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Like many, I lament what our community lost during the Exodus from "that other place."  And it seemed to my like Surly got even worse most recently.  So I wandered back to the place I resided before Shaggy.  Tigerdroppings.  I recalled a more active board, with less thread-nazi'ing, and a more conservative atmosphere in general.

It took 3 whole days an I'm back.  All they ever do is start random, stream-of-consciousness threads about the dumbest stuff you can imagine.  Also, they're all racists over there. So here I am, better than ever.

No, we're good. You can go back there. We'll be okay.

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26 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I got banned from Tigerdroppings for calling their board racist.

 

You got banned because you are an undermedicated loon who spewed your volcanic shit everywhere.  You are like a houseguest who leaves laundry everywhere, grabs the remote, interrupts/injects into every conversation demanding attention, and won't shut up for just five seconds.  

There are a lot of assholes at this place, but only two complete loons.  The difference in them is that this place is not good for Derka, whereas you are not good for this place.

I got banned from Tigerdroppings for calling their board racist.
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I double dog dare you to call Surly racist.
1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Like many, I lament what our community lost during the Exodus from "that other place."  And it seemed to my like Surly got even worse most recently.  So I wandered back to the place I resided before Shaggy.  Tigerdroppings.  I recalled a more active board, with less thread-nazi'ing, and a more conservative atmosphere in general.

It took 3 whole days an I'm back.  All they ever do is start random, stream-of-consciousness threads about the dumbest stuff you can imagine.  Also, they're all racists over there. So here I am, better than ever.

Negged 

51 minutes ago, Whitman said:

You got banned because you are an undermedicated loon who spewed your volcanic shit everywhere.  You are like a houseguest who leaves laundry everywhere, grabs the remote, interrupts/injects into every conversation demanding attention, and won't shut up for just five seconds.  

There are a lot of assholes at this place, but only two complete loons.  The difference in them is that this place is not good for Derka, whereas you are not good for this place.

Can you two carpetbaggers just fuck and get it over with? You follow him around to a lot of threads. You might check the mirror before you call someone a loon considering how much Hugo occupies your moonshine-addled mind. 

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

 before you call someone a loon considering how much Hugo occupies your moonshine-addled mind. 

You say moonshine addled like it's a bad thing.



So here I am, better than ever.


I believe this is what is referred to as "damning with faint praise."
On 9/9/2018 at 7:07 PM, Whitman said:

You got banned because you are an undermedicated loon who spewed your volcanic shit everywhere.  You are like a houseguest who leaves laundry everywhere, grabs the remote, interrupts/injects into every conversation demanding attention, and won't shut up for just five seconds.  

There are a lot of assholes at this place, but only two complete loons.  The difference in them is that this place is not good for Derka, whereas you are not good for this place.

I'm not much for hyperbole, but this might be the finest literary achievement in the history of the English language. Thank you for you contribution, sir.

Try harder OP

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On 9/13/2018 at 5:53 PM, closetojumping said:

I'm not much for hyperbole, but this might be the finest literary achievement in the history of the English language. Thank you for you contribution, sir.

He sent me a numbered, limited addition lithograph of his screed.  It's hung in a gold frame above my fireplace. 

On 9/13/2018 at 3:53 PM, closetojumping said:

I'm not much for hyperbole, but

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On 9/9/2018 at 8:07 PM, Whitman said:

You got banned because you are an undermedicated loon who spewed your volcanic shit everywhere.  You are like a houseguest who leaves laundry everywhere, grabs the remote, interrupts/injects into every conversation demanding attention, and won't shut up for just five seconds.  

There are a lot of assholes at this place, but only two complete loons.  The difference in them is that this place is not good for Derka, whereas you are not good for this place.

Two of my favorite posters, BTW.

On 9/9/2018 at 7:07 PM, Whitman said:

You got banned because you are an undermedicated loon who spewed your volcanic shit everywhere.  You are like a houseguest who leaves laundry everywhere, grabs the remote, interrupts/injects into every conversation demanding attention, and won't shut up for just five seconds.  

There are a lot of assholes at this place, but only two complete loons.  The difference in them is that this place is not good for Derka, whereas you are not good for this place.

Hammer meet nail

Is this like when Rocko wanted to thank the mods and it backfired?

24 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Is this like when Rocko wanted to thank the mods and it backfired?

I miss rocko.  poor soul, he was just too high strung.  

10 hours ago, futureman said:

I miss rocko.  poor soul, he was just too high strung.  

Why he was no daisy at all...

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I'm not much for hyperbole..,


Mud hole?

Checking sarcasm meter.

Damn, now I'm going to have to go all the way to the Drudge Report for the sensationalist insecure old white yankee perspective.

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