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On 11/1/2025 at 11:06 AM, Underdog said:

Big & Tall shirts are your friend. 

 

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50 minutes ago, immamac said:

Who gives a shit about the game let's fucking party. 

 

This. Fuck it. Have a good time, with good people, and the rest is small potatoes in the grand scheme of things.

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Whole hog secured (100lb+) and wings!

Who gives a shit about the game let's fucking party. 

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2 hours ago, immamac said:

Whole hog secured (100lb+) and wings!

Who gives a shit about the game let's fucking party. 

If you need help setting up holler at ya boi

7 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

This. Fuck it. Have a good time, with good people, and the rest is small potatoes in the grand scheme of things.

Who are the good people in this scenario?

10 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Who are the good people in this scenario?

The ones with cookies?

 

My flight from Atlanta gets into Austin early 🤞 so if my plane don’t crash I will crush tailgate. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

In.  Will see y'all there.

Sorry guys.  Brisket and his wife are going to the game with us, and I tried to spare you all and dissuade him from attending the tailgate.  I'll get him to ease up on discussions of the impending doom of American democracy, and focus more on the impending doom of the Longhorn football program.

19 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Sorry guys.  Brisket and his wife are going to the game with us, and I tried to spare you all and dissuade him from attending the tailgate.  I'll get him to ease up on discussions of the impending doom of American democracy, and focus more on the impending doom of the Longhorn football program.

I assure you, there is nothing that I can't be utterly pessimistic about.

The decline of good neighborhood tex-mex places?  The costs of car ownership?  The continuing use of kale as an ingredient in restaurant dishes?  I can be a negative nancy about all of that shit.

Now, the ongoing ubiquity of yoga pants....there ya go, there's my ray-of-sunshine topic.

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I assure you, there is nothing that I can't be utterly pessimistic about.

The decline of good neighborhood tex-mex places?  The costs of car ownership?  The continuing use of kale as an ingredient in restaurant dishes?  I can be a negative nancy about all of that shit.

Now, the ongoing ubiquity of yoga pants....there ya go, there's my ray-of-sunshine topic.

Me walking Brisket around at the tailgate:

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6 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Me walking Brisket around at the tailgate:

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Brisket, walking around the tailgate:

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52 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Sorry guys.  Brisket and his wife are going to the game with us, and I tried to spare you all and dissuade him from attending the tailgate. 

 

You're going to intentionally feed him alsup burritos beforehand, aren’t you?

 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Now, the ongoing ubiquity of yoga pants....there ya go, there's my ray-of-sunshine topic.

I guess you haven’t been to WalMart lately

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Bringing Luna. Where's a good place to park?

Sorry, I don't know where dedicated dog parking is on campus.  You might just have to bring her to the tailgate.

11 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

what if I want to pay, eat, drink and just be by myself? I don't like anyone

Maybe if Ted Cruz is attending you can hang out with him.

11 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Maybe if Ted Cruz is attending you can hang out with him.

what if I want to pay, eat, drink and just be by myself? I don't like anyone

37 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

what if I want to pay, eat, drink and just be by myself? I don't like anyone

You will like me.

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Do we all wear our surly name tags at these or what?  

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Sorry guys.  Brisket and his wife are going to the game with us, and I tried to spare you all and dissuade him from attending the tailgate.  I'll get him to ease up on discussions of the impending doom of American democracy, and focus more on the impending doom of the Longhorn football program.

Fuck was planning on it but now, no way! 

18 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

You will like me.

We might talk, briefly. Then we go on opposite sides and glare at each other 

7 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

We might talk, briefly. Then we go on opposite sides and glare at each other 

I will shoulder check you and send a letter to your mother.

30 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I will shoulder check you and send a letter to your mother.

Well, I won't eat your "chili" with beans and I will send a PM to blacklab detailing your bullying.

52 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Do we all wear our surly name tags at these or what?  

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Sending my coworker since I can't make it. So if anyone sees a goofy Mexican dude yelling muledick with a thick accent, that's Jesus.

4 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Sending my coworker since I can't make it. So if anyone sees a goofy Mexican dude yelling muledick with a thick accent, that's Jesus.

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3 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

what if I want to pay, eat, drink and just be by myself? I don't like anyone

MIA just said he’ll be there. He doesn’t like anyone either. Hang out with him. 

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

You will like me.

See what I mean. 

56 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Sending my coworker since I can't make it. So if anyone sees a goofy Mexican dude yelling muledick with a thick accent, that's Jesus.

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22 minutes ago, immamac said:

We lit. 

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You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock and roll. Chips, dips, chains, whips. You know, your basic old people orgy type of thing. I mean I'm not talking candle wax on the nipples or witchcraft or anything like that. No no. Just a couple of hundred surlies running around in their underwear acting like complete animals!

 

 

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