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50 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

3rd quarter offense and to a lesser degree D has been suboptimal for sure.

If y'all need the pain of 3rd qtr analysis...

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5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

If y'all need the pain of 3rd qtr analysis...

No thanks, I'm planning on removing my hemorrhoid via my nose.

53 minutes ago, Beer Drinker said:

That list of walkon’s first names are some of the whitest I have heard. Sounds like a Sig Ep rush class

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Paul Hogan was 31 when that movie was filmed. 

True, but this was him at 16:

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6 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

True, but this was him at 16:

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What? Do Australian men age like Benjamin Button?

2 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

We got better at that in 2022, but still had the same issue and still lost games because of it. KSU in 2022 and 2023 are a good example.

We haven’t lost to Kansas State since 2016 (I’m assuming that’s what you mean by KSU). Oklahoma State in 2021 (Thompson with a ridiculously bad Pick 6) and 2022 seem to fit what you’re describing.

We almost lost the last KSU game in 2023 when Quinn was out and Murphy threw a couple of terrible interceptions.  Thankfully Collin Klein is a shitty OC and bailed us out.

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9 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

We haven’t lost to Kansas State since 2016 (I’m assuming that’s what you mean by KSU). Oklahoma State in 2021 (Thompson with a ridiculously bad Pick 6) and 2022 seem to fit what you’re describing.

I'm referring to the KSU games in 2022 and 2023 as ones where we stalled out badly in the second half, not where we lost. 

Ok, you literally said games were lost because of the pattern, and then cited KSU games as good examples, so I hope you can understand my confusion. 

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13 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Ok, you literally said games were lost because of the pattern, and then cited KSU games as good examples, so I hope you can understand my confusion. 

English is not Park Gothic’s first language. Cut him some slack. 

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

English is not Park Gothic’s first language. Cut him some slack. 

But his first “language” is “David Lynch Mythology” and I don’t think that counts.

I thought we were doing a bizarro Texags thing. They retroactively count their close losses as wins, while we do the inverse.

27 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Thankfully Collin Klein is a shitty OC and bailed us out.

The Georgia Film Guy on youtube has a break down of Marcel Reed. He starts off saying he respects what Klein does as an OC. Then proceeds to show a bunch of clips of poorly designed plays that are doomed if the primary target is covered. He couldn't tell if Reed can work through progressions because he's never been asked to. As far as I can tell, Klein's offensive philosophy is something along the lines of, "10% of the time it works every time."

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

What? Do Australian men age like Benjamin Button?

Yeah, because of the Coriolis effect, all their clocks turn backwards

44 minutes ago, Foosters said:

I thought we were doing a bizarro Texags thing. They retroactively count their close losses as wins, while we do the inverse.

Aggy: moral victories 

Texas: more defeats 

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Pretty sure he's one of those old ass Australian Rules football guys that they converted at their academy. He looks 35 here though. Damn.

Seeing the pic before reading I was wondering which assistant coach he was.

8 hours ago, troph said:

he had way too much press on his way out from UNC back to Austin. btw, he reminds me of my dad, so believe me, I do everything I can to avoid looking at or listening to Mack.

Is your dad 73, almost 74 years old?  Because my mom and dad both have almost the exact facial/speech mannerisms of Mack and I've been developing a theory about those born in the window from August of 1951 to February of 1952 being peak boomer.

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23 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

Is your dad 73, almost 74 years old?  Because my mom and dad both have almost the exact facial/speech mannerisms of Mack and I've been developing a theory about those born in the window from August of 1951 to February of 1952 being peak boomer.

80s… born in 43. But do tell your theory. 

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3 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

But his first “language” is “David Lynch Mythology” and I don’t think that counts.

I pity you fools who think in linear time.
 

And I know that old people easily get confused. I’ll endeavor to be more clear when I rant. 

51 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

I pity you fools who think in linear time.
 

And I know that old people easily get confused. I’ll endeavor to be more clear when I rant. 

gotdam I wish you were as clever as you think you are.

On 8/7/2025 at 7:16 PM, BERT said:

If you zoom in, it’s x,x,x 

And if you turn the lights off, they all look the same.

Just now, Rimbo said:

And if you turn the lights off, they all look the same.

We're all pink on the inside

On 8/6/2025 at 8:09 PM, CastHorn said:

I’ve noticed more than ever this offseason that I’m not too fond of any of you. Once the conversation becomes non-football, I’m just not a fan of 97% of what I read. Y’all feel the same?

As a season ticket holder of almost 20 years, this is the most accurate description of the experience at DKR that I’ve ever seen 

My son is now 11 and these past 12 months in his select world (12U) and Little League (11U+12U), we've been around 6-7 kids with "little league arm" which is basically the pre-pubescent version of serious elbow problems. I don't get it. This isn't an overuse thing given all of the pitch count and rest rules for kids these days. 
I've heard it's a burgeoning epidemic in high school, even. In the 80's and 90's, it seemed like maybe a couple of guys a year would tear their UCLs and require TJ surgery. Now the Astros alone have like 5-6 guys going through the process. 

I’ve read that a lot of people believe it’s the pursuit of velocity.
The counts in Little League are strictly enforced these days. The same is true for select tournaments. I get the skipping back and forth, so if parents are idiots, I guess that's a factor. I know I don't let my kid pitch more than once a week unless the first appearance was minimal, but he's almost always a starter so that isn't often. 

Yeah, but when kids play on more than one team, it may not be enforced. Parents are dumb asses.
9 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


I’ve read that a lot of people believe it’s the pursuit of velocity.

Or, kids are pussies these days and complain about things we figured were normal. Whose arm DIDN’T constantly hurt like shit back in the day? 
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9 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


I’ve read that a lot of people believe it’s the pursuit of velocity.

I think it is the specialization of these kids. A lot of these kids play baseball almost year round. 30 years ago any decent athlete played 2-3 sports. 

22 hours ago, Codaxx said:

This makes me happy. This is a common mistake for NFL guys. Wink Martindale learned it the hard way. Michigan fans were very down on him early and in particular his 3rd down defense. He would dial up NFL blitzes and some receiver would get lost in the secondary. These guys love to exotic and forget they have a talent advantage in 80-90% of their games. I hope Patricia falls into this trap

And Patricia was a terrible NFL DC

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Bobby Burton 

Posted 1 hour ago

The first scrimmage of fall camp gets going here in the next couple of hours.

Scrimmages last roughly two hours. Under Sark, the team typically starts with special teams (punts and kickoffs) when they’re inside DKR like they will be this morning.

Then they typically go 1s vs 2s to start things off before moving to 1s vs 1s and 2s vs 2s, each in multiple eight-play spurts. After that, it’s time for 1s vs 1s and 2s vs 2s.

As part of that session, they focus on situational pieces, including red zone before closing with kicking.

Again, that’s the “typical” order of operations for a Sark-led training camp scrimmage. But he’s also known to change it up at times to keep things fresh.

**

I’m told freshman receivers Kaliq Lockett and Michael Terry have been coming on of late.

Terry’s rate of improvement seems to be outpacing all of the others. However, it’s important to note he also had the farthest to come since he had never really played the position before, so it’s not like he’s jumped to the front of the line.

Lockett and Daylan McCutcheon have separated themselves somewhat from Jamie Ffrench and Terry. But Texas is said to like all of the freshman pass catchers.

Ffrench has a little something special to him, but he may actually end up being a better inside receiver than a true outside one. Lockett’s length has proven to be a real advantage there.

**

I need to come back to something I wrote the other day.

I am not saying definitively that Matthew Caldwell is now the second string quarterback. I am saying I think he’s the odds-on favorite to be such in Columbus.

He is getting to handoffs quicker, has more mobility and is just operating the offense differently than Trey Owens. If it’s a tie ball game or Texas is up by a score or two and Sark needs someone to finish things out, I think Caldwell is likely the best answer at this time. He takes fewer chances, has been in the fire before on the college level, and is the safer pick.

Owens certainly has a bigger arm and is more willing and capable of pushing the ball downfield and into tighter windows.

So, conversely, if it’s the start of a game, or Texas is down in a game, Sark might lean to Owens simply because of that element. Potentially higher risk but also higher reward.

To be clear, I think Texas is lucky to have both.

It’s definitely not somehow about me personally rooting for one over the other. Far from it.

And it’s certainly not about Sark playing favorites. Caldwell and Owens both have Texas on the front of their jerseys, and that’s all that matters.

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As reported previously, Nick Brooks has moved to right tackle in the wake of Andre Cojoe’s season-ending injury.

Nate Kibble is getting heavy work at right guard while Connor Stroh is now getting a lot of work at left guard.

The two came into camp flip-flopped, with Kibble on the left and Stroh on the right.

**

More coming from the scrimmage later today.

Hook’Em!


 

poor @Helobious 

10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I’m told freshman receivers Kaliq Lockett and Michael Terry have been coming on of late.

Terry’s rate of improvement seems to be outpacing all of the others. However, it’s important to note he also had the farthest to come since he had never really played the position before, so it’s not like he’s jumped to the front of the line.

Lockett and Daylan McCutcheon have separated themselves somewhat from Jamie Ffrench and Terry. But Texas is said to like all of the freshman pass catchers.

Ffrench has a little something special to him, but he may actually end up being a better inside receiver than a true outside one. Lockett’s length has proven to be a real advantage there.

 

That paragraph doesn't make much sense. What did we learn?

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If it’s a tie ballgame and Caldwell or Owens is in, I probably killed myself already 

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11 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

That paragraph doesn't make much sense. What did we learn?

Terry has been improving the most, but he started off behind the other guys, so hasn’t taken the lead. Basically that hes catching up to the other freshman WR. 

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Or at least that’s what I think Bobby is saying

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5 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

That paragraph doesn't make much sense. What did we learn?

We learned that freshman receivers Kaliq Lockett and Michael Terry have been coming on of late.

Terry’s rate of improvement seems to be outpacing all of the others. However, it’s important to note he also had the farthest to come since he had never really played the position before, so it’s not like he’s jumped to the front of the line.

13 hours ago, troph said:

80s… born in 43. But do tell your theory. 

Ah.  It's not really much of a theory.  Pretty much that Mack and my parents, along with a couple of other folks I know, were all born in that window, and all share the characteristics most commonly associated with the negative stereotype of the "Boomer".  Petulant, entitled, etc..  

They also, while not looking like Mack at all, manage to look exactly like Mack via facial expression and mannerisms when speaking.

I was simply pleased to potentially expand the limited dataset of people born in that window who all shared the same 1950s environmental factors and look/speak/act exactly like Mack Brown (minus the accent).  

4 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Terry has been improving the most, but he started off behind the other guys, so hasn’t taken the lead. Basically that hes catching up to the other freshman WR. 

But Lockett and McCutcheon have separated themselves so no Terry is not catching up. And "Ffrench has something special" so are McCutcheon and Lockett really separating themselves? It is kind of a clusterfuck of a writing. Maybe it is saying that Lockett and McCutcheon will be the first ones in to start the season. I think that is as far as I would go. The rest just seems like noise. 

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

But Lockett and McCutcheon have separated themselves so no Terry is not catching up. And "Ffrench has something special" so are McCutcheon and Lockett really separating themselves? It is kind of a clusterfuck of a writing. Maybe it is saying that Lockett and McCutcheon will be the first ones in to start the season. I think that is as far as I would go. The rest just seems like noise. 

They’re all really good. 

michael terry has improved the most. 
 

kaliq and mccutcheon are top 2 right now 

19 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

That paragraph doesn't make much sense. What did we learn?

Terry’s progress is impressive, but you can’t compare his improvement speed directly to more experienced players, because he started from further behind.

 Chat GPT got ya

Love the fact that the first scrimmage is today, but also worry about potential injuries. We've had one or two big losses from them in the past. Just stay healthy. 

3 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

Chat GPT got ya

Yeah, well, ChatGPT also told me it was 53 degrees Fahrenheit in DFW yesterday.

28 minutes ago, Bevo said:

What did we learn?

I don't know, sir.

I don't fucking know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.

Yes, sir.

I'm fucked if I know what we did.

Yes, sir. It's, uh ... hard to say.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Love the fact that the first scrimmage is today, but also worry about potential injuries. We've had one or two big losses from them in the past. Just stay healthy. 

Prayer GIF
 

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6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Love the fact that the first scrimmage is today, but also worry about potential injuries. We've had one or two big losses from them in the past. Just stay healthy. 

Scares you to death……really.

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bobby Burton 

Posted 1 hour ago

The first scrimmage of fall camp gets going here in the next couple of hours.

Scrimmages last roughly two hours. Under Sark, the team typically starts with special teams (punts and kickoffs) when they’re inside DKR like they will be this morning.

Then they typically go 1s vs 2s to start things off before moving to 1s vs 1s and 2s vs 2s, each in multiple eight-play spurts. After that, it’s time for 1s vs 1s and 2s vs 2s.

As part of that session, they focus on situational pieces, including red zone before closing with kicking.

Again, that’s the “typical” order of operations for a Sark-led training camp scrimmage. But he’s also known to change it up at times to keep things fresh.

**

I’m told freshman receivers Kaliq Lockett and Michael Terry have been coming on of late.

Terry’s rate of improvement seems to be outpacing all of the others. However, it’s important to note he also had the farthest to come since he had never really played the position before, so it’s not like he’s jumped to the front of the line.

Lockett and Daylan McCutcheon have separated themselves somewhat from Jamie Ffrench and Terry. But Texas is said to like all of the freshman pass catchers.

Ffrench has a little something special to him, but he may actually end up being a better inside receiver than a true outside one. Lockett’s length has proven to be a real advantage there.

**

I need to come back to something I wrote the other day.

I am not saying definitively that Matthew Caldwell is now the second string quarterback. I am saying I think he’s the odds-on favorite to be such in Columbus.

He is getting to handoffs quicker, has more mobility and is just operating the offense differently than Trey Owens. If it’s a tie ball game or Texas is up by a score or two and Sark needs someone to finish things out, I think Caldwell is likely the best answer at this time. He takes fewer chances, has been in the fire before on the college level, and is the safer pick.

Owens certainly has a bigger arm and is more willing and capable of pushing the ball downfield and into tighter windows.

So, conversely, if it’s the start of a game, or Texas is down in a game, Sark might lean to Owens simply because of that element. Potentially higher risk but also higher reward.

To be clear, I think Texas is lucky to have both.

It’s definitely not somehow about me personally rooting for one over the other. Far from it.

And it’s certainly not about Sark playing favorites. Caldwell and Owens both have Texas on the front of their jerseys, and that’s all that matters.

**

As reported previously, Nick Brooks has moved to right tackle in the wake of Andre Cojoe’s season-ending injury.

Nate Kibble is getting heavy work at right guard while Connor Stroh is now getting a lot of work at left guard.

The two came into camp flip-flopped, with Kibble on the left and Stroh on the right.

**

More coming from the scrimmage later today.

Hook’Em!


 

poor @Helobious 


*Furthest 

36 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

characteristics most commonly associated with the negative stereotype of the "Boomer".  Petulant, entitled, etc..  

Hmmm . . .

Sounds more like characteristics of Millennials.   Raise two of them.

— Boomer out

48 minutes ago, Bevo said:

But Lockett and McCutcheon have separated themselves so no Terry is not catching up. And "Ffrench has something special" so are McCutcheon and Lockett really separating themselves? It is kind of a clusterfuck of a writing. Maybe it is saying that Lockett and McCutcheon will be the first ones in to start the season. I think that is as far as I would go. The rest just seems like noise. 

I think you may be looking too hard for meaning in the fluff. I agree it was not very well written. 

5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


*Furthest 

now dont start that again the jungle book GIF

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You guys cannot fucking help yourselves. All it takes is one simple idiot showing up to ask a dumb fucking question and then a thread careens off into the ditch and flatlines there for a page or two. 

Lost from that article is that he's hearing that Ffrench is going to start getting more looks inside. I can't even figure out if I think that is a good or a bad thing. He's also telling readers what I've been saying this offseason - those guys are taking up a lot of payroll and there's going to be some pressing to get them into games and give them every chance to be a part of the rotation. Whoever doesn't make it will be of the highest portal risk in December and by then, the staff may be okay with that. In the new world, that's just part of the math sometimes with highly rated freshmen. 

45 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Love the fact that the first scrimmage is today, but also worry about potential injuries. We've had one or two big losses from them in the past. Just stay healthy. 

The quiet part doesn't always need to be said out loud. It behooves us all to whistle past the graveyard of our minds every now and then.

51 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Love the fact that the first scrimmage is today, but also worry about potential injuries. We've had one or two big losses from them in the past. Just stay healthy. 

Imma need you to go knock on some wood. And that’s not a euphemism. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

If it’s a tie ballgame and Caldwell or Owens is in, I probably killed myself already 

My prediction is this year’s Kool-Aid miss is Caldwell

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