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I’ve got a couple of front runners:

A) Terrible Matt Leinart one where he throws a wine cooler deep while talking to the ‘Ritas’. Embarrassed for him.

B) Brian Bosworth Dr Pepper commercial where he plays the Sheriff of Fansville. Currently boycotting Dr Pepper for that abortion.

I thought the sheriff looked familiar.  I think the problem is that they play that commercial about 100 times every game.

(It doesn't actually have football in it, but it has prominently appeared during many games, so I'm including it.)

 

Fuck that demon nun movie trailer shit.  UT football already gives me enough nightmares without having to see that scary ass ghoul.

(It doesn't actually have football in it, but it has prominently appeared during many games, so I'm including it.)
 
Fuck that demon nun movie trailer shit.  UT football already gives me enough nightmares without having to see that scary ass ghoul.
That's so cheesy and obvious it's not scary in the slightest to me..

Then again I'm not Catholic, but might have had a sexy nun fantasy or two..

Fansville makes me want Culpepper back. Na just kidding. 

On 9/9/2018 at 5:52 PM, Scholz said:

I’ve got a couple of front runners:

A) Terrible Matt Leinart one where he throws a wine cooler deep while talking to the ‘Ritas’. Embarrassed for him.

B) Brian Bosworth Dr Pepper commercial where he plays the Sheriff of Fansville. Currently boycotting Dr Pepper for that abortion.

Bring back the classic with Garth Brooks and the crazy dude playing spoons. 

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That's cool.  Anyone but the Boz.  I saw him walking with $witzer at the West End pre TX/OU weekend one year.  Gave those douche nozzels the double barrel finger salute.

3 minutes ago, Scholz said:

That's cool.  Anyone but the Boz.  I saw him walking with $witzer at the West End pre TX/OU weekend one year.  Gave those douche nozzels the double barrel finger salute.

I am sure both think about that moment even to this day. Well done sir. 

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Just now, Vertigo said:

I am sure both think about that moment even to this day. Well done sir. 

Thank you.  I gave the same salute to the entire caravan of $ooner team buses after we beat them one year.  It was night time, I was drunk and standing in the middle of a grass field until they all passed by.

On 9/9/2018 at 5:52 PM, Scholz said:

I’ve got a couple of front runners:

A) Terrible Matt Leinart one where he throws a wine cooler deep while talking to the ‘Ritas’. Embarrassed for him.

B) Brian Bosworth Dr Pepper commercial where he plays the Sheriff of Fansville. Currently boycotting Dr Pepper for that abortion.

I love B. The Mad Hatter sippin' on a Pepper.

On 9/9/2018 at 7:43 PM, Uncle Nate said:

Crown Royal water break.

 

The premise of the commercial is pretty disturbing.  People at sports bar all consuming Crown & sodas instead of beers need to take breaks.  No, they need to switch back to beer because at a football Saturday pace if they're slamming CR like beers they're gonna fucking die.

51 minutes ago, Scholz said:

That's cool.  Anyone but the Boz.  I saw him walking with $witzer at the West End pre TX/OU weekend one year.  Gave those douche nozzels the double barrel finger salute.

West End pre-Texas/ou? This guy knows how to party!

56 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Bring back the classic with Garth Brooks and the crazy dude playing spoons. 

I gotcha..!

 

49 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

I love B. The Mad Hatter sippin' on a Pepper.

Take note of "Mad Hatter's" snack in the  Dr.Pepper commercial....

It's a bag of "Les Grass Snacks" ... "Kentucky Blue Grass" flavor

On 9/9/2018 at 6:52 PM, Scholz said:

I’ve got a couple of front runners:

A) Terrible Matt Leinart one where he throws a wine cooler deep while talking to the ‘Ritas’. Embarrassed for him.

B) Brian Bosworth Dr Pepper commercial where he plays the Sheriff of Fansville. Currently boycotting Dr Pepper for that abortion.

Yeah, I mentioned that last night during the Ravens - Bengals game. I'm sure he never thought his career would evolve in that way.

6 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

AAC commerical that calls the AAC a member of the "Power 6 Conferences" . 

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What’s funny is that if it wasn’t for OU we’d be a glorified AAC. Sorry but not sorry.

The All Access commercial that airs 38,000 times a day is rapidly climbing the charts for me. 

Holy hell, I saw that stupid RITA commercial and was like wtf?  Is it supposed to be funny or something and who is that bum that threw the drink to granny?

Wow,  what a terrible commercial and how bad does he need money to do that chit?

Haven't seen the Bosworth commercial yet as I have all my games recorded and just zip through all the bs, makes life easy.

 

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13 hours ago, Blanton said:

What’s funny is that if it wasn’t for OU we’d be a glorified AAC. Sorry but not sorry.

The Big XII currently has 3 teams besides OU ranked: WVU, TCU and OSU.

23 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

Bring back the classic with Garth Brooks and the crazy dude playing spoons. 

Yeah, that one with the retarded kid running and lots of fire.

And no, I’m not talking about a Longhorns football game. 

Ok, that one  with the soccer magazine was pretty good. 

wtf is the rocket mortgage commercial that has the texas dude sewing?  Is that how it is there?

On 9/9/2018 at 5:52 PM, Scholz said:

I’ve got a couple of front runners:

A) Terrible Matt Leinart one where he throws a wine cooler deep while talking to the ‘Ritas’. Embarrassed for him.

B) Brian Bosworth Dr Pepper commercial where he plays the Sheriff of Fansville. Currently boycotting Dr Pepper for that abortion.

Any commercial with Boz is bad. Fuck that guy.

33 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

This fucking guy.....

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1. Replace the hot dogs with dicks

2. ??

3. Profit

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27 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Has anyone brought up the Mitsubishi ad with the rapping white sales dude?

Valid

West End pre-Texas/ou? This guy knows how to party!
He needs to be thrown out the window of The Baker Hotel onto a sooner sack of shit on Commerce street
2 hours ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Has anyone brought up the Mitsubishi ad with the rapping white sales dude?

Came here just to post about this one.  I keep hoping the commercial ends with a fiery wreck but it never does.  

2 hours ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Has anyone brought up the Mitsubishi ad with the rapping white sales dude?

That guy needs to be brought up on war crimes.

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Wanted to add the Pizza Hut commercial with the screaming Steelers girl being ‘raised right’. I hate child actors. So much.

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