. There’s been a couple of WTF calls against Fisher in the last couple of weeks. At this point, I assume he fucked Perry Fewell’s wife.

2 minutes ago, Gandalfish said:

Some of y'all are very hard to please. (Yeah, Surly...😆)

And others are done in 12 seconds...

Just now, David Dennison said:

Our LBs are baaaaaaaad in coverage.

By most metrics they have the best defense in the NFL, and the team started 3-5.

I mean they probably won't win the Superbowl this season, but stranger things have happened before and it could be worse.

2 minutes ago, Gandalfish said:

By most metrics they have the best defense in the NFL, and the team started 3-5.

I mean they probably won't win the Superbowl this season, but stranger things have happened before and it could be worse.

I reserve the right to nit-pick.

Just now, David Dennison said:

I reserve the right to nit-pick.

Fool cost himself 5 yards on the return by wiggle-waggling.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I reserve the right to nit-pick.

I mean I'm just nit-picking your nits.

I shouldn’t still be seeing CJ getting hit.

Out scored 20-16 since the 1st quarter, momentum starting to shift.

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Jordan was on the practice squad because? 

Caley sucks.

What’s D’Onta up to?

Nice throw.

Now run the ball and the clock.  Let me finish off this bag of peppermint bark in peace.

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Jawhar has been exactly what this offense has needed. Shifty, one-cut RB

17 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Jordan was on the practice squad because? 

Coach can't recognize talent. Won't let players compete with each other. Coach can't coach talent. That said

All gas, no brakes. Game over

11 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Coach can't recognize talent. Won't let players compete with each other. Coach can't coach talent. That said

All gas, no brakes. Game over

That’s what you have to say? This team has gone 9-2 since starting 0-3.  I suggest you find another team. 

1 hour ago, Gandalfish said:

I mean I'm just nit-picking your nits.

So what are you doing to his nuts?

26 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

That’s what you have to say? This team has gone 9-2 since starting 0-3.  I suggest you find another team. 

Fuck off

I hope Demeco gave Jordan the game ball

23 minutes ago, msbesq said:

I hope Demeco gave Jordan the game ball

Indeed, Jordan did receive the game ball running for 101 yds on 15 carries averaging 6.7 YPC.  He’s the first Texans running back to go over 100 yards in a game this season. Not a bad debut.

Wow. Didn’t realize he’s our only 100 yd runner. Hopefully he turns out to be a legit rb for us

10 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Wow. Didn’t realize he’s our only 100 yd runner. Hopefully he turns out to be a legit rb for us

I'd still love to have a reason to cut Joe Mixon, or maybe trade him for literally anything.  Fuck that guy forever.

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The Colts might have found something in Rivers. It’s very possible the Jaga drop 2 to the Broncos and Colts. Just go 2-1 down the stretch. 

4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The Colts might have found something in Rivers. It’s very possible the Jaga drop 2 to the Broncos and Colts. Just go 2-1 down the stretch. 

Lulz.

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

I'd still love to have a reason to cut Joe Mixon, or maybe trade him for literally anything.  Fuck that guy forever.

He’s an extra $8M on next year’s salary if we cut him; 100% chance of that happening…

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