September 22Sep 22 1 hour ago, hornian said: Just got my ticket for the tailgate. See you losers there. My coworker who went to UF for undergrad said the opposite, that parking would be plentiful around campus. Your co-worker must not like you that much. 🙃
September 22Sep 22 5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said: i'm curious how you feed 750 people ? Is this a serious question? Probably the exact same way you feed 1 person, but for more. The real question you should be asking is if Imma is going to cook a fuck ton of gator. Edited September 22Sep 22 by SydneyCarton
September 22Sep 22 Author There will be gator, it won't be a full gator, that would be like killing a longhorn and butchering it on campus here vs just serving brisket. I'm open to some troll decorations, but we aren't trying to go be assholes.
September 22Sep 22 46 minutes ago, DFW Horn said: Your co-worker must not like you that much. 🙃 Have you considered that it may be different? Especially when you have been coached by Sun Belt Billy for a few years.
September 22Sep 22 2 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said: Have you considered that it may be different? Especially when you have been coached by Sun Belt Billy for a few years. No, I expect UF vs UT to be sold out with no parking anywhere near the stadium since Texas hasn't played there since 1940. It may be different when UF plays Long Island U
September 22Sep 22 5 minutes ago, immamac said: There will be gator, it won't be a full gator, that would be like killing a longhorn and butchering it on campus here vs just serving brisket. I'm open to some troll decorations, but we aren't trying to go be assholes. The entire site ethos is being a bunch of assholes.
September 22Sep 22 1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said: The entire site ethos is being a bunch of assholes.
September 22Sep 22 The gator fans I hung out with when they were here last year were super cool. I expect this excursion to be a great time.
September 22Sep 22 37 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: The entire site ethos is being a bunch of assholes. Say what you want about the tenets of Suryhorns, Dude. At least it's an ethos.
September 22Sep 22 On 9/11/2025 at 12:45 PM, immamac said: We are going live today. https://tailgate.surlyhorns.com/event/10/surly-horns-on-texas-football-road-tailgate-texas-at-florida-longhorn-swamp-cruise How about tree fiddy $3.50 instead?
September 22Sep 22 2 hours ago, DFW Horn said: No, I expect UF vs UT to be sold out with no parking anywhere near the stadium since Texas hasn't played there since 1940. It may be different when UF plays Long Island U https://gamedayparkingfl.org/ 2720 SW 2nd Ave, Gainesville, Florida
September 23Sep 23 Kind of random but @immamac I'm convinced I saw you picking up donuts at Donut Taco Palace on Saturday morning... the 290 location. Didn't want to come up and say "I'm from the intertubes"
September 23Sep 23 Author Just now, texasdago said: Kind of random but @immamac I'm convinced I saw you picking up donuts at Donut Taco Palace on Saturday morning... the 290 location. Didn't want to come up and say "I'm from the intertubes" You should have - I was definitely there. You should have just yelled MULEDICK
September 23Sep 23 14 minutes ago, immamac said: You should have - I was definitely there. You should have just yelled MULEDICK Too funny... I'll have to figure out how to say MULEDICK in Italian... cazzo di asino?
September 23Sep 23 2 hours ago, texasdago said: Too funny... I'll have to figure out how to say MULEDICK in Italian... cazzo di asino? Sancho!
September 24Sep 24 Hey, I quit going to UF home games a while ago but if you want some recommendations on places to hit up in addition to Surlytailgate here are my thoughts Satchels Pizza. Not close to campus but awesome The Swamp restaurant bar..will be packed with Sorority and Frat types. Spurriers Grid Iron Grille. Again not close but the food is good and it's more upscale. Salty Dog, very close to stadium. I think I have an endowed barstool there from looking at my kids bank records. Not the wormy dog but a cool but very crowded place McDintons. Very close to the dog. A little more upscale than the dog. Lillian's music store. upscale Not close to the university but has everything from older cougars to sorority's finest. Ifn' I get a wild hair to go, I'll sign up for the surly deal. Edited September 24Sep 24 by Litig8r
September 24Sep 24 Author 4 minutes ago, Litig8r said: Hey, I quit going to UF home games a while ago but if you want some recommendations on places to hit up in addition to Surlytailgate here are my thoughts Satchels Pizza. Not close to campus but awesome The Swamp restaurant bar..will be packed with Sorority and Frat types. Spurriers Grid Iron Grille. Again not close but the food is good and it's more upscale. Salty Dog, very close to stadium. I think I have an endowed barstool there from looking at my kids bank records. Not the wormy dog but a cool but very crowded place McDintons. Very close to the dog. A little more upscale than the dog. Lillian's music store. upscale Not close to the university but has everything from older cougars to sorority's finest. Ifn' I get a wild hair to go, I'll sign up for the surly deal. You should come to our thing anyway. Would love to see you there.
September 24Sep 24 13 minutes ago, immamac said: You should come to our thing anyway. Would love to see you there. If I go, I will surly stop by!
September 24Sep 24 Author Popular Post MORNING MENU (10AM Start) Hummus and Pita Salad/Veggie Skewers Chicken Quesadilla Trumpets AFTERNOON MENU (12:30-1PM Start) Gator Bites A Big Bad Beef Bite (Finalizing) Spicy Chicken Empanadas Fried Mac n Cheese Balls Homemade Samosas (Vegan) BEER - LOCAL FLORIDA CRAFT First Magnitued Brewing Company -Vega, 72, William, Honey Bee, Oktoberfest Swamp Head Brewing - Understory, Forever Florida, Wild Night and Lemon Days Modelo or another Mexican Lager SELTZER / RTD High Noon, Surfside Lemonade and Tea, Long Drink, SipMargs NA & CIDER Original Sin Black Widow(GF), Angry Orchard (GF) Athletic NA LIQUOR - SELF SERVICE BAR Vodka - Tito’s Tequila - Dulce Vida Whiskey - Buffalo Trace Gin - Tanqueray What do y'all think of the menu/bevs?
September 24Sep 24 32 minutes ago, immamac said: What do y'all think of the menu/bevs? Needs more Bloody Mary on it for the morning. We're not savages.
September 24Sep 24 Author 8 minutes ago, hornian said: Needs more Bloody Mary on it for the morning. We're not savages. Will be a bloody bar at self serve.
September 25Sep 25 On 9/22/2025 at 2:23 PM, tx 3 putt said: i'm curious how you feed 750 people ? Immamac feeding 750 Surly tailgaters is the same way Jesus fed the 5000.
September 25Sep 25 13 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said: Immamac feeding 750 Surly tailgaters is the same way Jesus fed the 5000. That thought has been bouncing around in my head for the last couple of days. Thanks for saying it!
September 25Sep 25 2 hours ago, thunderlounge said: Holy. Shit. FCB was finally right about something. The retweet with the F.C.B. banner is
September 26Sep 26 23 hours ago, TexasEx said: Lol. Oh my god. That is amazing. FCB posting FCB and not knowing it.
September 26Sep 26 Author 34 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said: Ticket bought. Ready to contribute to the upcoming swamp of piss! Did you get your ticket email late?
September 27Sep 27 On 9/22/2025 at 1:50 PM, hornian said: Yep. Hiring out help is the best thing you can do IMO. Money can't buy you happiness, but it sure as shit can buy you some time to enjoy yourself. 🤔 Are we talking about BBQ? …or prostitution? On 9/25/2025 at 12:43 PM, TexasEx said: Lol. Cats? Do they feel dominated by cats? Edited September 27Sep 27 by Napoleon
September 27Sep 27 19 hours ago, immamac said: Did you get your ticket email late? No email in my inbox. The site was acting up when I was submitting the order. I got the QR code pdf from the site though.
September 27Sep 27 Author 49 minutes ago, Ignatius said: Hey Imma are y’all doing something in Athens? Yes.
September 28Sep 28 Author Austin Watch Party for those not going. https://tailgate.surlyhorns.com/event/9/surly-horns-texas-at-florida-watchparty-rolling-the-gators-marlow-on-old-6th
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