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Only if that locker comes with a never ending gif of Herman with the sledgehammer 

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2 minutes ago, BERT said:

Only if that locker comes with a never ending gif of Herman with the sledgehammer 

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18 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m a professional mother fucker! 

There should probably be a comma in the middle of that sentence. 

Or, maybe not. 🤔

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

There should probably be a comma in the middle of that sentence. 

Or, maybe not. 🤔

Isn't being a professional mother fucker Zach Wilson's reputation? 

10 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Who is the diehard fan in here that's going to buy this???

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Lol. Someone posted those links last week and they were selling them for 500 a pop. I think some guy bought one, and is now trying to sell it for a huge markup. 

4 hours ago, Atticus said:

He was the kickoff specialist because he sucked at FGs and Bert Auburn’s leg was too weak to do them effectively. 
He’s a bust of a prospect thus far. 

Maybe that's why they brought in a kicker from Texas State?

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41 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m a professional mother fucker! 
 

trying to be more mature and responsible in my elder years to represent surly in a positive light 

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2 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Also, this is Surly. You can say "fuck" and "shit" here. 

reported. 

3 hours ago, Fud said:

I’m just happy our coach knows what plays he’s calling 

….and knows our starting QB’s name…and doesn’t elect to kickoff both halves. 

30 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lol. Someone posted those links last week and they were selling them for 500 a pop. I think some guy bought one, and is now trying to sell it for a huge markup. 

Someone with the equipment already could make a little money buying them at 500 and marking up for delivery and installation.

41 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Isn't being a professional mother fucker Zach Wilson's reputation? 

I think it’s more of a hobby. 

45 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Maybe that's why they brought in a kicker from Texas State?

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Yes?

Is this your way of expressing that you’re just now understanding the kicking situation?

For no clearly definable reasons, I have the feeling that we're going to repeat last season, go up to the home field of the reigning national champion, and dominate them in every phase pf the game.

 

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I fucking wish people would stop trying to Texags or SEC Rant this place up by using weird misspellings instead of just saying fucking profanity. That's twice on this page alone. Jesus isn't going to send you to hell for cursing, you losers. If you jerkoffs weren't going to be scared off masturbating with the threat of hell why the fuck are you scared of saying "fuck" and "shit?"

Plus when you do stupid shit like type "fvck" you are not being any less profane than if you had just typed the word correctly. The entire point of words is to communicate an idea to the reader or listener. When you type "fvck" the reader knows exactly what you meant and interprets it accordingly. It is still profane, it is still cursing. Literally the only thing it accomplishes is making you look like a pussy.

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32 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It's not a job if you love what you're doing!

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6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Plus when you do stupid shit like type "fvck" you are not being any less profane than if you had just typed the word correctly. The entire point of words is to communicate an idea to the reader or listener. When you type "fvck" the reader knows exactly what you meant and interprets it accordingly. It is still profane, it is still cursing. Literally the only thing it accomplishes is making you look like a pussy.

People do it because they are used to sites that censure those words. No other reason. Clearly, that's not an issue here.

 

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scared off masturbating with the threat of hell 

Sounds like a good song title for the Sex Pistols.

4 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Sounds like a good song title for the Sex Pistols.

 

I think they’d call it something like “Beat it to hell” or similar.

20 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

People do it because they are used to sites that censure those words. No other reason. Clearly, that's not an issue here.

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3 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Agreed and point well taken. I didn't really think much of that comment, but I saw it was generating some conversation and wanted to throw in my $0.02

Also, this is Surly. You can say "fuck" and "shit" here. Unless this is some OTF joke that I'm too poor to understand. 

habit from work. They block any curse words, so have to resort to misspelling them.

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I fucking wish people would stop trying to Texags or SEC Rant this place up by using weird misspellings instead of just saying fucking profanity. That's twice on this page alone. Jesus isn't going to send you to hell for cursing, you losers. If you jerkoffs weren't going to be scared off masturbating with the threat of hell why the fuck are you scared of saying "fuck" and "shit?"

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1 hour ago, Codaxx said:

habit from work. They block any curse words, so have to resort to misspelling them.

Sounds you’re just being a pu$$y

6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You guys are giving that sentence way too much attention. By that, I mean any attention. It's an eyeroll throwaway used to fill space. The average reader on OTF is not the same as the average reader/poster here. Hell, most of those guys are posting under their real names. 

Wait... these aren't our real names? You're not actually named Close T. Jumping? Sydney isn't Sydney?

 

... I'm not Rimbo?

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

no one, shit is like 700+ lbs and you have to load yourself

so hit the gym, pvssy

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Sark said "FUCK Vanilla!" at the end.  No one knew why.

 

 

3 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Plus when you do stupid shit like type "fvck" you are not being any less profane than if you had just typed the word correctly. The entire point of words is to communicate an idea to the reader or listener. When you type "fvck" the reader knows exactly what you meant and interprets it accordingly. It is still profane, it is still cursing. Literally the only thing it accomplishes is making you look like a pussy.

My first name is Irish, so I’ll say “fook” and you will just have to bear with it.

3 hours ago, Tex Long said:

For no clearly definable reasons, I have the feeling that we're going to repeat last season, go up to the home field of the reigning national champion, and dominate them in every phase pf the game.

 

I am channeling 2006.

We remember what happened  in 2005. Vince Young, the national championship!

2024, Ohio State wins the national championship.

2006, Ohio State comes to Austin ranked No. 1 to play the defending national champion Longhorns. Texas in the Coaches Poll was ranked No. 2. It was the earliest ever meeting between No. 1 and No. 2 ranked teams.

2025, Texas will be going to Columbus ranked No. 1 to play the defending national champion Couch Burners. Ohio State is either No. 2 or 3 depending on the poll.

2006, Ohio State wins in Austin 24 - 7, which springboards them to an undefeated season and a place in the national championship game against Florida. Where they are prison raped by Florida 41 - 14.

2025, Texas wins in Columbus ...?

The Circle of Life gentlemen.

On 8/10/2025 at 5:10 PM, futureman said:

charlie strong put an OL on the field that turned a 3-star afterthought recruit into a 2,000 yard rusher.

flood and sark have yet to even sniff those heights. 

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Dude, you’ve been around a long time. That being said, what in the actual fuck? Quit quoting that fucking goon and put him on ignore like the rest of us
29 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

I am channeling 2006.

We remember what happened  in 2005. Vince Young, the national championship!

2024, Ohio State wins the national championship.

2006, Ohio State comes to Austin ranked No. 1 to play the defending national champion Longhorns. Texas in the Coaches Poll was ranked No. 2. It was the earliest ever meeting between No. 1 and No. 2 ranked teams.

2025, Texas will be going to Columbus ranked No. 1 to play the defending national champion Couch Burners. Ohio State is either No. 2 or 3 depending on the poll.

2006, Ohio State wins in Austin 24 - 7, which springboards them to an undefeated season and a place in the national championship game against Florida. Where they are prison raped by Florida 41 - 14.

2025, Texas wins in Columbus ...?

The Circle of Life gentlemen.

Troy Smoth got fat on the awards circuit 

6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I fucking wish people would stop trying to Texags or SEC Rant this place up by using weird misspellings instead of just saying fucking profanity. That's twice on this page alone. Jesus isn't going to send you to hell for cursing, you losers. If you jerkoffs weren't going to be scared off masturbating with the threat of hell why the fuck are you scared of saying "fuck" and "shit?"

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TEXAS is the AP preseason No.1 for the first time ever! 

Great news on Brooks being back at practice already. 
 

6 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Great news on Brooks being back at practice already. 
 

Someone at IT (Nahlin?) said this morning he thought Brooks would be questionable for the OSU game.

 

12 minutes ago, swoosh said:

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TEXAS is the AP preseason No.1 for the first time ever! 

Those are really good looking uniforms. I mean they always have been, but they're so much better without the excess clutter and with the SEC logo.

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5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Those are really good looking uniforms. I mean they always have been, but they're so much better without the excess clutter and with the SEC logo.

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1 hour ago, Herbie Hancock said:

 


Dude, you’ve been around a long time. That being said, what in the actual fuck? Quit quoting that fucking goon and put him on ignore like the rest of us

 

same thing from everyone, almost verbatim.  lulz

1 hour ago, Slacks said:

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also you can make a joke out of it being bait but it’s still 100% true.  it gets dismissed as bait because nobody has the guts to address it. 

5 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

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This poor guy. His kids will never respect him. He should at least get NFT royalties off every use of this gif. 

1 hour ago, Herbie Hancock said:

 


Dude, you’ve been around a long time. That being said, what in the actual fuck? Quit quoting that fucking goon and put him on ignore like the rest of us

 

Speak for yourself...I think he's hilarious. 

12 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

WR Parker Livingstone had a couple nice catches on Saturday

Parker Livingston is going to make Texas fans say "Golden who?"

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14 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Parker Livingston is going to make Texas fans say "Golden who?"

That’s a nice sentiment, but here in the real world, we may find ourselves longing for Matthew Golden if McJaggerson is one of Texas’ 3 best WRs. “Remember when we had Golden answering every need in clutch moments?” Yeah, we do. 

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