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#551
On 10/28/2025 at 5:01 PM, MissingInAction said:

I wish, but cant be out in the sun for long. Even though tailgate is shaded the eventual search for a ride home would be very painful. Literally. 

Are you a vampire?

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#555
2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Radiation treatment is a bitch.

Fuck Cancer

Kick its ass MIA

#557

We were planning to go but wife got sick. I guessed it’s Ebola. She’s not amused. 

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#560
2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

We were planning to go but wife got sick. I guessed it’s Ebola. She’s not amused. 

Did your balls catch it?

#561
15 hours ago, South Austin said:

Did your balls catch it?

 

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#562
20 hours ago, immamac said:

 

Burnt Ends Tailgate 🔜 https://t.co/jUxQW8qaZB

 

 

Shouldn't the promo code be "hisouthaustin'smom"?

#563
On 10/30/2025 at 8:13 AM, South Austin said:

If anything, you all need to attend just to meet a guy in real life who chose the username "Intercourse with Gray."

Hey haha, I chose that username 14 years ago after someone asked Johnathan Gray if he spoke to another player and he said he did have intercourse with him. I stick by it because it was funny as hell at the time. You probably weren't a fan at that time so I understand if you didn't know

It sure beats the username "South Austin" though where it's embedded in your DNA to constantly argue the pronunciation of "Menchaca" and always complain about having to cross the river to come into the actual city of Austin. But hey, at least y'all are closer to Schlitterbahn down there

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#564
6 hours ago, Intercourse With Gray said:

It sure beats the username "South Austin" though where it's embedded in your DNA to constantly argue the pronunciation of "Menchaca" and always complain about having to cross the river to come into the actual city of Austin. But hey, at least y'all are closer to Schlitterbahn down there

Well you sure told me.

#571

Me and one guy were left after the concert and thirty minutes later they unplugged the TV’s while I took harbor from the rain…  Just plain rude, no actual they told me before and I said ok.  I’ve moved to another tent to wait the rain out with one other person under it only.  I’ve sat down 30 minutes ago and we haven’t spoke a word to each other yet..   I’m also very high on edibles right now. 

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#579
5 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

But our degenerate, so you've got that going for you. Which is nice.

Happy Bill Murray GIF

#586
1 hour ago, immamac said:

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxG0bSrw6FLBs5feNhKQS9BVQSCCYTtx64?si=zs8SWI9d-cSrHV-j

Clip of someone just walking by. 2nd brisket about to get cut up and Rafa playing out in front with me entering into the scene wandering around looking for Gunnar who is over by the bike racks at the end hitting them with a stick lol. 

Ha, that's me and my group talking about some inane shit.

#587
1 hour ago, immamac said:

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxG0bSrw6FLBs5feNhKQS9BVQSCCYTtx64?si=zs8SWI9d-cSrHV-j

Clip of someone just walking by. 2nd brisket about to get cut up and Rafa playing out in front with me entering into the scene wandering around looking for Gunnar who is over by the bike racks at the end hitting them with a stick lol. 

Wife in the burnt orange shorts and white Texas hat.  I must have been on a beer run.

#588
3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Wife in the burnt orange shorts and white Texas hat.  I must have been on a beer run.

I looked for someone who looked like Springsteen wearing a South Austin name tag. 

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#589
16 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I looked for someone who looked like Springsteen wearing a South Austin name tag. 

I forgot the name tag, but I had the red bandana and denim jacket.

#590
3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I forgot the name tag, but I had the red bandana and denim jacket.

Well, other than my enormous thighs, I look nothing like Earl.  So there's that.

#592
1 minute ago, South Austin said:

You'll always be black to me.

That's fine.  But if you were to look up middle-aged white guy in the dictionary, there I am.  I grabbed the Earl avatar back on Shaggy because, Shaggy wasn't always kind to new people, and who would neg Earl. 

 

/I quickly got my answer to who would neg Earl and the accompanying comment was pretty damned funny.

#593
7 minutes ago, dcbc said:

That's fine.  But if you were to look up middle-aged white guy in the dictionary, there I am.  I grabbed the Earl avatar back on Shaggy because, Shaggy wasn't always kind to new people, and who would neg Earl. 

 

/I quickly got my answer to who would neg Earl and the accompanying comment was pretty damned funny.

I miss neg comments.

#597

We're in on Marlow's, and we need to change the mojo of that place since we're definitely going to beat Georgia.

 

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