August 1Aug 1 Popular Post When Parker Livingstone was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name on top.
August 1Aug 1 56 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said: What the heck is a Parker Livingstone? Jaggy Jagger McPornstache
August 1Aug 1 17 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said: If they do, it needs to have McJaggerson on the back. He's Mick Jagger's son??
August 1Aug 1 5 hours ago, closetojumping said: This is getting ri-fricking-diculous now. Nahlin is a proven idiot and this is just reinforcements for the fight in that argument. This roster is loaded up and down. Jaggy McJaggerson isn’t cracking the top 70, folks. This is also getting hilarious. The build up on this guy is trending past absurd and straight into plaid. Buddy, you better hope Arch edges out Jaggy McJ in the Heisman vote or you're never going to live it down.
August 1Aug 1 10 minutes ago, Bevo14 said: Buddy, you better hope Arch edges out Jaggy McJ in the Heisman vote or you're never going to live it down. I think we can make a reasonable case that arch’s future heisman is due in large part to livingstone being on the field either by making plays or drawing coverage. So really as long as he isn’t on the bench, he will be the real mvp. Edited August 1Aug 1 by Pato del Muerto Well maybe not reasonable
August 1Aug 1 51 minutes ago, Not a cat said: They've started calling Smith Darker Livingstone. This is just outstanding work.
August 1Aug 1 42 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said: Anybody know if the CoOp is selling Livingstone 13 jerseys yet? 36 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said: No, but his statue is already out back. Beat me to it.
August 1Aug 1 1 hour ago, Not a cat said: They've started calling Smith Darker Livingstone. FTW excellent
August 1Aug 1 37 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said: Moves like McJaggerson: Say what you want but mcjaggerson, hes just like his dad. he has a bit of wiggle to him and hard to bring down in the open field. cause you know who would want to tackle that.
August 1Aug 1 If Livingstone scores 3 or more TD's this year, I'll personally buy CTJ a Livingstone jersey. I'm hoping for it.
August 1Aug 1 53 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said: He's Mick Jagger's son?? Not how it works. He'd be Mixon.
August 1Aug 1 2 hours ago, closetojumping said: Via Sikahema was of Pacific Islander descent and was truly force in the return game. The only similarities between that dude and Jaggy are they’re not black and played WR. To further strengthen your point, Vai was an RB from what I recall.
August 1Aug 1 7 minutes ago, William Bludworth said: If Livingstone scores 3 or more TD's this year, I'll personally buy CTJ a Livingstone jersey. I'm hoping for it. Low bar. 3 TDs per game.
August 1Aug 1 6 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said: Low bar. 3 TDs per game. He scores 15 in 5 games and I'll personally fist Futureman and not upload it to the dark web, just here.
August 1Aug 1 16 minutes ago, William Bludworth said: If Livingstone scores 3 or more TD's this year, I'll personally buy CTJ a Livingstone jersey. I'm hoping for it. Like they won't be sold out.
August 1Aug 1 1 hour ago, closetojumping said: I agree with this. When everything starts to slide towards irrevocable chaos around here, I show up and restore order. Yup
August 1Aug 1 9 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said: Like they won't be sold out. I'll personalize it with Mr. Jaggerson. No one else in this country will have that. He can wear his balaclava mask, but he has to post himself wearing it. 9 minutes ago, LTtxfan said: Yup He can wear this with his new jersey I'll be sending him
August 1Aug 1 4 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said: He was a senior this year, 2nd team all American. Not sure if he's staying for a grad year or not. His younger brother though is going to be a sophomore I think. And a cousin is on the team too (the cousin's dad was my club team coach in Houston about 10 years ago). Those 3 have been throwing a disc and spending time at tournaments since they could walk. Great to hear. I’ll follow them next year. It was a great season w smaller schools winning it all but would like to see Texas do better.
August 1Aug 1 57 minutes ago, William Bludworth said: I'll personalize it with Mr. Jaggerson. No one else in this country will have that. He can wear his balaclava mask, but he has to post himself wearing it. He can wear this with his new jersey I'll be sending him I hear China will customize an imitation jersey.
August 1Aug 1 4 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said: I hear China will customize an imitation jersey. Perfect. I want the Jaggerson to be slightly off and misspelled just for laughs lol
August 1Aug 1 1 hour ago, William Bludworth said: He scores 15 in 5 games and I'll personally fist Futureman and not upload it to the dark web, just here. Shit, I thought this was the dark web.
August 1Aug 1 21 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said: He looks like a Kai Money starter kit. Am I right, CTJ?
August 1Aug 1 3 hours ago, Butch Had Not said: Jake Smith reminds me of Parker Livingstone. FIFY. *ducks*
August 1Aug 1 Author 40 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said: Terrifying. This looks like Mega Alan Jackson skiing across the galactic plane.
August 1Aug 1 Parker Livingstone caught a ball with two hands near the sideline. I don't think it has ever been done.
August 1Aug 1 Popular Post Damn near every thread on this board becomes unreadable because a bunch of unfunny fucks are constantly trying to score internet points with their corny fucking jokes/post. I wish some of you had better things to do in life besides amusing yourself by derailing threads with stupid fucking shit.
August 1Aug 1 Popular Post 1 minute ago, SarkAfterDark said: Damn near every thread on this board becomes unreadable because a bunch of unfunny fucks are constantly trying to score internet points with their corny fucking jokes/post. I wish some of you had better things to do in life besides amusing yourself by derailing threads with stupid fucking shit.
August 1Aug 1 Popular Post 2 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said: Damn near every thread on this board becomes unreadable because a bunch of unfunny fucks are constantly trying to score internet points with their corny fucking jokes/post. I wish some of you had better things to do in life besides amusing yourself by derailing threads with stupid fucking shit. I'm with you. What would really make this board enjoyable for me is a complete lack of humor and everyone feeling like they're posting on railroad tracks. I think the big problem is a lack of consequences. If we could chop off a finger for violating one of SarkAfterDark's very reasonable guidelines for having the ideal message board, this place would be waaaaaay better.
August 1Aug 1 1 hour ago, TreatyOak said: Great to hear. I’ll follow them next year. It was a great season w smaller schools winning it all but would like to see Texas do better. Didn't know you followed the sport! Know someone on the team? Texas has been pretty up and down throughout the years. Women's team was in the national final a few years ago, now not even qualified. Same with the men's team, sometimes top 5, sometimes top 15, sometimes not. Carleton College, though small, is a traditional powerhouse in the sport. Everytime I look, they seem to be at least in the national semis again.
August 1Aug 1 Author I have that witless dipshit on ignore. My advice to him is to start his own thread on whatever subject is interesting to him and then put the work in to make it relevant to others. When someone steps out of line, neg them and shout them down. Then, watch that thread flourish. The rest of us will be green with envy and abandon all other threads to participate.
August 1Aug 1 16 minutes ago, SL Xpress said: I'm with you. What would really make this board enjoyable for me is a complete lack of humor and everyone feeling like they're posting on railroad tracks. I think the big problem is a lack of consequences. If we could chop off a finger for violating one of SarkAfterDark's very reasonable guidelines for having the ideal message board, this place would be waaaaaay better. Not expecting the extreme opposite, more like not having to sift through mountains of useless drivel and dead horses being beaten to see if anything useful was posted. But maybe you guys get a chuckle out of this. I just can’t imagine what a life has to be like to find this shit amusing. But don’t mind me, it ain’t my board, carry the fuck on. Edited August 1Aug 1 by SarkAfterDark
August 1Aug 1 20 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said: Damn near every thread on this board becomes unreadable because a bunch of unfunny fucks are constantly trying to score internet points with their corny fucking jokes/post. I wish some of you had better things to do in life besides amusing yourself by derailing threads with stupid fucking shit.
August 1Aug 1 3 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said: Not expecting the extreme opposite, more like to having to sift through mountains of useless drivel and dead horses being beaten to see if anything useful was posted. But maybe you guys get a chuckle out of this. I just can’t imagine what a life has to be like to find this shit amusing. But don’t mind me, it ain’t my board, carry the fuck on. Useless drivel and dead horses is what it costs to save $9.95/mo. If you want to pay for the premium boards, I'm sure they stay much more on topic!
August 1Aug 1 25 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said: Damn near every thread on this board becomes unreadable because a bunch of unfunny fucks are constantly trying to score internet points with their corny fucking jokes/post. I wish some of you had better things to do in life besides amusing yourself by derailing threads with stupid fucking shit. You need to pay 9.95 for that shit
August 1Aug 1 18 minutes ago, SL Xpress said: I'm with you. What would really make this board enjoyable for me is a complete lack of humor and everyone feeling like they're posting on railroad tracks. I think the big problem is a lack of consequences. If we could chop off a finger for violating one of SarkAfterDark's very reasonable guidelines for having the ideal message board, this place would be waaaaaay better. How about we send anybody who laughs at anything on this board off to gladiator school. We'll have 'em fighting rabid wild animals within a week.
August 1Aug 1 31 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said: Damn near every thread on this board becomes unreadable because a bunch of unfunny fucks are constantly trying to score internet points with their corny fucking jokes/post. I wish some of you had better things to do in life besides amusing yourself by derailing threads with stupid fucking shit.
August 1Aug 1 Popular Post 34 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said: Damn near every thread on this board becomes unreadable because a bunch of unfunny fucks are constantly trying to score internet points with their corny fucking jokes/post. I wish some of you had better things to do in life besides amusing yourself by derailing threads with stupid fucking shit. Negged for posting off-topic
August 1Aug 1 16 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said: Not expecting the extreme opposite, more like not having to sift through mountains of useless drivel and dead horses being beaten to see if anything useful was posted. But maybe you guys get a chuckle out of this. I just can’t imagine what a life has to be like to find this shit amusing. But don’t mind me, it ain’t my board, carry the fuck on.
August 1Aug 1 33 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said: I wish some of you had better things to do in life besides amusing yourself by derailing threads with stupid fucking shit. I wish some of you had better things to do in life besides commenting on posts by people amusing themselves by derailing threads with stupid fucking shit.
August 1Aug 1 1 hour ago, Chooky said: Parker Livingstone caught a ball with two hands near the sideline. I don't think it has ever been done. I’ll be in my bunk.
August 1Aug 1 52 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said: Damn near every thread on this board becomes unreadable because a bunch of unfunny fucks are constantly trying to score internet points with their corny fucking jokes/post. I wish some of you had better things to do in life besides amusing yourself by derailing threads with stupid fucking shit. someone needed to say it. thank you.
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