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Thanks for all the hard work for today's Tailgate @immamac 

 

🤘 Hope all y'all attending have a fuckin' great time!!!  🎉🎉🎉🎉

Headed that way.  They have a conversation yes or no option on uber when you do comfort or above level but 8/10 times in Austin they don’t speak English anyway.  That should be a option maybe..  Trying to get them to drop you where you want around the stadium is a bit difficult.  

16 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Headed that way.  They have a conversation yes or no option on uber when you do comfort or above level but 8/10 times in Austin they don’t speak English anyway.  That should be a option maybe..  Trying to get them to drop you where you want around the stadium is a bit difficult.  

I do a lot of pointing along with broken spanish.

4 hours ago, immamac said:

Park at snarfs its like a 2 minute walk. 

@mchookem

well Tacodeli's Otto and Central Market browsing won out 😄...plus it was like 95 degrees. but i drove by and waved on my way to abia 😁 🤘

1 hour ago, luke duke said:

I don’t see a hair net.

It’s under the wig…

5 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

There is plenty left even after I gorged myself. Fucking delicious. 

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Did you eat the whole point off that brisket?

19 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I do a lot of pointing along with broken spanish.

I fix his meals and a speak to him in my old broken spanish. He points at things and tells me names of things I can't recall. 

Looks like a hell of a spread.  Great work!

Imma you look great. Losing weight?  Also missed a great your mom set-up with the bone sliding right out. 

1 hour ago, tejas60 said:

I fix his meals and a speak to him in my old broken spanish. He points at things and tells me names of things I can't recall. 

 I like to read. We should hang out.

I am beyond surprise that anyone would catch that.

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22 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

There is plenty left even after I gorged myself. Fucking delicious. 

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Everything was very good, but the ribs were the best. Great job smoking, Burt's BBQ (?) and @immamac for food preparation. Sides were top shelf, too.

I forwarded the Florida tailgate link to a couple of friends (not Surly posters) going to Gainesville - "Longhorn Swamp Cruise". They asked if an actual boat was involved. I mean, what could wrong with an open bar, water, and alligators? 😄😄😄

I demand all the surly dipshits show up so I can tell them how fucking worthless they are to their loser faces.

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7 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I demand all the surly dipshits show up so I can tell them how fucking worthless they are to their loser faces.

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1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

I demand all the surly dipshits show up so I can tell them how fucking worthless they are to their loser faces.

I was suprised at the number of people who were like I won’t tell you my handle but I’ll tell you my real name at the tailgate.  If you are that ashamed of who you are online, maybe don’t be that guy online anymore. Coming from someone who has made plenty of mistakes on here  but made progress in their life.  Don’t be a pussy,  own your shit, no one cares in real life.  People can disagree on a lot and still get along. Hints the problems with this country right now. 

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8 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I demand all the surly dipshits show up so I can tell them how fucking worthless they are to their loser faces.

You don’t have the balls. Some folks at that tailgate will have been vaccinated and you won’t risk getting infected with their 5g woke mind virus that will make you believe the world is round. 

10 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I demand all the surly dipshits show up so I can tell them how fucking worthless they are to their loser faces.

Who the fuck are you?

22 minutes ago, immamac said:

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I was just about to ask where the location was - solid spot. Parking is nonexistent. I wouldn't even try to find parking near campus. Uber, rather than trying to drive and find a place to park. 

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4 hours ago, immamac said:

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Just got my ticket for the tailgate. See you losers there. 

3 hours ago, Noozak said:

I was just about to ask where the location was - solid spot. Parking is nonexistent. I wouldn't even try to find parking near campus. Uber, rather than trying to drive and find a place to park. 

My coworker who went to UF for undergrad said the opposite, that parking would be plentiful around campus. 

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

We are aiming to have 750 at this tailgate - I would appreciate any help in spreading the word about it. Tell everyone you know who's going to buy tickets - I've haven't fucked one up yet...

Yet doing a lot of work there. 

 

I kid, I kid. I'm glad you handle the logistics, and I just come and drink and eat. 

8 minutes ago, hornian said:

Just got my ticket for the tailgate. See you losers there. 

My coworker who went to UF for undergrad said the opposite, that parking would be plentiful around campus. 

I'm usually there once a year for a game and I have never experienced that. I didn't go to school there though, so it's possible there are places to park that I have totally missed. As a matter of fact ask your coworker where so I can avoid the mess of finding a spot lol 

4 hours ago, immamac said:

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Sweet...I'm in!

4 hours ago, Noozak said:

I was just about to ask where the location was - solid spot. Parking is nonexistent. I wouldn't even try to find parking near campus. Uber, rather than trying to drive and find a place to park. 

Good to know. 

20 minutes ago, immamac said:

We are aiming to have 750 at this tailgate - I would appreciate any help in spreading the word about it. Tell everyone you know who's going to buy tickets - I've haven't fucked one up yet...

I'll let the Tampa Horns know about it. I know of a few that are going to the game. 

20 hours ago, TxEx84 said:

I forwarded the Florida tailgate link to a couple of friends (not Surly posters) going to Gainesville - "Longhorn Swamp Cruise". They asked if an actual boat was involved. I mean, what could wrong with an open bar, water, and alligators? 😄😄😄

 

 

a surly boat, what could go wrong ??

 

boat fail GIF

48 minutes ago, immamac said:

We are aiming to have 750 at this tailgate - I would appreciate any help in spreading the word about it. Tell everyone you know who's going to buy tickets - I've haven't fucked one up yet...

Dude, you need more help.  

33 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Dude, you need more help.  

Yep. 

Hiring out help is the best thing you can do IMO. Money can't buy you happiness, but it sure as shit can buy you some time to enjoy yourself. 

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