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#153
7 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I will be out of commission for any outdoor activities for the next couple of months. F cancer.

F cancer

#154
6 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I'll be at MDA getting my tumor killed by radiation.

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Btw... big prayers and F Cancer 🙏🙏🙏

#159
8 minutes ago, immamac said:

I ordered 4 briskets, 5 pork shoulders, 12 full spare racks, and 36lbs of whole chicken wings.

you mother fuckers better show up for this night game or I'm gonna be super pissed.

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#160
1 hour ago, immamac said:

I ordered 4 briskets, 5 pork shoulders, 12 full spare racks, and 36lbs of whole chicken wings.

you mother fuckers better show up for this night game or I'm gonna be super pissed.

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#163
On 9/17/2025 at 2:19 PM, immamac said:

I ordered 4 briskets, 5 pork shoulders, 12 full spare racks, and 36lbs of whole chicken wings.

you mother fuckers better show up for this night game or I'm gonna be super pissed.

My 98 lb 16 year old daughter doesn't eat much and won't be drinking alcohol. Do I need to pay for her an entry?

#164
5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

It being a night game I think I can make this one.

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Awesome that you might feel ok to show up 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

#165
On 9/17/2025 at 12:19 PM, immamac said:

I ordered 4 briskets, 5 pork shoulders, 12 full spare racks, and 36lbs of whole chicken wings.

you mother fuckers better show up for this night game or I'm gonna be super pissed.

Being a night game, you should start it at like noon, to see what level of inebriation you can get folks to.

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#166
1 hour ago, Longhornlove said:

My 98 lb 16 year old daughter doesn't eat much and won't be drinking alcohol. Do I need to pay for her an entry?

I don't know the definitive answer to your question, but when my 16 year old came with us last year, along with our friends elementary school kids (one of which loved the stripper pole by the way), and who ate a little bit to a moderate amount and didn't drink, everybody needed a ticket according to @immamac 2024

#167
14 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I don't know the definitive answer to your question, but when my 16 year old came with us last year, along with our friends elementary school kids (one of which loved the stripper pole by the way), and who ate a little bit to a moderate amount and didn't drink, everybody needed a ticket according to @immamac 2024

We went last year and didn't, so here we are, asking him.

#168
5 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

We went last year and didn't, so here we are, asking him.

Yeah, I think I met you at that tailgate.  Stripper pole?  Godspeed.

#169
20 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I don't know the definitive answer to your question, but when my 16 year old came with us last year, along with our friends elementary school kids (one of which loved the stripper pole by the way), and who ate a little bit to a moderate amount and didn't drink, everybody needed a ticket according to @immamac 2024

I get it, everything is a joke but if I don't have to pay $30-40 for A 16 year old girl to eat 2 slices of brisket and a bottle of water then walk around BEVO blvd while I hang out and drink beer, I'm not going to. This isn't complicated.

#170
28 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Being a night game, you should start it at like noon, to see what level of inebriation you can get folks to.

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You forgot this one... 😎

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#171
2 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Yeah, I think I met you at that tailgate.  Stripper pole?  Godspeed.

Maybe, maybe not. Recognize my wife's tits in my avatar?

#172
Just now, Longhornlove said:

I get it, everything is a joke but if I don't have to pay $30-40 for A 16 year old girl to eat 2 slices of brisket and a bottle of water then walk around BEVO blvd while I hang out and drink beer, I'm not going to. This isn't complicated.

What I posted was not a joke.  I asked him the same question last year.  Just passing the time until you get the answer from the Kraken. 

 

And we've met. 

#173
1 minute ago, Longhornlove said:

Maybe, maybe not. Recognize my wife's tits in my avatar?

Her face is up there?

 

No, but you were wearing the same shirt.  I think it was the MSST game.

#174
Just now, dcbc said:

Her face is up there?

 

No, but you were wearing the same shirt.  I think it was the MSST game.

It was. We go to 1 game every year. Wanted another one but schedule dictates when we go. We don't get many free weekends.

#175
16 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Yeah, I think I met you at that tailgate.  Stripper pole?  Godspeed.

I assumed that stripper pole was there every tailgate. 

#180

@immamac I bought two season tickets but my SO cannot go. Can I bring a friend for that second season ticket or do I need to buy a singular ticket for them? Just wanted some clarity. We might buy some more tickets anyway because a few extra people might come so I just wanted to see how many to buy

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#181
7 hours ago, Intercourse With Gray said:

@immamac I bought two season tickets but my SO cannot go. Can I bring a friend for that second season ticket or do I need to buy a singular ticket for them? Just wanted some clarity. We might buy some more tickets anyway because a few extra people might come so I just wanted to see how many to buy

Bring your friend. It's not that complex. We just want people paying that come. 

#183
16 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

My 98 lb 16 year old daughter doesn't eat much and won't be drinking alcohol. Do I need to pay for her an entry?

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#185
14 hours ago, immamac said:

Come to the tailgate y'all are good kids are free. 

Well, I stand corrected.

#188
1 hour ago, immamac said:

Do I get one or 2 pans of macaroni and cheese? Probably going to get chick fil a 

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#193
37 minutes ago, immamac said:

About to he there. 

Have yourself a great day Imma 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

#195
1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

That’s a damn long day. At least you’re not Mike  Gundy. 

 

or dabo sweeny 

#197
4 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

He's getting booed out of the stadium right now.

 

he failed to adjust to the portal era and will soon be jobless 

#199

anyways i wish there was some close/easy access parking to the tailgate area rn because i don't catch my flight home until 5:30 and have a couple hours to kill, bopping around town a little feeling nostalgic...i'd come shake your hand @immamacand let you know i appreciate you 🤘

#200
6 minutes ago, mchookem said:

anyways i wish there was some close/easy access parking to the tailgate area rn because i don't catch my flight home until 5:30 and have a couple hours to kill, bopping around town a little feeling nostalgic...i'd come shake your hand @immamacand let you know i appreciate you 🤘

 

Park somewhere, then grab an uber?

IIRC there’s a drop-off close. 

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