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3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Dude, you need to consider what next year is most likely going to look like. Assuming we rotate to other members of the SEC, we're looking at home games against Ohio State, and some mix of Missouri, Tennessee, Ole Miss, South Carolina, LSU, Auburn and Alabama. That's going to be a salty home schedule no matter how you dice it. 

I am aware.  If this season had a schedule more like that, I'd be closer to making it my last.  But as I indicated, I'll be in for at least one more season.

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On 8/6/2025 at 8:23 AM, TxEx84 said:

I'll be at Kentucky also with about eight others. I've been to one football game there years ago. Tailgate scene was decent. Expect a friendly crowd. I did a quick check and to reserve a tailgate setup from RevelXP is $1200 - the most expensive game of the year. Even more than their Tennessee game. The Texas game is Homecoming and Parents Weekend. Go figure. We plan to go to Kenneland on Friday. Since the game is Saturday night, we are deciding on whether to go to Kenneland again, bourbon trail, or all day tailgate.

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On 8/6/2025 at 8:36 AM, BurntEyes said:

@TxEx84 I'll be there with an amigo as well. Between you, me and @GottaB sounds like we'll have 12 or so folks. So $100ish per person. If you were open to reserving the spot I'd be open to chipping in $200. Maybe make plans for some grub and drinks? I'm driving in and could bring coolers, canopy and a some chairs. PM me if interested.

I'll be at Kentucky as well. Gotta figure if we're tailgating or meeting up at a campus bar

46 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

I'll be at Kentucky as well. Gotta figure if we're tailgating or meeting up at a campus bar

The have a thread for that specific game. 

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Lots of excitement carrying over this week. We are planning to feed 100 but I have a feeling we will run out of food well before walk to kick.  

We have new partners and some old partners still. 

We are also giving away 2 tickets each game 30 minutes before kick. Plan to come watch and maybe get to go to the game! 

Y’all are doing amazing with these. It’s my honor for me to attend at least two Surly events a season. Y’all have made this a destination. 🤘🏼 

On 8/29/2025 at 9:03 AM, immamac said:

 

Hmm, the little nuggie in the last second of that clip.  

What are we calling this party on the signs this year?  Surly? Burnt Ends? OTF? Mule Dick?

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Just bought the season pass with the additional handjob option.  Looking forward to Saturday.  Start hydrating!

40 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Just bought the season pass with the additional handjob option.  Looking forward to Saturday.  Start hydrating!

I def should have read the fine print on the season pass options!

Sorry to miss the first one. Required to be out of town. Will make the rest. And I'll be sure to look into the handjob add-on option.

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

Just bought the season pass with the additional handjob option.  Looking forward to Saturday.  Start hydrating!

Your mom is giving the handjobs so I was surprised you added the option.  

58 minutes ago, Intercourse With Gray said:

Just got my season passes. WTF is this weeks game at 11am? Its not a big noon kick off. It doesnt matter. Lets go!

There aren’t many good games this week and ESPN needed to fill the slot. ESPN thinks people will tune in for an 11 am because Texas+Arch

13 hours ago, Tex48 said:

ESPN thinks people will tune in for an 11 am because Texas+Arch

Well. They're right. 

2 hours ago, immamac said:

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Pro-tip: call your Lyft or Uber to the Snarfs Sandwiches across the street instead of the stadium. It’s usually cheaper.

Anybody going to the game and willing to snag me 2 of those new orange helmet yetis? Obviously I will pay + shipping. I’ll even buy you one if that helps any lol.

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1 minute ago, TexasExe14 said:

Anybody going to the game and willing to snag me 2 of those new orange helmet yetis? Obviously I will pay + shipping. I’ll even buy you one if that helps any lol.

I can get this done for you. Someone bring them back to the tailgate and I'll have an shipped. Send me address in DM 

Okay, I bought my tickets for wifey and me. 

@immamac Shall I bring your sacred Surly Horns football?  

@South Austin will you be there? I want to fight you.  

Here's my signed and notarized confidentiality form:

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1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Okay, I bought my tickets for wifey and me. 

@immamac Shall I bring your sacred Surly Horns football?  

@South Austin will you be there? I want to fight you.  

Here's my signed and notarized confidentiality form:

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I’m loving that there’s a public group chat going on between people at the tailgate about someone who is also at the tailgate but not included. 

5 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

I’m loving that there’s a public group chat going on between people at the tailgate about someone who is also at the tailgate but not included. 

Hey now, I’ve actually talked to a couple people in real life.

2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Quinn in spirit at the tailgate

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Did you make a trophy stand out of bubble wrap?  

28 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Did you make a trophy stand out of bubble wrap?  

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On 9/4/2025 at 9:53 PM, TreatyOak said:

Okay, I bought my tickets for wifey and me. 

@immamac Shall I bring your sacred Surly Horns football?  

@South Austin will you be there? I want to fight you.  

Here's my signed and notarized confidentiality form:

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Too many fucking lawyers on this site.

Pretty sure this is the only Surly rule...

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