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1 hour ago, hornian said:

Just got my ticket for the tailgate. See you losers there. 

My coworker who went to UF for undergrad said the opposite, that parking would be plentiful around campus. 

Your co-worker must not like you that much. 🙃

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5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

i'm curious how you feed 750 people ?

Is this a serious question? Probably the exact same way you feed 1 person, but for more. 

The real question you should be asking is if Imma is going to cook a fuck ton of gator. 

How to Cook a Whole Alligator

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46 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Your co-worker must not like you that much. 🙃

Have you considered that it may be different? Especially when you have been coached by Sun Belt Billy for a few years.

2 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Have you considered that it may be different? Especially when you have been coached by Sun Belt Billy for a few years.

No, I expect UF vs UT to be sold out with no parking anywhere near the stadium since Texas hasn't played there since 1940. It may be different when UF plays Long Island U

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

There will be gator, it won't be a full gator, that would be like killing a longhorn and butchering it on campus here vs just serving brisket. I'm open to some troll decorations, but we aren't trying to go be assholes.

The entire site ethos is being a bunch of assholes. 

37 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The entire site ethos is being a bunch of assholes. 

Say what you want about the tenets of Suryhorns, Dude.  At least it's an ethos.

2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

No, I expect UF vs UT to be sold out with no parking anywhere near the stadium since Texas hasn't played there since 1940. It may be different when UF plays Long Island U

https://gamedayparkingfl.org/

2720 SW 2nd Ave, Gainesville, Florida

Kind of random but @immamac I'm convinced I saw you picking up donuts at Donut Taco Palace on Saturday morning... the 290 location.  Didn't want to come up and say "I'm from the intertubes" 

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Just now, texasdago said:

Kind of random but @immamac I'm convinced I saw you picking up donuts at Donut Taco Palace on Saturday morning... the 290 location.  Didn't want to come up and say "I'm from the intertubes" 

You should have - I was definitely there. You should have just yelled MULEDICK

14 minutes ago, immamac said:

You should have - I was definitely there. You should have just yelled MULEDICK

Too funny... I'll have to figure out how to say MULEDICK in Italian... cazzo di asino?

2 hours ago, texasdago said:

Too funny... I'll have to figure out how to say MULEDICK in Italian... cazzo di asino?

Sancho! 

Hey, I quit going to UF home games a while ago but if you want some recommendations on places to hit up in addition to Surlytailgate here are my thoughts

Satchels Pizza.  Not close to campus but awesome

The Swamp restaurant bar..will be packed with Sorority and Frat types.  

Spurriers Grid Iron Grille.  Again not close but the food is good and it's more upscale. 

Salty Dog, very close to stadium.  I think I have an endowed barstool there from looking at my kids bank records.  Not the wormy dog but a cool but very crowded place 

McDintons.  Very close to the dog.  A little more upscale than the dog.  

Lillian's music store.  upscale  Not close to the university but has everything from older cougars to sorority's finest.  

Ifn' I get a wild hair to go, I'll sign up for the surly deal.  

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4 minutes ago, Litig8r said:

Hey, I quit going to UF home games a while ago but if you want some recommendations on places to hit up in addition to Surlytailgate here are my thoughts

Satchels Pizza.  Not close to campus but awesome

The Swamp restaurant bar..will be packed with Sorority and Frat types.  

Spurriers Grid Iron Grille.  Again not close but the food is good and it's more upscale. 

Salty Dog, very close to stadium.  I think I have an endowed barstool there from looking at my kids bank records.  Not the wormy dog but a cool but very crowded place 

McDintons.  Very close to the dog.  A little more upscale than the dog.  

Lillian's music store.  upscale  Not close to the university but has everything from older cougars to sorority's finest.  

Ifn' I get a wild hair to go, I'll sign up for the surly deal.  

You should come to our thing anyway. Would love to see you there. 

13 minutes ago, immamac said:

You should come to our thing anyway. Would love to see you there. 

If I go, I will surly stop by!

 

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MORNING MENU (10AM Start)

Hummus and Pita

Salad/Veggie Skewers

Chicken Quesadilla Trumpets

AFTERNOON MENU (12:30-1PM Start)

Gator Bites

A Big Bad Beef Bite (Finalizing)

Spicy Chicken Empanadas

Fried Mac n Cheese Balls

Homemade Samosas (Vegan)


BEER - LOCAL FLORIDA CRAFT

First Magnitued Brewing Company -Vega, 72, William, Honey Bee, Oktoberfest

Swamp Head Brewing - Understory, Forever Florida, Wild Night and Lemon Days

Modelo or another Mexican Lager

 

SELTZER / RTD

High Noon, Surfside Lemonade and Tea, Long Drink, SipMargs

 

NA & CIDER

Original Sin Black Widow(GF), Angry Orchard (GF)

Athletic NA

 

LIQUOR - SELF SERVICE BAR

Vodka - Tito’s

Tequila - Dulce Vida

Whiskey - Buffalo Trace

Gin - Tanqueray

What do y'all think of the menu/bevs? 

32 minutes ago, immamac said:

What do y'all think of the menu/bevs? 

Needs more Bloody Mary on it for the morning. We're not savages. 

 

On 9/22/2025 at 2:23 PM, tx 3 putt said:

i'm curious how you feed 750 people ?

Immamac feeding 750 Surly tailgaters is the same way Jesus fed the 5000.

13 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Immamac feeding 750 Surly tailgaters is the same way Jesus fed the 5000.

That thought has been bouncing around in my head for the last couple of days.  Thanks for saying it!

2 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Holy. Shit. FCB was finally right about something. 

The retweet with the F.C.B. banner is Seth Meyers Lol GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers

6 hours ago, TexasEx said:

Lol. 
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Stockholm Syndrome.

23 hours ago, TexasEx said:

Lol. 
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Oh my god. That is amazing. 

FCB posting FCB and not knowing it.

On 9/22/2025 at 1:50 PM, hornian said:

Yep. 

Hiring out help is the best thing you can do IMO. Money can't buy you happiness, but it sure as shit can buy you some time to enjoy yourself. 

🤔

Are we talking about BBQ?

…or prostitution?

 

On 9/25/2025 at 12:43 PM, TexasEx said:

Lol. 
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Cats? Do they feel dominated by cats?

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19 hours ago, immamac said:

Did you get your ticket email late? 

No email in my inbox. The site was acting up when I was submitting the order. I got the QR code pdf from the site though.

3 hours ago, immamac said:

Yes. 

 

that game will be very very important 

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