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8 minutes ago, sidis said:

holy shit, i can't believe they can get away with charging you $25 fucking thousand dollars for a tent and a couple of parking spots for six saturdays against five shitty opponents.

that's fucking bonkers. they better hope the oline and arch get their shit together.

why? they already have the money. They don't care if no one shows up.

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6 minutes ago, immamac said:

why? they already have the money. They don't care if no one shows up.

next year.

16 minutes ago, immamac said:

why? they already have the money. They don't care if no one shows up.

i haven't been to a tailgate this year but send me a donation link. i'll send you something to help out.

eta: never mind, i see the link at the top of the page now.

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On 10/24/2025 at 1:23 PM, immamac said:

Just so y'all know what is going on and why I'm being the way I am.

Man, I wasn't really going to say it was "low-grade dog food."

 

I don't even begin to understand how you manage all of this with a full time job and a young family.  I really enjoyed the tailgate I attended last year.  You really do go above and beyond and put on a great party.  You're enthusiastic and friendly, and your hard work shines through.  I'm sorry it's biting you in the ass.  I wish I was in a financial position to play superman but have made some small donations this season.  I hope others will do the same because having these tailgates is a good thing.  Cheers.

5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Forecast for the weekend is looking perfect.

No kidding.  76/50 and blue skies for the first home game since September.  What the hell is the matter with people?  You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning!

 

16 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Will be there plus one (as usual). Friend should be buying his ticket soon.

Looks like a cool morning.

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I should be there with the wife, and possibly two friends attending the game with us.  So aside from my season pass, I may be buying anywhere from 1 to 3 tickets if that helps the cause.

12 minutes ago, immamac said:

It most definitely does. 

Okay.  Went ahead and bought three tickets.  Not sure if our two friends will make it in time, but helping out my cause.  See you assholes on Saturday.

8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Okay.  Went ahead and bought three tickets.  Not sure if our two friends will make it in time, but helping out my cause.  See you assholes on Saturday.

To progress on my previous theme . . . 

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As an aside, I woke up from a dream last night in which I was in charge of making breakfast tacos for the tailgate.  It shook me.

25 minutes ago, dcbc said:

As an aside, I woke up from a dream last night in which I was in charge of making breakfast tacos for the tailgate.  It shook me.

Bacon, egg, and chorizo, please.  Thank you.

15 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Bacon, egg, and chorizo, please.  Thank you.

 

No brisket tacos? Pass. 

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Breakfast taco bar is unlocked. Eggs (non dairy), ham, chorizo, bacon, sausage, cheese, tortillas

Donuts unlocked

2 Whole Briskets unlocked

Keep it rolling and maybe we won't lose our fucking asses this season. 

All the range of Rodney!

 

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4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Just don't tell 'em you're Jewish. Okay!

Wang!  It's a parking lot.  C'mon!

On 10/24/2025 at 2:37 PM, sidis said:

holy shit, i can't believe they can get away with charging you $25 fucking thousand dollars for a tent and a couple of parking spots for six saturdays against five shitty opponents.

that's fucking bonkers. they better hope the oline and arch get their shit together.

I'm guessing its like the cowboys these days, the crowds will be there regardless. The city has grown so much that there will probably always be enough corporate entities willing to pony up for a spot and charge it off to their marketing spend. The bigger issue for me is all of the f'n 11AM kickoffs which blow, but I guess that's just how its gonna be now that we are in the SEC. 

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19 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm guessing its like the cowboys these days, the crowds will be there regardless. The city has grown so much that there will probably always be enough corporate entities willing to pony up for a spot and charge it off to their marketing spend. The bigger issue for me is all of the f'n 11AM kickoffs which blow, but I guess that's just how its gonna be now that we are in the SEC. 

I thought that one of the arguments for leaving the Big 12 was to get out of the 11 a.m. "Big Noon" window with Fox. 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Pretty sure it was just about money. 

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Can I pour tequila on my breakfast tacos?

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47 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Can I pour tequila on my breakfast tacos?

Can you make a shoe smell? 

12 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

You going?  

I wish, but cant be out in the sun for long. Even though tailgate is shaded the eventual search for a ride home would be very painful. Literally. 

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3 hours ago, immamac said:

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Tickets are $45 apiece now (I paid $30 for SHSU game)? Kids up to what age are FREE?

Don't forget to post this on social media.

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21 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Tickets are $45 apiece now (I paid $30 for SHSU game)? Kids up to what age are FREE?

Don't forget to post this on social media.

Kids are just free don't overcomplicate it, if they eat and drink like an adult pay. 

I'll put up a coupon code for a limited time today probably. 

Also at $45 it's not like I'm making any money lol 

Thanks for setting up! Just got 5 tickets to support. Probably don’t need a ton of extra beer as we’ll bring some of our own to contribute. 

its weird but a lot of school and company tailgates are targeting the Arkansas weekend. This one seems way better given the matchup and the weather

15 minutes ago, immamac said:

Kids are just free don't overcomplicate it, if they eat and drink like an adult pay. 

I'll put up a coupon code for a limited time today probably. 

Also at $45 it's not like I'm making any money lol 

I know you're not making any money.

I'm not gonna be in ATX this Saturday, but I wanted to pass the tailgate info along to the season ticket holders I know.

Anyone complaining about $45 needs to GTFO. I easily eat and drink double that value at every tailgate.

Also you should pay for your fuck trophies IMO.

 

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14 minutes ago, Professor Chesney said:

Thanks for setting up! Just got 5 tickets to support. Probably don’t need a ton of extra beer as we’ll bring some of our own to contribute. 

its weird but a lot of school and company tailgates are targeting the Arkansas weekend. This one seems way better given the matchup and the weather

We've got beer from Faust feel free to bring more if you want. 

I've been making a handful of small donations since before the FL game and am about to send another one.  Thanks not just for hanging in there @immamac!  Thanks for kicking ass!

 

See y'all on Saturday!  Hook em!

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12 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Anyone complaining about $45 needs to GTFO. I easily eat and drink double that value at every tailgate.

Also you should pay for your fuck trophies IMO.

 

For real. These tailgates are the highlight of the season for me. The weather is also going to be perfect this Saturday, as compared to the 90+ degree scorchers back in September. There's no place I'd rather be besides this tailgate on Saturday morning. I highly recommend if you haven't experienced one this season yet, to get your tickets. 

If anything, you all need to attend just to meet a guy in real life who chose the username "Intercourse with Gray."

18 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Maybe that’s his real name too. 

South Austin after a couple beers:  "Hey, where's Intercourse!?!?"

18 minutes ago, South Austin said:

South Austin after a couple beers:  "Hey, where's Intercourse!?!?"

 

You didn’t move to Arkansas and end up in a video, did you?

”Nah, not really, but yeah.”

52 minutes ago, South Austin said:

South Austin after a couple beers:  "Hey, where's Intercourse!?!?"

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2 hours ago, 66BUFF said:

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It's worth the trip for the Amish women alone, forget about the dairy farms and expert carpentry.

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