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Candace Owens has balls. Sorry I meant Brigitte Macron has balls.

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29 minutes ago, immamac said:

Don't @ me into stupid fucking threads.

Hahahaha

8 hours ago, ztejas said:

I don't have "one day". I have to deal with the shitty state of this country that people like you created by implicitly trusting mainstream media. 

Contrarianism is for teenagers.

11 hours ago, Js1 said:

Funny being calling an actual woman a man? Har har har, truly comedic. 

It's 2025, and the pinnace of right-leaning comedy is still "this woman kind of looks like (or might be??) a man" and "this guy looks or acts 'gay'." Truly just remarkable wit.

6 minutes ago, troph said:

 

 

I'll see your alien crossdresser and raise you men doing ANYTHING to get a cheap drink... its LADIES NIGHT!!!!  

 

 

That was such a great commercial.  lol  

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1 hour ago, Thetexashammer said:

Do explain.

Well, for starts, somehow or other Candace Owen's YouTube channel is on your radar.  You should be extremely ashamed that you either sought it out or your algorithm serves that kind of dogshit to you.

As an adult male, if you're watching YouTube for other than how-to videos or hobby-related things, you're probably a gullible moron.  Or you're not gullible, you just like consuming bullshit.

Then there's the fact that a right-wing media person, who seems to strive to be taken seriously, makes and repeatedly doubles down on stupid shit like "the wife of the French President is a man."  Once or twice in a drive-by comedy sketch, maybe, but this.  No, man, just no.

And then to make light of being sued for it, not in an impulsive, reactive way like Trump sues people, but after trying to reach some sort of accommodation with the statute of limitations running out.  Cuntface Owens has been doing this for the better part of a year. 

It's not new news, but the fact that the President of France is willing to go to court to prove its falsity is actual news.

 

9 hours ago, ztejas said:

I don't have "one day". I have to deal with the shitty state of this country that people like you created by implicitly trusting mainstream media. 

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Wannabe Alpha men: I would fight anyone who would disrespect my wife! 

Wannabe Alpha men: also laughing at Macron for defending his wife

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7 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, for starts, somehow or other Candace Owen's YouTube channel is on your radar.  You should be extremely ashamed that you either sought it out or your algorithm serves that kind of dogshit to you.

As an adult male, if you're watching YouTube for other than how-to videos or hobby-related things, you're probably a gullible moron.  Or you're not gullible, you just like consuming bullshit.

Then there's the fact that a right-wing media person, who seems to strive to be taken seriously, makes and repeatedly doubles down on stupid shit like "the wife of the French President is a man."  Once or twice in a drive-by comedy sketch, maybe, but this.  No, man, just no.

And then to make light of being sued for it, not in an impulsive, reactive way like Trump sues people, but after trying to reach some sort of accommodation with the statute of limitations running out.  Cuntface Owens has been doing this for the better part of a year. 

It's not new news, but the fact that the President of France is willing to go to court to prove its falsity is actual news.

 

I saw it on a news feed. I don't think this ends well for Candace. I went to her website to find her response. And whatever you think of her, that response is amazing.

I'm here for the car crash.

Heaven forbid if someone mentions that Melania is a hooker who has posed nude. Show some respect to the first lady!

 

But also Michelle Obama is a man.

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Duped by the MSM to believe that Brigitte Macron is a woman, I feel like such an idoit.

24 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

I saw it on a news feed. I don't think this ends well for Candace. I went to her website to find her response. And whatever you think of her, that response is amazing.

I'm here for the car crash.

Well, that is a reasonable explanation.  Still, might should have made it clear that you thought Candace was the funny part, not Macron.

Also comical that what she accuses the Macrons of, Trump does half a dozen times a year.

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9 hours ago, ztejas said:

I don't have "one day". I have to deal with the shitty state of this country that people like you created by implicitly trusting mainstream media. 

Good grief quit being a moron and embarrassing yourself. Reuters is a highly respected news outlet and you are taking up the cause for a nut job. 

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1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, that is a reasonable explanation.  Still, might should have made it clear that you thought Candace was the funny part, not Macron.

I think Macron, at best, is the victim here. While I acknowledge she's a public figure, she's just living her life. It's like attacking Melania or Michelle, it doesn't really sit right. 

16 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Heaven forbid if someone mentions that Melania is a hooker who has posed nude. Show some respect to the first lady!

 

But also Michelle Obama is a man.

Never forget the North African boxer that they claimed was a man. 

That could have gotten her killed in that part of the world.  But her government had her back. 

1 minute ago, Thetexashammer said:

I think Macron, at best, is the victim here. While I acknowledge she's a public figure, she's just living her life. It's like attacking Melania or Michelle, it doesn't really sit right. 

I don't and no one should really quarrel with attacking public figures over factual matters.

Attacking them with made up conspiracy theory shit is another thing entirely.

 

17 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Heaven forbid if someone mentions that Melania is a hooker who has posed nude. Show some respect to the First Lady. 

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9 hours ago, ztejas said:

I don't have "one day". I have to deal with the shitty state of this country that people like you created by implicitly trusting mainstream media. 

I might argue that the guy who brainwashed his idiot fanbase into thinking the entirety of mainstream media is/was "fake news!" when he didn't like what was reported is what has mostly led to the current shitty state of this country.

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Glad to see the moderation of DT is such an even handed tight ship. I was given a vacation for connecting policy and politics to a news story and I should have just linked to Charlie Kirk or Ben Shapiro. I totally get it now. 

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1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

Contrarianism is for teenagers.

No it’s not. 

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24 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Glad to see the moderation of DT is such an even handed tight ship. I was given a vacation for connecting policy and politics to a news story and I should have just linked to Charlie Kirk or Ben Shapiro. I totally get it now. 

What policy matter is implicated here?

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49 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I don't and no one should really quarrel with attacking public figures over factual matters.

Attacking them with made up conspiracy theory shit is another thing entirely.

If her chromosomes are XY, that is a matter of biology. Her allegations, wild as they are, are factual. She is stating that there is no brother, along with a host of other factual statements. 

I speak some French and spend a lot more time in France than most people, so maybe it's more interesting to me that it is to other people.

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Amazed there’s so many ‘do your own research’ fucktards in DT.  By amazed, I mean not shocked at all.  

My piece of shit cult leader likes to fuck young girls and lie about it but holy shit, Macron's wife is a dude!!!!!!!!

Dipshits are gonna fucking dipshits. 

5 minutes ago, troph said:

dudes are obsessed with chicks. chicks with dicks, chicks without dicks, chicks that once had dicks. you know, the more I think about it, I think men are just obsessed with dicks, who has them, who doesn't and all that stuff. and if you don't think that doesn't translate to policy then you aren't paying attention now and you probably weren't paying attention in every fucking history class you ever took.  

Partially true, partially false.

Obsessed with chicks?  Guilty.

Obsessed with dicks and who has them?  I couldn't give less of a shit, except as it relates immediately and proximately to the person whose pants I am getting into (in which case, I'd prefer not to find a dick).  Otherwise, truly don't care about any other dick on the planet.

But you know who IS obsessed with dicks?  A lot of dudes who are wrestling with and self-loathing about their own sexuality and sexual preferences.  In other words....the exact kind of guys who care about this kind of "story."

24 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

If her chromosomes are XY, that is a matter of biology. Her allegations, wild as they are, are factual. She is stating that there is no brother, along with a host of other factual statements. 

I speak some French and spend a lot more time in France than most people, so maybe it's more interesting to me that it is to other people.

You're not fooling anyone you vapid piece of shit

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Some of his best friends are French. 

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3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Some of his best friends are French. 

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18 minutes ago, troph said:

dudes are obsessed with chicks. chicks with dicks, chicks without dicks, chicks that once had dicks. you know, the more I think about it, I think men are just obsessed with dicks, who has them, who doesn't and all that stuff. and if you don't think that doesn't translate to policy then you aren't paying attention now and you probably weren't paying attention in every fucking history class you ever took.  

However this turns out, it will not alter my values or political position at all. There is no policy matter under discussion here.

However, if you insist upon creating enemies I am sure you will find them. 

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3 hours ago, Helobious said:

There is good journalism being done on YouTube that beats anything mainstream (and I do count Candace/dailywire as mainstream media btw). Tommy G and Channel 5 come to mind. 

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2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

It's 2025, and the pinnace of right-leaning comedy is still "this woman kind of looks like (or might be??) a man" and "this guy looks or acts 'gay'." Truly just remarkable wit.

It's on the level of midnight yell practice. 

Did anyone else have to look up Candace Owens?  First time hearing about her, and hopefully the last.

57 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

If her chromosomes are XY, that is a matter of biology. Her allegations, wild as they are, are factual. She is stating that there is no brother, along with a host of other factual statements. 

I speak some French and spend a lot more time in France than most people, so maybe it's more interesting to me that it is to other people.

I wasn’t interested in this story until I remembered that I once ate at a La Madeline restaurant in Houston in 2017. I’m reading more into it now and I’m outraged, can’t wait till Candace wipes the floor with them in court. 

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4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I wasn’t interested in this story until I remembered that I once ate at a La Madeline restaurant in Houston in 2017. I’m reading more into it now and I’m outraged, can’t wait till Candace wipes the floor with them in court. 

Why are people getting sued when all you have to do is spit in a cup or provide a hair sample? I've done both of those things. I think most of us have.

I hate the use of the phrase "timeline" the same way I hate "bucket list". But this is an interesting timeline. If Candace is wrong, and she clearly isn't getting broad support from her community, it's wild to hear her talk. There is a climactic moment here that is not often seen.

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7 minutes ago, Deej said:

It's on the level of midnight yell practice. 

Yeah imma say it, this dude is retarded.

2 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Why are people getting sued when all you have to do is spit in a cup or provide a hair sample? I've done both of those things. I think most of us have.

Huh? Because they are continuing to defame her and they want her punished for her intentional tort.

Lawsuits, how do they work?

38 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Some of his best friends are French. 

Franch fries, Franch dressing, Franch bread. And to drink.....Peru. 

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Just now, Blotto said:

Franch fries, Franch dressing, Franch bread. And to drink.....Peru. 

Freedom Fries my bro.

45 minutes ago, troph said:

 

i don't need to create enemies bro, they are everywhere. 

New surly motto?

7 minutes ago, Hitch said:

All jokes aside, that is one fugly ass woman. Ew. 

She is 72 years old.  Most of the people here, and their wives, are gonna be fugly as shit when they're 72.  They won't be to you, but hey.... it's fair game for anyone else to say it! 

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