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8 minutes ago, hornian said:

Since when is Tickets shortened to TXTS or TXT?

TXT is getting common but I updated per your suggestion. Thanks.  

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After being a college football addict every week this season, if Arch Manning and the offense figures their bullshit out, I think we're the best team in the SEC.

Thanks for listening.

43 minutes ago, immamac said:

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Come thirsty assholes. 

 

I love how one line just says “Liquor”, and one just says “Beer”

 

15 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I read that as "come thirsty for assholes". 

I need help.

Or, like The Joker, are you just ahead of the curve?

54 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I need help.

We know. And we're cheering for you. 

I don't think I have ever wanted another team to beat my Gators but do us a favor and stomp our ass.  Time for a fucking change.  

5 hours ago, Litig8r said:

I don't think I have ever wanted another team to beat my Gators but do us a favor and stomp our ass.  Time for a fucking change.  

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I have one 25ft HDMI if someone has a 25-50ft HDMI and is flying in can you bring it? I want it just in case we wanna put 2 extra TVs up in the wings. I am bringing an HDMI splitter so we won't have issues there and we will have starlink - if anyone has a router that can handle 256 clients bring that I apparently threw mine away. The starlink one will handle 128, but we may exceed that. 

Also my airbnb fell through last minute which sucks so I'm sleeping in a car unless someone has a couch in Gainesville I can crash. Hotels are insane and I have to be at site too early to drive to Ocala or Jacksonville and back. 

17 minutes ago, immamac said:

I have one 25ft HDMI if someone has a 25-50ft HDMI and is flying in can you bring it? I want it just in case we wanna put 2 extra TVs up in the wings. I am bringing an HDMI splitter so we won't have issues there and we will have starlink - if anyone has a router that can handle 256 clients bring that I apparently threw mine away. The starlink one will handle 128, but we may exceed that. 

Also my airbnb fell through last minute which sucks so I'm sleeping in a car unless someone has a couch in Gainesville I can crash. Hotels are insane and I have to be at site too early to drive to Ocala or Jacksonville and back. 

Looks like a dump, but it's gotta be better than sleeping in your car: link.

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

I plan on being hammered drunk Friday night. There's no way I'm driving 26 minutes in Florida after handing out wristbands at a bar from 7-10PM

Two words: sex tent.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Cheap Walmart tent and sleeping at tailgate site? 

That's more than two words, but yeah.

7 minutes ago, immamac said:

Cheap Walmart tent and sleeping at tailgate site? 

 

I think we've found an addition to the War Wagon. Drop-down bunks. :D 

21 minutes ago, immamac said:

I plan on being hammered drunk Friday night. There's no way I'm driving 26 minutes in Florida after handing out wristbands at a bar from 7-10PM

100% shit hole.  I think Burning Man is over..Sex Tent 100% the way to go. 

Buy a $100 tent and give it to a homeless person on your way out of town. 

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18 minutes ago, bolverk said:

@Gatorubet @gatormarc @Litig8r Do you guys have a local connection for our fearless leader? See above.

Best I can do is a discounted hotel rate in Ocala. I don’t have any Gainesville local connections anymore. 

3 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Couple state parks nearby. Do they have any cabins?

No cabins but Paynes Prairie has tent sites with electricity. 

26 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

No cabins but Paynes Prairie has tent sites with electricity. 

 

Nice. I’d have thought that hammock preservation park would have helped a man out, but guess it’s false advertising. 

2 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Nice. I’d have thought that hammock preservation park would have helped a man out, but guess it’s false advertising. 

No camping there. All day use. Plus it’s still 30 minutes away. 

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Just now, gatormarc said:

No camping there. All day use. Plus it’s still 30 minutes away. 

I am positive they are gonna let me camp at the site and if not I am renting a standard SUV and am bringing a sleeping back. Fuck it. 

Push comes to shove I can probably crash the LXA house in Gainesville or pay a coed to let me sleep in her dorm room. 

On a scale of screwed to RV broken down in the middle of bumfuck Mississippi, how fucked are you on this sleeping situation? 

We are staying in Orlando, so no help there, but damn man. 

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2 minutes ago, jwtexan said:

On a scale of screwed to RV broken down in the middle of bumfuck Mississippi, how fucked are you on this sleeping situation? 

We are staying in Orlando, so no help there, but damn man. 

I'd say I'm pretty fucked without shelling out a significant amount of money. Looks like the cheapest is $800 to stay in Gainesville at not a complete shithole. 

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Its old 6th and Marlow is nice as fuck. 

Is it better than going to Little Woodrows or UT Club with the Texas Exes?

I’ll throw $100 to your uber/hotel fund if you need to stay at that place in Alachua. I appreciate your hustle. DM me your Venmo details. 

25 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I’ll throw $100 to your uber/hotel fund if you need to stay at that place in Alachua. I appreciate your hustle. DM me your Venmo details. 

I'll kick in $20 to the tailgate fund again if that will help.  Just hit a like on this post if that would be helpful. and I'll do my best to shame others.

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Alright.  Shame on all of you who won't buy immamac a sex tent or a shitty motel.  The dude is doing all of this for you.  Get busy!  Get my man the Rain Man Suite!

 

Go donate $20.  You got $20.  Stop arguing in the cloak room for 1 minute and tip my man like he just gave you the most mediocre lap dance ever.  Shiat!

 

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