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I’m a 52-year-old guy from the border and I thave no idea how the hand I was dealt could work out like this. Not sure why I am posting this other than to say I’m the luckiest sumbitch. Just hugged my wife and told her the same as best I could. Had a great dinner grilled over charcoal while floating in my pool and drinking beer and margaritas with a hot wife and texting my kids who are all doing great all over the US. No one’s sick: no one’s too stressed.  Everyone can’t want to get together next time at a football game. Chicken was good tonight. Beans were perfect. Beer was cold. Wife squeezed my junk when we hugged and I told her that I loved her. Charlie Robison is playing on the JBL speaker. How did I get here?  How do I stay here?  

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I would but if I doxed her she would probably jet. 

More important, wtf are you drinking???

 

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24 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

More important, wtf are you drinking???

 

Something from a Ninja frozen drink maker and a bunch of beers. Various types. But good question. 

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“Enjoy life with the wife whom you love all the days of your futile life which He has given you under the sun, all the days of your futility; for this is your reward in life and in your work which you have labored under the sun.”

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My wife just went about as primal and stupid as I’ve ever seen and she lost a very loud, pathetic fight with a few year old LG washing machine because it wouldn’t stop trying to wash our bedding. As if repeatedly raging on the lid would fix it. I’m currently researching this shit because I know it’s going to be my morning. So I’m glad you’re having a good night. 

7 hours ago, squib said:

I’m a 52-year-old guy from the border and I thave no idea how the hand I was dealt could work out like this. Not sure why I am posting this other than to say I’m the luckiest sumbitch. Just hugged my wife and told her the same as best I could. Had a great dinner grilled over charcoal while floating in my pool and drinking beer and margaritas with a hot wife and texting my kids who are all doing great all over the US. No one’s sick: no one’s too stressed.  Everyone can’t want to get together next time at a football game. Chicken was good tonight. Beans were perfect. Beer was cold. Wife squeezed my junk when we hugged and I told her that I loved her. Charlie Robison is playing on the JBL speaker. How did I get here?  How do I stay here?  

You just jinxed yourself. Good luck.

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9 hours ago, squib said:

Had a great dinner grilled over charcoal while floating in my pool and drinking beer and margaritas 

Tell me more about this floating Weber and bar setup!  I’ve never grilled IN the pool!

Nice to see some positivity here instead of the constant negativity from the usual assholes. 
squib has his shit together it seems, so….salute.

10 hours ago, squib said:

I’m a 52-year-old guy from the border and I thave no idea how the hand I was dealt could work out like this. Not sure why I am posting this other than to say I’m the luckiest sumbitch. Just hugged my wife and told her the same as best I could. Had a great dinner grilled over charcoal while floating in my pool and drinking beer and margaritas with a hot wife and texting my kids who are all doing great all over the US. No one’s sick: no one’s too stressed.  Everyone can’t want to get together next time at a football game. Chicken was good tonight. Beans were perfect. Beer was cold. Wife squeezed my junk when we hugged and I told her that I loved her. Charlie Robison is playing on the JBL speaker. How did I get here?  How do I stay here?  


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11 hours ago, squib said:

I’m a 52-year-old guy from the border and I thave no idea how the hand I was dealt could work out like this. Not sure why I am posting this other than to say I’m the luckiest sumbitch. Just hugged my wife and told her the same as best I could. Had a great dinner grilled over charcoal while floating in my pool and drinking beer and margaritas with a hot wife and texting my kids who are all doing great all over the US. No one’s sick: no one’s too stressed.  Everyone can’t want to get together next time at a football game. Chicken was good tonight. Beans were perfect. Beer was cold. Wife squeezed my junk when we hugged and I told her that I loved her. Charlie Robison is playing on the JBL speaker. How did I get here?  How do I stay here?  

We must live in a parallel universe, except for the pool part.  We also had a great meal last night and welcomed privacy and quiet time.  The kids are healthy, employed and carving out their own paths around the state.  I salute you.

 

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